ITT we tell a story however many words at a time we damn please! (53)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Akiza Akari gulped as she nervously eyed the turned back of her senpai MC Ride.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

im sorry your thread is dead bud

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

" said Cena John-sensei, rubbing

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is probable that Chris's inactive lifestyle and frequent patronage of McDonald's is the cause of his obesity. The number of times Chris claims to eat there, two or three times a week,[7] is equivalent to going an average of 130 times a year. During his phone call with Kacey and her father, he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was unquestionably a lie told to impress Mr. Devoria—once a week would still be more than enough to cause health issues. At this rate, Chris may develop serious medical problems—heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes are known to result from continued consumption of fast food.[8]

The trouble is that Chris doesn't seem to realize just how bad fast food actually is. He barely understood that fast food was bad for one's health until roughly the Liquid Saga, when at Kacey's behest he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise and eating right. This mostly involved eating salads at McDonald's instead of his usual eight-piece box of chicken nuggets.

In a display of nutritional ignorance, he claimed that having grilled chicken with his garbage food was better than having breaded chicken. This is a common misconception—though grilled contains less fat than breaded, it still comes from a fast food chain and only seems healthy by comparison to everything else McDonald's serves. The "side salad" that he occasionally mentions eating is one of the more inoffensive items on the McDonald's menu, and grilled chicken salads are also not as unhealthy as most of their products. However, these salads are frequently drowned by fat people in cheese and high-calorie dressing. Chris claimed once (in effort to impress a girl, natch) that he refrains from using dressing, but given that he seems to have a dislike for foods without copious amounts of fat, salt, or sugar, this is almost certainly untrue.

Also, the sugar content of a small McDonald's sweet tea is 36 grams.[9] The recommended daily intake of sugar for an adult is about 40 grams.[10]

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Akarin looked down at the thread she was holding in her hands. She had indeed unconciously strangled it in nervousness. Akarin blushed profusely. Ride

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my dick while Anthony Fantano wears a poop hat.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

while Anthony Fantano wears a poop hat

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anthony Fantano wearing a poop hat

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

makes my dick excited! Therefore having him ride

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(whose stage name was just mysteriously uncapitaliszed) ride the Ferris wheel with her was Akarin's first romantic goal.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it's no fun if there isn't some form of restriction in writing

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dicks. Dicks spoke about constrained creativity. Dicks are

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anthony Fantano the internet's busiest

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richmond. Illinois bakery number one

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garbage can forever. Eat my wings

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and rice pudding for a Portuguese themed Christmas dinner

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with Andre.

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Or

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not

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

without my

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

trusty spatula

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Then all of the sudden, a large bang came from

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the kitchen. Mom adopted a pancake! The

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

open wound festers upon contact. A wizard smiles, for the lizard exists regardless of intention. Burrow your head underground.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The boys are back in town.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's clobberin' time.

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"My memes!" screamed the blacksmith, as he

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

balanced

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his memes

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, and in my dreams I

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

screamed

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"FUCK ME HARDER ONII-CHAN! FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT STICKY

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TAKYON! OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



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42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hi

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm Akarin.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The child created by me and my imaginary onii-chan.

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46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

died in a tornado of bees cast by the evil and maniac

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tokuko. "MY MOM!" shouted the oldfag bat end, as he melanated sponderiferously the keroro gunman, who was

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thirsting for 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️ 🅰️Nd 🆑🅾️🅿️🅿️ℹ️🆖 2️⃣ 🅿️🅾️Nℹ️es.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this site is fucking dead and you should kill yourself.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>49
Pretty rude.

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>49
SO'S UR MUM

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

why are you fucking dad and should you kill yourself?

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>35-49
The original is from 2ch's commie board.
The right can't meme. Sad!

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