avery morrow - paedophile (66)

1 Name: avery morrow [Del]

avery morrow is a pedohpile

2 Name: avery morrow [Del]

shii org
avery.morrow.name

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyvery morrow is an alien pedophile.

8 Name: donald [Del]

ALL CHARACTERS FEATURED IN THIS STORY ARE AGE 18+
MATURE CONTENT FOLLOWS. ALL CHARACTERS PROBABLY FICTIONAL
IF CONTENT OFFENDS YOU STOP READING

A Catholic priest and a very Jewish Shii were hiding in the bushes outside of the local middle school, when the final class bell rang, and the kids were coming outside to wait for the bus.

Priest: "Aren't these kids something?"
Shii: "You're telling me. I keep getting older and older, but they stay the same age.

both laughing

The priest points at a young 18-year-old boy wandering toward the bushes, away from the other middle school students.

Priest: "Hey, there's a good one. Let's screw him! "
Shii: "Hmmm.... do you really need to ask me that Father..."

The priest lures the boy to the bushes, and, when the moment of truth occurs, Shii knocks the boy out with a chloroform rag. The age 18 junior high school student boy's pants are down around his ankles when the priest climbs on top of the kid, and starts pumping away. At this point, Shii's fly is down to reveal his 3" midchub.

Priest: "Ungh.... unghh... oh, sweet Mary!"
Shii: "DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU"
Priest: "..... .......ngghhh...."
Shii: "LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOONG"

This goes on for about 2 minutes, but the priest's concentration wears thin and the autistic memery makes the Father grow limp.

Priest: "I think there's something wrong with your head, there, kike."
Shii: "Shut up Jesus freak, it's my turn."

Shii's midchub grew half an inch more before slowly inserting it into the quivering student's anus. After a lengthy 29.9 seconds of fornication, Shii cums while screaming "JAPAN!!!!!"

~ fin ~

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nice. i like :)

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We are to /limbo/ as /limbo/ is to the main board.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

whats /limbo/, double nigger?

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the place where bad threads go to die.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Actually, the third Google recommendation for that name is "missing". I'm assuming you abducted him and are trying to throw people off the scent.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

More worrisome is that the first suggestion is "massage". Who would look forward to a massage given by shii?

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I actually knew where he lived at one point... But I can't remember the address now and have no idea if he still lives there.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Maybe I've missed something, but the internet is full of pedophiles, why should I care about this one?

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>18
He knows the science of ancient japan

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17
Shii circlejerk.
You're Shii, I'm Shii, we're all Shii, now let's make our sockpuppets kiss.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>20
wouldn't this thread be more appropriate on w2ch?

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>22
I post there sometimes but I think it might be literally just me at this point.

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>23
No, I post there as well. Unless you're actually me.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16
wellesly?

couchsurfing com/people/averym

lol shii the couchsurfer LOL

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

elance com/s/averym/

cpold you be any more autsitic lmao..

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34 LIVERMORE RD
WELLESLEY
Ph. 7812357587

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is it really true that Shii is this 'Avery Morrow'?

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He will be haunted by his past forever. Poor soul.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please let me know why I should care at your earliest convenience.

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>32
del

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dear potential employers:
Avery Morrow is a cool guy, please hire him.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lol dongs

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36
What the hell? This paper isn't about fucking children at all! Are you sure you've got the right guy?

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How Not To Be Thinged By Things

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hahaha haha shii someone post that photo of him in a skirt please

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

https://books.google.com/books?id=G29bCAAAQBAJ&q=%22avery%20morrow%22#v=snippet&q=%22avery%20morrow%22&f=false

> Avery was stunning and she knew it. She tossed a thick mane of long dark hair over her shoulder as she stood and dusted her backside. Wendell climbed out of his car and threw his hand up in a wave. He strolled up to her ready to shake hands and was met with a blinding smile. Damn she was cute.

...

> Wendell looked back to Avery's eyes. They were trained on him. Longing rolled off her in waves. Wendell had seen that look before. She wanted him to take it. Her eyes told him all of the ways he could have her if he wanted her.
> Something was off. She didn't know him from a hole in the ground. Yeah, he and Walt had been friends since college and he'd probably talked him up as a good dude. But that wasn't a reason for her to be throwing it at him like that. From what he could tell, there was no way men weren't lined up around the corner wanting Avery Morrow. Something wasn't right.

what.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36

>data:image/hex

This seems like a less convenient way of posting images.

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>41
If I had a nickel for every superfluous piece of bullshit that's been bolted on to HTML, I'd have quite a few nickels.

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>41
64 ≠ 16

also, what option is there for posting images here that's more convenient?

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>44
you mean like this?

46 Name: sage [Del]

>>23
>>24
I do too, I'm not either of you

btw don't be jerk

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how post image

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You have to win a kiddie fiddling competition against the devil.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>48
it's quite simple.

this:
&�#x3c;img src=&�#x22;//upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0c/Circletriangle.gif&�#x22;&�#x3e;

becomes this:

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches of the uppermost echelons can post videos, however.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches with the smallest dongs break the board below their post.

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches with the smallest dongs break the board below their post.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches with the smallest dongs break the board below their post.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches with the smallest dongs break the board below their post.

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only witches with the smallest dongs break the board below their post.

try not to break the board next time.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54-58
also, don't spam like that. fix it properly like >>59 did.

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

poor avery

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63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SACRED SCIENCE OF ANCIENT JAPAN

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