WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (301)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 27th 2017.

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Novy 12e2nth 30012

Nothing new on the Interlands...

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 3 2017

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 4th 2017.

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11th, 2001

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of May 2016.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

121/12/99999999999999999999999

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 6th 1989

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I choose to believe that every single poster in this thread is telling the truth

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

going on a date with the girl reading this

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 4th 2017.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 31st 2200

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>1

Truth is eternal. There is no time.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>266
STOP
hammer time

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is 1999 my dudes

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Feb 8 2017

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is the current year?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
2003, have any of you seen that new "4Chan" place? It's anonymous like here but it's full of meanies!

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh I thought it was 2003 BCE

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>273
It is. There's nothing to do.

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>272
in 2003 4chan was so randum xD

>winrar over 9000 internets oh lawdy

now it's all dark and edgy political bullshit

>kys cuck shill based and redpilled can't stump the trump

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
unbased and cringepilled

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
Old 4chan was also dark and edgy, just in an absurd random way. Autistic keyboard warrior bullshit is unrelated to the edgyness.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is Saturday the 9th of January 2016.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>279
I wish it was, I wish. 2016 was such a good year.

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2019, 30th April. I can’t believe this thread is 11 years old, truly a next level

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

令和初年

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I came

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the 4th of July 2019.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>284
Correct, but please don't announce the real date.

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOW it is the 4th of July 2019.

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the year 2130 on the starship enterprise do you read?

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>289
Are you SURE?

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is, of course, impossible to affix an instantaneous moment to the transition between "beardless" and "bearded". Is it when the razor is set down after the last shave? When it is not picked up for the next? When the decision is made, or perhaps when it is publicly stated?

In any case, almost all will agree that, on stardate 41997.7 (The Big Goodbye, chronologically the last episode of season 1), Riker had no beard, while on stardate 42073.1 (The Child, chronologically the next episode), he has one.

I therefore propose The Auspicious Number as the stardate at which Riker's beard came into existence. It works as well as any other.

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 6th, 2019

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You all talk about the date, but what is the TIME?

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is always changing. Talking about something that changes so rapidly would be foolish, >>294

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If time is always changing then why is it always 4:20 somewhere?

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At the moment that I press down to click "Reply", it will be 406 milliseconds into the current second.

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The year is 20XX

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat my dust

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat your own ass

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, today is November 26th, 2001. Thank you for stopping by! And I am definitely not lying about today's date.