ITTT we write a story half a sentence per post (85)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In 1944 I went on a journey to

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One day, I came across an elderly man's garage sale, where

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

he was selling lots of super awesome Fidget Spinners!!!!!

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So I asked the man,

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you farted, didnt you

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He looked at me with a look of utter

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beeness.

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Taking time to gather my thoughts, I decided to respond by

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MAKING A BITCH CUM LIKE AAAOOOAAAOOO

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And then I reached for his Fidget Spinners

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with a raging erection

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pushing against the hours spent on internet

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48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pushing against the hours of my life spent on the internet

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i nutted,

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is half

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of a sentence.

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This is another half

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of an orange, which was once lambasted by Grandma Balibulu Fealtrix, who had previously invented the solar battery dibulon, which is a machine that looks like a serval, who is a cute anime girl from a show from the recent season, which likely did not include any shows about Anti-Cosmic Satanism, which often draws upon Gnostic and Cabbalistic influence, while Matthew Edward Ethelred Dzingel-Byouba Kpekou dances the conga to the effervescent swooning of the bagpipe, and DouchebagChocolat finally begins to make videos regularly again, but also screams "France in my pants!"

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In

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Soviet Russia, thread contributes to you.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My

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cat swallowed all of my Fidget Spinners.

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Pants

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had not yet been invented in this universe.

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Are

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you gay?

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How could you

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possibly know?

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Well, I asked God, and he said

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

minecraft gaming?

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So I said to him, what

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

do you think about my brown bricks.

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gay my dude

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Those words were uttered by

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Sonic as he shoved a mouth full of my brothers wifes famous spaghetti in his pie-hole.

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My brothers wife makes spaghetti with

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mashed lima beans instead of cheese.

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In my

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pumblenuts.

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And it sounds kind of gross, but

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you like gross things, don't you?

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

God has abandoned us, no?

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I hope not,

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but I think I have diarrhea and

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I feel way better now.

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In this thread we're supposed to

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

write a story half a sentence per post.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But that is impossible because

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

..." I trailed off, rethinking my nonsensical words.