Sageru dogmas (115)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ehhhh!!!!!! Sounds scary. Can you tell me what they are? Knowledge may create more uncertainty, but i already know how ill die so i dont care :)

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No one knows how they will die. That is why they call it "die".

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  1. People can die if they are killed.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34. No lewds allowed

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2. Fun things are indeed fun

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3. Always browse with a gun in hand

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4. Bunnygirls are always relevant. Catgirls, however, are not.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8
This is just your own personal dogma.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
I won't let you talk to Sageru like that.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5. Beelieve in yourself.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6. sageru exists as the universe pre big-bang

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
What does that mean?

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13
imagine the universe before the big bang

that is sageru

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

7. Every post here is fact, and should be treated as such

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

8. NEVER MIND THE WAY I SOUND/EVERY TIME WE MAKE IT POUND/STRAIGHT INTO THE PAVEMENT NOW

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9. If the bees will it, it must bee done

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10. Never beelittle people

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11. All of the above

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12. See #53

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

14: 13 is not a real number

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

13. As punishment for 14s slander, all of his descendants - that is dogmas that are multiples of 14 - will be cursed with a non-zero i coefficient.

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

53. See #12

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

15. 13 is a number that follows 14 and precedes 15, in case it wasn't clear

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

16. Love loli

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

17. love traps

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

18. traps are gay

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19. And so are you

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

20. And especially OP

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

21. And that is OKAY.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

22. BUSTAH WOLF

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33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

23. Using any style other than MWN is treason.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

24. Remember to sage every once in a while

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

25. 25 Get!

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what's going on in this thread

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

26. Nobody tell >>36 what's going on.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

27. Always remember to never lewd loli.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forget where the ducks went. Do you remember how we used to feed them? Stale bread, corn, and we were siting in the rain soaking with self-pity and whiskey and some fake sense that all of this was somehow a romantic sadness, until the chips fell into place. I guess what I'm trying to say is, one day the ducks left and I never saw them again. I packed my bags, stopped being lewd, saged every thread and lit a cigarette in the doorway. I think I'm ready for the bees now.

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

29. Always expand your vocabulary.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

30. Do not explain your vocabulary

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

31. Do not explain.

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

32. Do not.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

33. Don't think, feel

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46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34. Time is not real.

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48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

35. Always ignore the outsiders.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

36. Never miss on your beauty sleep.

50 Name: 2015-04-24 [Del]

37. Twelve is two times six.

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

38. Twelve is six times 2.0000000000000000001

52 Name: 2015-05-01 [Del]

39. MWN über alles

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

40: Always look down on rodents trying to take over the unholy citadel.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

41. No dates. Not ever.

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test123

56 Name: 444444 [Del]

test

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

42. Always clean up after yourself.

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

43. Remember to loli

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

44. please die

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

45. Embrace the urge to jam your fingers in crevices.

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

46. Eat jam from the pot with yur fingers, that's how the rock stars do it.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

47. Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

48. Work your body, work your body, make sure you don't hurt nobody

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

49. Use your outbox for incoming mails at your peril!

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

50. Use your inbox for outgoing mails at your leisure.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

51. Go on to datpiff with your favorite browser and listen to my free mixtape

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

53. Order is for the weak

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2018-5-22
work! work! work!

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 who is this Dogmas

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2018-5-27
work!
work!
work!

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

54. Don't give >>69 a dictionary.

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is it like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition?

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

55. eat your OWN ass

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

56. Sageru is a rip off of 4chan

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>75
4chan is a ripoff of 2chan, which was like 2channel but with images

2channel, a text BBS, was more or less the original of these kinds of sites

sageru is more like 2channel and has very little to do with 4chan

also, 4chan was made by someone who used SomethingAwful, and the board culture there was very different

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How is Sageru like 2channel? I doubt the guy who made Sageru browsed 2channel.

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>77
How is it like 4chan? It's a text board.

If anything, it's probably closest to world4ch.

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

57. This is not a topic worth discussing

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>76
>>78
I was joking, thought that was obvious sorry.

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>80
Don't worry, I'm just retarded and don't pick up in things

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

58. The terminals with gold filigree are for the landed nobility only. Peasants will be permitted one hour of remote access every Saturday.

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

59. sageru is a rip off and you can't get your money back

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

60. The dick is always right

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1

expound.

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

61. No being silly

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

62. No being serious

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

64. No counting in order

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

63. Your hands belong in your pants

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

65. Keep your pants out of the dishwasher

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

66. Keep your hands inside the dishwasher.

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

67. You must be at least 5'2 to ride the dishwasher.

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

68. Riding in the dishwasher is a good way to spend a saturday.

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

69. Is not a position to be attempted in the dishwasher.

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97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

70. The coolest number is 100

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

71. Ignore spam links.

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28. Missing dogmas are not allowed.

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

72. Stop doing that.

101 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

73. Yes. That. Stop it.

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

74. Rock in the morning, Roll at night.

103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

75. Do away with boomer shit like ``rock and roll''

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

76. Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

77. Do away with Gen X shit like ``hip-hop''

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

78. You don't tell me what to do

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

79. 78 should SHUT UP

108 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

80. Put mayonnaise in EVERYTHING.

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

81. Change the board style every day so it doesn't look stale

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

82. Ignore how 81. contradicts 23. and 39.

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

83. Achieve nonexistence

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

84. Read Ted Kaczynski's manifesto

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

111.It's only illegal if you get caught.

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

85. DONT SKIP NUMBERS

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

86. cute birls on sageru are public property

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