In 1944 I went on a journey to
he was selling lots of super awesome Fidget Spinners!!!!!
So I asked the man,
you farted, didnt you
He looked at me with a look of utter
beeness.
Taking time to gather my thoughts, I decided to respond by
MAKING A BITCH CUM LIKE AAAOOOAAAOOO
And then I reached for his Fidget Spinners
with a raging erection
pushing against the hours spent on internet
pushing against the hours of my life spent on the internet
i nutted,
This is half
of a sentence.
This is another half
of an orange, which was once lambasted by Grandma Balibulu Fealtrix, who had previously invented the solar battery dibulon, which is a machine that looks like a serval, who is a cute anime girl from a show from the recent season, which likely did not include any shows about Anti-Cosmic Satanism, which often draws upon Gnostic and Cabbalistic influence, while Matthew Edward Ethelred Dzingel-Byouba Kpekou dances the conga to the effervescent swooning of the bagpipe, and DouchebagChocolat finally begins to make videos regularly again, but also screams "France in my pants!"
In
Soviet Russia, thread contributes to you.
My
cat swallowed all of my Fidget Spinners.
Pants
had not yet been invented in this universe.
Are
you gay?
How could you
possibly know?
Well, I asked God, and he said
minecraft gaming?
So I said to him, what
do you think about my brown bricks.
That shit shack is
gay my dude
Those words were uttered by
Sonic as he shoved a mouth full of my brothers wifes famous spaghetti in his pie-hole.
My brothers wife makes spaghetti with
mashed lima beans instead of cheese.
In my
pumblenuts.
And it sounds kind of gross, but
you like gross things, don't you?
God has abandoned us, no?
I hope not,
but I think I have diarrhea and
I feel way better now.
In this thread we're supposed to
write a story half a sentence per post.
But that is impossible because
..." I trailed off, rethinking my nonsensical words.