Happy Christmas (18)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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2 Name: UniQulo [Del]

The same to you.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And you.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But not you.
I don't like you.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Murray Krizzus

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And a wholly new year

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's that time of year again! Merry Christmas, 6ch.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the middle of July!

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I've been meaning to ask:

Do sea charts of the south have the south in the north?

Wait, let me try again.

Does the top of sea maps for the southern hemisphere face towards the south pole?

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
sea maps for the southern hemisphere? why would such a thing exist? there's nothing down there but deserts, jungles, and criminals. there's no legitimate reason for anyone to go there.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
But how do the criinals get there without a map?

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
They didn't get there. That's where they were born. They've always been there.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May I ask how you know this, >>13? You couldn't have gone there without a map, so…

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15 I see your surveillanc drone, and raise you a satellite.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16
Satellites cost way too much (you need much better cameras to get decent pictures and a way to get them into orbit), and while I can send a drone anywhere I want when I want, you're stuck sitting there waiting for one of your satellites to be in position. Satellites are great for communications and navigation, but they really suck for surveillance.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17
They are great at surveilling the weather.

As form mapping the southern hemisphere: That is a big place. I wager a satellite is cheaper than sending drones everywhere to locate where to find something other than water. And they suck at sociology, too.