ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (63)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

以 呂 波 耳 本 部 止
千 利 奴 流 乎 和 加
餘 多 連 曽 津 祢 那
良 牟 有 為 能 於 久
耶 万 計 不 己 衣 天
阿 佐 伎 喩 女 美 之
恵 比 毛 勢 須

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

俺様は
お前の彼女
になりたい

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey
How are you
Bad
Okay

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was recently banned
From multiple chans
So im alone again
Dick in right hand
Manga on the front stand
Chafes bad like sand
But stop I can't

lanterns light the night
handling power bills is not my expertise
pan down my sheet to sweep off the dead skin
land my head down deep in a pillow
pants to my knees
hand on my penis
man, does my fucking dick hurt

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: Baby shoes, lightly worn.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: babby shoes, lightly formed.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six words? That's too short to

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a hai-ku.
There are many like it, but
This hai-ku is mine.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you find relief in
Whatever you believe in?
Or do you live in constant fear
Of rejection by what you hold dear?
Do you think it makes you free
To be part in tyranny?
Or do you think it punishment
To be delivered from tyrant's hand?

You may ask what keeps me going
You may ask what makes me tick
When the offers you are showing
Only serve to make me sick.
I don't want your paradise.
That way only madness lies.
Is this world seen through your eyes
Not built from transparent lies?

Eternal life is what you crave.
Perfect bliss beyond the grave.
Oblivion does not comfort you.
As if the world would end with you.
It was there before you were.
Mountains do not need your care.
And when you're gone, it still will be
To carry on your legacy.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i woke up this morning
and wished for sleep
and i will wake up tomorrow
with a similar kind

i think i hate life
because i dread to wake
i always look back
to a simpler time

the progression of life
has not been too nice
aging lines fill my skin
new flaws i often find

my aspirations are gone
because a lack of experience
slave to those living my dream
i am in a corporate bind

struggle to succeed in life
and to recover the past
looking for the things
that used to ease my mind

suffering from the disease
known to us as nostalgia

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I sing of arms, and the man
who, fleeing from his war-torn land,
Searched for a new home
Which he would call Rome.
(And Maecenas and Caesar are grand!)

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The deepest values
Exoponents on mantissas
Limited by bits

The world is discreet
Wait, I think I get it now
I am a machine

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(cross-posted from /dqn/ because I'm lame like that)
From psilocybin phantasms to post-benzo binge muscle spasms,
To lovely lysergic light trails telling tails of spiralling Sierpinski chasms.
Dilaudid deprivation doldrums and catastrophic ketamine conundrums,
Analgesic apathy and SSRI discontinuation syndromes.
High as fuck in public hoping no one knows at all,
Trying to forget what I regret by drinking lots of alcohol.
Embarking on embarrassing erotic MDMA experiences,
Taking disastrous designer drugs and feeling fucking delirious.
Delving deep into different dimensions on high doses of DMT,
Drugs free me from myself and let me escape reality.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Balrog): You shall not pass!
Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Fellowship): Fly, you fools!
Gandalf the Gray (addressing the Balrog): Allright, they are gone. You need not hide in the shadows any more. My apologies for scaring you. Hey, do you know where I can wash these clothes of mine?

Gandalf the White (apon re-uniting with the Fellowship): For three days and three nights we battled. It was epic, you should have seen it! I even dyed! Er, died!

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

拒食の詩神を心で浄化した
沈黙とワイン
飲み込む…Lie

歪な形が幸を育むならば
羨望と嫉妬
幾年待ち焦れた?

過去に縋りショートケーキ
生クリームが僕を誘う
都に咲いた花に揺れ
僕は壁を崩す

そこは欲望の嘆く部屋
君はいつも幸の種を蒔いた
そこは夢想だにしない部屋
罪の意思と、願う夢を見た…

不意に倒れ込んだ過去から見守りしコスモスよ
パチンと音を立て切れた自我の抑制…
首を締め合い拍手喝采
交わり踊り蝋は溶ける
「醜い現実よ、この心だけは。」

そこは安らぎと未来の部屋
君は今も腕の中微笑む
そこは欲と欲が混ざる現実
道を創るから…この手を離さないで

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let's live, my Lesbia, and let us love,
and value all the talk of stern old men
less than a dime! Heavenly lamps above
may set their course and then may rise again;
but when upon us sets our little light,
then we must sleep an ever-lasting night.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

slam dunk
pretty drunk
space jam
face plant
napalm firestarter
gotta fart harder
smoking chronic
listenin to viptronic
im gay
all day
alcoholism schism
autism altruism
failing liver
read the giver
postin on sageru
im a big guy fer you
say hey kid
tell me what's new
rubbin hands like a jew
countin shekels
hater heckles
i'll neutralize your milk hotel

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nyaa nyaa nyaaa nya
nyaa nyaaaa nya nyaa nyaa
nya nyaaa nyaa nyaaaaa nya nya nya
nyaaa nyaa nyaaa nyaa nya nyaaaaa
nyaa
n y a

 nya

nya

          nya nya
nyaaa

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24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli ass got me like "I won't touch that because I'm a respectable adult"
Yeah, I'm respectable and mature
Just like everyone else
The otaku life? Not for me
I'm not a man of QUALITY
A fancy car and a 3D wife
Those are the things I need in life
2ch? Haven't even heard of it.
Comiket? Never heard of that, either.
It's not like my entire life leads up to Comiket so I can go buy doujins.
Don't even think that. I have a wife and kids.
No, the otaku life isn't for me. Don't go in my room.
What do you expect?
It's a normal room. No posters, no figures, no long-box eroge.
But don't go in.
I just don't want you to.
I see those otaku every day.
With their headbands and their rolled-up posters sticking out of their bags indicating their status.
I'm so much better than them.
Those losers fapping to their glorious disgusting beautiful 2DPD loli... they make me shed a tear.
...of laughter.
...because I hate otaku.
...I'm not an otaku, and I'm certainly no lolicon.
...can you turn that camera off please?

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>24
That was beautiful.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't want to be one of those people who do those thing like that
I'm not like them I'm completely sure
I'm standing beside a golden door
Scream for more
O slut-Earth.

For you who do not think uniquely
Begone from my sight!
Sane man you are insane,
For you are not like me.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all roads lead to coca-cola

bleeding blue, lovers rest
the temple's gates are closed
city streets filled with trash
no sanctuary for saints

flickering waves
untucked shirt
stained pants

hungry for christmas
angry gods fight forever
winter snow no more

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I remember when I could snow the ground attack me please help me. trapped inside this place of iron and steel.

When the drill came and I could not be bothered, I could.

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly
Semen
Demon
from Bremen
Dominate me
(!)

HEAVEN PLEASE TAKE ME INTO YOUR LIGHT

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When I was a brony
I told all my homies
Remember that time when
We went to La Mancha
And sat on a plancha
I don't know I bought ya
Last Friday night.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I fap to yuri.
I'm not in a hurry.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bees bees bees bees bees
bees bees bees bees bees bees bees
bees bees bees bees bees

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at home alone,
I'll write a poem,
but there's no one to care,
I'll just stay in my chair.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

B335

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Burn it down! Fuck shit up!
災害、ね?
Oh shit!!
くそ!!!
I needed that!
bad mistakes were made

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

your genitals, my genitals
together genitalia
together with our genitalia

apart
apathetic yet part of something
part taking
doing your part

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BAD WORDS
BIG TURDS
DEAD BIRDS
FUCK NERDS
in the butt

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39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Ore ore ore ore
Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Boku boku boku boku

The king of cats
And the lord of sceptres
And the king of wands
All meet here tonight

I like cheese doodles

Boku boku boku boku
Watashi watashi watashi watashi
Ore ore ore ore
Watashi watashi watashi watashi

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

here come the bees again
summoned by the site
drenched in the bees again
fuck off 2kike

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

put you out of your misery
angels are singing
on your behalf
as i listen and laugh
and i bask in the memories of your existence

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it's about that time again eh
seriously when is it not that time
but really
it's time
time and time again i remind myself of you
yeah thanks alot asshat

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whisper four words first
Shout five cries out to
Wherever. I know that.
I need serious help.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll M. C. Ride your dick, boy
make you into a fuck toy
I'll M. C. Ride your dick, boy
make you into a fuck toy

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bitch i build a wall around that pussy make you pay for it
make anime realer than you'll ever be my crackas gay for it
wait till i play my trump card
my trump card
my trump card
wait till i play my trump card
my trump trump card

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dipping in Puerto Vallerta
Strawberries hitting the slasha
Only when I plug it in
My chocolate fountain is sin
Splishing and splashing the fudge
Wait till this mixture hits my mug
GARGLE GARGLE etc.

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bees
Bees?
BEES!
Bees everywhere
Bees on the walls, bees on the floor
Bees on the ceiling and bees on the door
Bees on your girlfriend and bees on your whore
Bees in the meadow and bees in the moor

Now the whore screams
Bitch got stung
Girlfriend's mean
Can't she just leave you to your memes?

She heard the whore scream
Now she knows, and now she's gone
But the bees love you more
So you go fuck her mom

Now the bees have gathered
In great swarming masses
They lift you to the sky
On their little bee asses

Higher and higher you go
Like that time you smoked a shitload of pot
Almost into space
But go into space you do not

For now the bees let you go
Your great journey is over
You've been given the wisdom of the bees
You are the great Bee Knower

And amidst your great descent
You come to peace with your life
Its the greatest feeling you've ever known
But now your brains are on some kid's bike

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello
How do you do?
Goodbye

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You don't want a man
You don't want me
The first time you have any app I don't want it
The first app I had a lot more money
The only app that you want for your business app to use app for the first person
You are not an important character
The only app that you want for the first game of this anime character with character is the best character designs of your life
You are not an idiot
You can do anything for yourself
The first thing that you could find yourself would not want it was a way for the first one
The first thing that is to the correct thing about is that you are the first thing you have
You don't know that I am a woman
The only app that is not an important function is the correct way for me
You don't know how that you could find your favorite app to get a follow

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

let's listening
too
speed garage

yeah!

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mold: all original ideas,
shadow and noise words: hidden body text;
It's a subconscious mindset.
Hide all contact points on the invention of the displaced feeling
and his subconscious thoughts.
I felt a lot of pain sensations from sleep;
body that joins the recognition of the word,
ordered flexibility of painful feelings.
Comply with the rules and syntax of common identity.
Painful feelings know no grammar.

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.
Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.
SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so...
Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way!
SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know...
Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay...
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you!
Mr. Krabs: It's just a greasy spoon,
SpongeBob: Just a greasy spoon,
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you...

53 Name: killsushi!Basque9Dpk [Del]


Avery Morrow
Stared with great Sorrow
At the horrors
that had come to pass.

In the sky, the zeppelins burning.
On the ground, the buttholes yearning.

For the semen
In his ass.

In his mind's eye he truly knew
that these things he saw were true,
but believe it he could not.
So he left this mortal spot
in space,
that we call our world
And he graced us
with his turd.

And the people looked upon it
and said
"This turd is good."
"We'll never trade it for 2kike's wood."

but trade it they did.
and soon, all smelt like squid.

But Shii was gone, never to be seen again
But forever lasts his reign
in the mortal world, and the one beyond
were touhous walk around the pond
Ancient Japan, I think it's called.

And soon
most had forgotten,
what Shii had begotten.


and they left



and they were gone.










Thus ends the epoch of the textboard.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Reacted to the top of my skullcap
Firestalr, shake the microphone
Continue to Firestalr
I got to throw and go ahead

You know, I'm flowing in the cause Ah, on the radio playing with us
The reason we're ozone friendly, but that's not all right
Hard as I rock in the right microphone, oh, sorry, sorry
To synchronize with the feelings of his being analyzed
Seat, and let be a question taken
Do you wear protection or your heart will move forward
Like Celine Dion, Chameleon and Karma

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

Patterns, Stilos come in a few pounds
So you can choose from you different
Ambitious, nutritious, tasteless, delirious or bad
Tell us something we are
Okabilas from the best sellers, envious vampires
But soft as marshmallows, how do you know you can not deal with us
Deborah does not like Dallas, yes, we get a scandal
Even a curse is Alice, is it Buckingham Palace?

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

Firestalr, shake the microphone
Reacted to the top of my skullcap
Firestalr, shake the microphone
Continue to Firestalr

Yes, right at the top of my skullcap
While I rock, rock, rock and microphone

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i have the crop
i have the crop

they call me the cream master
i am the master blaster
you make my heart faster
than my bowels on caster

[gentle pause]
a breeze caresses your face

ah yes,
the soft summerwinds.
the late night tokes
a new day begins

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this is poetry
some words are in latin
like ars poetica
and disrupting
the community for
textboards hai
i am new
i write in
free verse
my words are like a spine
that was left on the doorstep of a publisher
only to be tossed in the garbage. who knows why
the police was called. is there a future for a text
and who was phone?

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>textboards hai i am new

Welcome to the Unholy Citadel, newfriend! Enjoy your stay!

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Obviously, that time when I
Heckled a salaryman
And mocked his hairdryers
Since he was bald and wouldn't know
A damn
About drying keratin
I was the same once
But I found a product on the insiders Instagram
Of a seamless hairpiece
I knew about dry hair
So I told him to fuck off to
Bald mans grove to find
A better product to force
On a first worlds capitalistic playground

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i wrote something really long
in this box but
when i tried to send it in
it failed. and i didnt have a saved copy
there goes my self indulgence
probably for the best

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>57
Thanks!

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The saber contriving substance
Langley straight, but though the fires
Firing off barge pogrommage into the night
Crying

62 Name: Shrek [Del]

[Del]

Trump is shit
Shrek is love
Trump gets hard
Shrek always is
Trump lays down
Shrek grabs him
Trump starts to moan
Shrek gapes his hole
Trump begins to pout
Shrek sees his mouth
Trump may not pout,but only cry
Shrek rams his throat back down
Trump tastes large load, coughing it up
Shrek proclaims "Eat it up, sissy slut"
Trump swallows his defeat
Shrek says "I always win"
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Shrek is love,
Shrek is life.

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And suddenly it dawned upon us
the deathly muffling silence
and no one dare break it
for it was holy

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