Akiza Akari gulped as she nervously eyed the turned back of her senpai MC Ride.
the kitchen. Mom adopted a pancake! The
open wound festers upon contact. A wizard smiles, for the lizard exists regardless of intention. Burrow your head underground.
The boys are back in town.
It's clobberin' time.
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balanced
his memes
, and in my dreams I
screamed
"FUCK ME HARDER ONII-CHAN! FILL ME WITH YOUR HOT STICKY
TAKYON! OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
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Hi
I'm Akarin.
The child created by me and my imaginary onii-chan.
died in a tornado of bees cast by the evil and maniac
Tokuko. "MY MOM!" shouted the oldfag bat end, as he melanated sponderiferously the keroro gunman, who was
Thirsting for 🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️ 🅱️🅾️L🅰️ 🅰️Nd 🆑🅾️🅿️🅿️ℹ️🆖 2️⃣ 🅿️🅾️Nℹ️es.
this site is fucking dead and you should kill yourself.
why are you fucking dad and should you kill yourself?
>>35-49
The original is from 2ch's commie board.
The right can't meme. Sad!
So sad that they destroyed the thread.
Under the rubble, a faint voice.
"What was that? Speak LOUDER so I can hear you," demanded Tokuko.
"What was that? Squeak LOUDER so I can hear you," demanded Detective Duck.
Detective Duck did not, as the reader may have imagined, speak with a lisp. Detective Michael Duck, fifth precinct, did not have any kind of speech impediment. His voice was strained, however, as he and Tokuko heaved aside pieces of rubble.
I can't sage my post. I don't see the email box. I click more options but nothing appears.
I got it to work. Here is my story:
A long long time ago there was a useless orphan. nobody cared about orphan because orphan is useless. orphan lived under a giant tree eating acorn, lived for many years. finally one day a passing tiger killed orphan and ate orphan. the end.
>>59
Thank you for the error report. Our hardest-working bees are looking into it.
I fucked a bee once
For sale: one bee, never fucked.
FBI open up!
Avery Morrow
resonated with thousands and bees and his form began to transmogrify thanks to the help of the vibrating bees, and the walls coated with honey.
He instructed his disciples to collect the honey in small glass jars. Soon enough the entire floor was covered in glass jars filled with honey, Avery Morrow then raised his voice and spoke:
It's just piss! All piss!
seethe
," proclaimed Avery as he began to gulp down one honey jar (actually pis) after another.
Squished one
Ender Dragon egg, is what he did next. Fuck! Now I will never retake the Iron Throne. Some people say that the Ender Dragon from Minecraft is a female, but in fact it is male and the female who laid the egg left the male there to guard it. This is a problem to me because I don't know how I will get more Ender Dragon eggs in order to use the resulting dragons to become ruler of the realm.
There is only one solution, which is to get the male Dragon pregnant. He does not have the necessary equipment. But it is but a trivial issue for the future ruler of the realm.