Avery Morrow (19)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a gentle soul erudite scholar who needs to be loved. We must find Avery Morrow and gently caress him. Avery Morrow's long thought pieces curves around into the post-modern imaginarium and through the social perspective into a modern interpretation of mysticism. He violently questions the status-quo through his words and into the collectivist interpretations of politics. His readers moan with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 written works with force, filling every potential reader with 2000 new interpretations of mysticism and historicity.The force of the ideas compelled makes Avery Morrow's brain turn active, figuratively fracturing due to it's impossibly huge amount of information. The force of his exploding brain figuratively blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 buddhist priests fall from the sky and he can't resist and starts taking note of the sacred science of ancient japan and is illuminated 10000 times in a buddhist temple. His mind is illuminated forever and he is always leaking wisdom. He was a cool guy the whole time the end.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

estop it! Avery Morrow is a friend of the people, a proud and noble Jew of rich lineage with an honest heart. I will not let you slander him anymore!! desu

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow gives over $30,000 to charitable orginazations every year.

Avery Morrow has spawned over 20 "oldfag" memes, founded the Anonymous hacker group on 4chan's /i/ and World4Ch at the age of 18, and published his own book at age 20.

Avery Morrow donates blood several times a year.

Avery Morrow brushes his teeth after each meal.

Avery Morrow has never slept with a woman on the first date.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a confirmed Druid and psychedelic mushroom eater. He speaks to mother Nature and begs her to forgive mankind for his sins. Man is in dire trouble due to the anti-fascists and we will surely "feel the bern" in 2017. Call Ukraine or DPRK and beg for refuge while you still can, you do not want to be stuck in the USA when shit hits the fan.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AHHHHHH THE BEES

AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET THEM OFF ME

6 Name: Board Master [Del]

Avery Morrow swallows

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a squid.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


                                   ∧__∧  んまぁああああああああ!!!!
                                  /       \ ∧__∧           ∧__∧
                      v,,             _(  ゜∀゜   )      \  ∧__∧  /       \ ぎゅるぁくぁあああ!!
      ,┤               \, ̄',!           (  `丶 、  ノ  ゜∀∧__∧      \.  ゜∀゜   )
  y,,,,,,,/゙.l゙             ,rシ'"          人      `Y`丶 、/       \゜   ) ∧__∧ ノ
   ゙''i、 .,,,"i、              ,,,―-、、         (  `丶 、  人   (  ゜∀゜   ) 、  ノ /       \ ぬぇにういあおおお!!!
   /`i "`            ィ-‐',ン'"゙゙l ゙l        人       Y `丶(  `丶 、  ノ   `Y (  ゜∀゜   )
 l''ー" ‘''┐  〟       ‘''"゛   .| |       (  ` ヽ 、  ノ    人      `Y 、   ノ  (  `丶 、  ノ
 `'''i、./''"   ゙l゙l               l゙ |       人      Y'` ヽ 、(  `丶 、   ノ   Y  人      `Y`
   ゙l .゙l、   ,l゙.}           丿丿      ,':;′ 丶  ;:,'゙    人      Y' 、  ノ  (  `丶 、   ノ
   `ヽ`ー--'゙,,/          _,-ン"  .,,,:-‐'''゙´    _,,.:''″   (  ` ヽ 、  ノ    Y'  人       Y′
    `''―''"             ''“"゛ ,,,:、;''" 、,.: -:''"~゙''''"′    人      Y'丶  ;:,'゙  (  ` ヽ 、  ノ
┃   【  `υ゜  】.   ┃        ┃           【゜∀゜゜∀゜】             ┃   .,,ッ=ッ.
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┗━━━━┳━━━━━┛        ┗━━━━━━━━━┳━━━━━━━━━━┛   ゙'ヘニソ"
       .┗━━━━━━━━/\━━━━━━━━━━┛
                     /    \
                   ( ゚∀゚ )人( ゚Д゚ )
                   /          \          ∧_∧ (゚ ζ∀∀∀ ゚)ノポーンポーン
  Λ_ΛΛ_ΛΛ_ΛΛ_Λ ::::::::: ::::::::   ガガガガガ(    *∀*     )ピロピロピー
 ( ゜∀゜゜∀゜゜∀゜゜∀゜゜∀゜゜∀゜ )::::::::     ∧_∧   ⊂ <V> ).       ∧∧
      / :::/:: ヽ、ヽ、 ::i . .:: :.: ::: . ::::::::::::::: ((( 。。∀。。)))/ ̄ ̄旦 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\【  `υ゜  】尼ッママm、
     / :::/;;:   ヽ ヽ ::l . :. :. .:: : :: :: :::::::    (  <V>)/◇          旦 ⊂Y⊂) まぁまっままああ!!!
 ̄ ̄ ̄(_,ノ  ̄ ̄ ̄ヽ、_ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ┗┳┐ /               \┛
 【ぐぐくク゛ググ゛グクぐぐ】                【びゃさbsybだybだぁぁぁぁ】

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The squidlike nature of Avery Morrow.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Côte -saidheans Pandit destination . Avery tomorrow need to see , and that is always good . Changes in skin Avery Morrow

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sometimes i start to freak out and think maybe I AM avery morrow, but i changed my whole life and personality and forgot about my past so I can't even tell for sure if it was me or not

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Avery Morrow is a cuck

Indicators blinking
Liquid crystal display
Party van a-coming
Must I go or must I stay?
Catnarok is nearing,
oh what must I do?
Virus to society
Take that you filthy Jew

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Shii is a cuck

Here I am a-sitting
Just resting in my cell
And behold a niggerfaggot
Who I can tell is approaching by his smell
He grabs me by the collar
And pulls down my pants
But by will of G-d and tanasinn
He found my razor blade implants

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Shii is a cuck

So here I am a lying
Down in my padded cell
Smiling ear to ear I am
So little can they tell
For they did not go deep enough
Not nearly deep or far
For down inside my rectum
Is explosives; allahu akbar!

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Avery Morrow is a cuck

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Avery Morrow is a cuck

Indicators blinking
Liquid crystal display
Party van a-coming
Must I go or must I stay?
Catnarok is nearing,
oh what must I do?
Virus to society
Take that you filthy Jew

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Shii is a cuck

Here I am a-sitting
Just resting in my cell
And behold a niggerfaggot
Who I can tell is approaching by his smell
He grabs me by the collar
And pulls down my pants
But by will of G-d and tanasinn
He found my razor blade implants

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Shii is a cuck

So here I am a lying
Down in my padded cell
Smiling ear to ear I am
So little can they tell
For they did not go deep enough
Not nearly deep or far
For down inside my rectum
Is explosives; allahu akbar!

Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Here's a faggot there's a faggot
Here's a nigger there's a nigger
Avery Morrow is a cuck

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15
What is this song a parody of?

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16
I think it's an original. I'd like to know the chords.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bump

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Pumbl-- actually no, fuck it.

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