Oh damn.
It's nothing.
It's stupid!
You know those black shoes?
I told you it was stupid.
I bought this black dress to go with those black shoes, which I forgot to pack.
Ihavesixotherpairofshoes, 2ofwhicharerunningshoes in case you're up for a little game later.
And now I'm doubly screwed because I have TWO black dresses and NO black shoes.
I know what you're thinking "who cares what colors she's wearing?"
But believe me:
WOMEN.
NOTICE.