You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain smiling. (7)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the rabbit hole.

In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibatsu powerbook during a midnight MegaCorp raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while drippin' nootropics and raving at Club Lucifer thirty stories beneath the rat heap you and I know as Clover City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG metanet connection.

I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million results for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, fears, fetishes, and fantasies. In one tab I'm mining the stock market for millions with my ZippyTrade KnowBot, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big data analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Brazillian fart porn in REAL TIME.

Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anal acoustics or your sweaty, bulging O-face?

Welcome to Wonder Land, kiddo.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
I laugh at you because you make the same shit thread everywhere you go

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I saw this thread a few places too. I wonder if the only people that go on boards like this these days go on all of them?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I do >>3-san.
I would expect it to be the case.

We're probably all seriousposters and this is where we get all of our shitposting out.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

al i can see is bees

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yo laugh at me because im cogered in bees smiling...

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the bee hole.

In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibeetsu honeybook during a midnight MegaHive raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while buzzin' nootropics and raving at Club Bee thirty stories beneath the bee heap you and I know as Bee City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG beenet connection.

I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million bees for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, bees, fetishes, and fantasies. In one hive I'm mining the honey market for millions with my BuzzyTrade KnowBee, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big bee analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Beezillian fart porn in REAL TIME.

Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anthophila acoustics or your sweaty, bulging B-face?

Welcome to Bee Land, kiddo.