Sageru dogmas (73)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ehhhh!!!!!! Sounds scary. Can you tell me what they are? Knowledge may create more uncertainty, but i already know how ill die so i dont care :)

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No one knows how they will die. That is why they call it "die".

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  1. People can die if they are killed.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34. No lewds allowed

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2. Fun things are indeed fun

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3. Always browse with a gun in hand

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4. Bunnygirls are always relevant. Catgirls, however, are not.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8
This is just your own personal dogma.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
I won't let you talk to Sageru like that.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5. Beelieve in yourself.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6. sageru exists as the universe pre big-bang

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
What does that mean?

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13
imagine the universe before the big bang

that is sageru

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

7. Every post here is fact, and should be treated as such

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

8. NEVER MIND THE WAY I SOUND/EVERY TIME WE MAKE IT POUND/STRAIGHT INTO THE PAVEMENT NOW

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9. If the bees will it, it must bee done

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10. Never beelittle people

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11. All of the above

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12. See #53

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

14: 13 is not a real number

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

13. As punishment for 14s slander, all of his descendants - that is dogmas that are multiples of 14 - will be cursed with a non-zero i coefficient.

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

53. See #12

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

15. 13 is a number that follows 14 and precedes 15, in case it wasn't clear

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

16. Love loli

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

17. love traps

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

18. traps are gay

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19. And so are you

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

20. And especially OP

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

21. And that is OKAY.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

22. BUSTAH WOLF

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33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

23. Using any style other than MWN is treason.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

24. Remember to sage every once in a while

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

25. 25 Get!

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what's going on in this thread

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

26. Nobody tell >>36 what's going on.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

27. Always remember to never lewd loli.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I forget where the ducks went. Do you remember how we used to feed them? Stale bread, corn, and we were siting in the rain soaking with self-pity and whiskey and some fake sense that all of this was somehow a romantic sadness, until the chips fell into place. I guess what I'm trying to say is, one day the ducks left and I never saw them again. I packed my bags, stopped being lewd, saged every thread and lit a cigarette in the doorway. I think I'm ready for the bees now.

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

29. Always expand your vocabulary.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

30. Do not explain your vocabulary

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

31. Do not explain.

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

32. Do not.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

33. Don't think, feel

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46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

34. Time is not real.

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48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

35. Always ignore the outsiders.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

36. Never miss on your beauty sleep.

50 Name: 2015-04-24 [Del]

37. Twelve is two times six.

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

38. Twelve is six times 2.0000000000000000001

52 Name: 2015-05-01 [Del]

39. MWN ├╝ber alles

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

40: Always look down on rodents trying to take over the unholy citadel.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

41. No dates. Not ever.

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test123

56 Name: 444444 [Del]

test

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

42. Always clean up after yourself.

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

43. Remember to loli

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

44. please die

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

45. Embrace the urge to jam your fingers in crevices.

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

46. Eat jam from the pot with yur fingers, that's how the rock stars do it.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

47. Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

48. Work your body, work your body, make sure you don't hurt nobody

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

49. Use your outbox for incoming mails at your peril!

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

50. Use your inbox for outgoing mails at your leisure.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

51. Go on to datpiff with your favorite browser and listen to my free mixtape

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

53. Order is for the weak

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2018-5-22
work! work! work!

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 who is this Dogmas

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2018-5-27
work!
work!
work!

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

54. Don't give >>69 a dictionary.

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is it like the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition?

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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