In my pants. (82)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

[Ordinary statement goes here]

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34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33

That must be incredibly painful.

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35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

HORSES

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36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yup, that thing looks pretty fucking hard...

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37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

пук

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's what she said.

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39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like my coffee with cream.

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40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love my little sister.

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41 Name: niggerman [Del]

me and you both

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck off.

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44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have genitilia fungi.

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45 Name: lolwut [Del]

i have my pants

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46 Name: OP [Del]

We need to keep this thread flowing.

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47 Name: キタ [Del]

Shut the Fuck up...

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48 Name: Anonymous [Del]

>>45
pantsception

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49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am flowing~~~~~~~~~~

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Barotu esuta meruto.

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51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I just got off of work

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52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Aishiteru

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53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon,
Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon.
"When you coming home, son?" "I don't know when,
But we'll get together then, dad.
You know we'll have a good time then."

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55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54
Ara ara~ I'm blushing in my pants.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54
according to the visualization thing at the bottom, it categorizes "4chan" under "female"...

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The goggles aren't working! They do nothng!
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59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That is not dead which can eternal lie.
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An in strange eons, even death may die.
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60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of class struggles.

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61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sacred Science of Ancient Japan.

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62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a used condom
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63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There is genuine hope for the future.

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64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Teach, I poo,

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65 Name: Johnson [Del]

Run! Hide!
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66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this passage gave me an erection, not for the creation of structures, but
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68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck you, I hope you die.

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69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Pansy Mint is an anagram of
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70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

According to the synoptic charts, we're expecting a high pressure system.

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71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No more bees

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73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ITT we replace one word of the title of a book/film/TV series with the word loli

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74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This conjecture was originally given in [Neu11], and was stated in this form by [GTZ15]

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75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll smash the crown of thy head,
I'll make thy white hair run with blood,
The whiteness of thy beard with gore.

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76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There is exactly one loli.

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77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have never seen a vagina
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78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love playing with my girlfriend's dick.

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79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jewish people have long noses

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81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jews control the world banks.

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82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was invited to the tea party, so I came.

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