ITTT we write a story half a sentence per post (75)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In 1944 I went on a journey to

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Dublin to make my fortune.

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Or was

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it Munich?

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I can barely remember because

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SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.
Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.
SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so...
Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way!
SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know...
Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay...
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you!
Mr. Krabs: It's just a greasy spoon,
SpongeBob: Just a greasy spoon,
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you...

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SpongeBob: A stove is a stove, no matter where you go.
Mr. Krabs: A patty is a patty, that's what I say.
SpongeBob: A grill is a grill, this is surely so...
Mr. Krabs: And fries should be fries either way!
SpongeBob: But this grill is not a home, this is not the stove I know...
Mr. Krabs: I would trade it all away if you'd come back to stay...
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: This kitchen's not the same without you!
Mr. Krabs: It's just a greasy spoon,
SpongeBob: Just a greasy spoon,
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Without you...

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
>>7
Hey fuck you those aren't

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half-sentences.

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Anyway, in 1944 I was

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trying to make a fortune in some place.

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However, the

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fucking jews stole all my maps.

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So I used my intuition to

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It was a snowbank, and

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a lot of other things.

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For example,

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there was an actual real bank hidden under the snow.

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So there I was, in a back alley, just cruising

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like a villain.

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23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Waiting for my

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brother's wife and her famous spaghetti

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to stop fucking, jesus christ!

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Will you stop

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the music?

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Where were you when

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? I was, in fact, in the middle of

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

posting in a shitty thread.

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A thread so shitty,

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I shat myself!

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Having collected the shit that ran down my legs,

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I decided to collect Fidget Spinners next.

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One day, I came across an elderly man's garage sale, where

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

he was selling lots of super awesome Fidget Spinners!!!!!

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So I asked the man,

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you farted, didnt you

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He looked at me with a look of utter

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beeness.

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Taking time to gather my thoughts, I decided to respond by

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MAKING A BITCH CUM LIKE AAAOOOAAAOOO

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then I reached for his Fidget Spinners

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with a raging erection

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pushing against the hours spent on internet

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48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pushing against the hours of my life spent on the internet

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i nutted,

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is half

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of a sentence.

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This is another half

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of an orange, which was once lambasted by Grandma Balibulu Fealtrix, who had previously invented the solar battery dibulon, which is a machine that looks like a serval, who is a cute anime girl from a show from the recent season, which likely did not include any shows about Anti-Cosmic Satanism, which often draws upon Gnostic and Cabbalistic influence, while Matthew Edward Ethelred Dzingel-Byouba Kpekou dances the conga to the effervescent swooning of the bagpipe, and DouchebagChocolat finally begins to make videos regularly again, but also screams "France in my pants!"

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In

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Soviet Russia, thread contributes to you.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cat swallowed all of my Fidget Spinners.

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Pants

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had not yet been invented in this universe.

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Are

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you gay?

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How could you

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possibly know?

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Well, I asked God, and he said

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

minecraft gaming?

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I said to him, what

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do you think about my brown bricks.

69 Name: Bob [Del]

gay my dude

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Those words were uttered by

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Sonic as he shoved a mouth full of my brothers wifes famous spaghetti in his pie-hole.

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My brothers wife makes spaghetti with

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mashed lima beans instead of cheese.

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In my

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pumblenuts.

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