Why??? (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Cream cheese, instead of tasting anything like cream or cheese, tastes like mayonnaise on moldy bread.
Peanut butter, instead of tasting anything like peanuts or butter, tastes like ass mixed with vegetable oil.

Who comes up with these names for these abominations?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A poop deck contains no poop.

Heartbroken.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A parkway contains no parking spots.
A driveway has no space for driving.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Lolis don't make me laugh out loud incessantly.