Starting an ancient thread (36)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Timestamped so people will know when this thread was started.

2003/12/09

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thread numbers are timestamps:

> 1356376376
> as seconds is
> Mon Dec 24 19:12:56 2012.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2
This should be marked "Critical Vulnerability" in the sageru.org fork of Kareha.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>3
What would you suggest as an alternative?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4 Consecutive numbers.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
Using the title as the thread's filename, perhaps?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6 What if it has no title?

8 Name: ## MOD ## [Del]

>>6-7
Just updated the code, and remapped all the old threads.

    $time = floor((cos($time) + 1) * $time);

Over time, thread numbers will increase roughly like this:

Enjoy! Thank you for reporting a bug on 6ch.
This live chat session will now end.

9 Name: Johannes Van Kadmus Gritzman [Del]

>>8
Thank you for your hard work.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8 I see what you did there. I didn't know it is possible to embed pix.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
use the [img] tag

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11 Egads, BBCode. Good to know regardless, thank you.

13 Name: ## MOD ## [Del]

There is no way to embed images, unfortunately.

I just went back and edited the post's contents in the "database" (ie, an html file in the "$KAREHA_ROOT/res/" directory). Kareha stores all persistent data in HTML that way.

The more you know...

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh, in that case, >>11 fuck you.
And >>13, thank you for a good laugh.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 is a LIAR!
and to think i trusted you...

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13
No way to embed images?

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now I'm confuse

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

<img>child_porn.jpg</img>

did it worked?

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>18
That's actually enough to get you thrown in jail for a long time in some countries.
And no, it didn't worked.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So how does it work?

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>20
bug in kareha 3.1.1, lets people insert arbitrary html if they know what they're doing. see the kareha 3.1.1 source code for how to use it.
it was fixed in 3.1.2 a long time ago.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>21 So it shouldn't actually work? Looking at the source code, I see that it should be possible to upload files, too. I don't want to break anything, is it bad if I start playing around with this?

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

> Looking at the source code, I see that it should be possible to upload files, too.

file uploads are disabled in the configuration file here.

> I don't want to break anything, is it bad if I start playing around with this?

if you want to play around with it, i'd recommend setting up your own installation of kareha 3.1.1 to test things on until you know what you're doing so you don't accidentally break this board.

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25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't want to break this board.
It is too valuable.

If you think it is too brittle for stress tests, then I have more confidence in the stability of my own code.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bumping an ancient thread because I don't much care for new threads.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OLD THREAD SHALL REIGN FOREVER OVER THAT SCANDALOUS NEW THREAD!

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The fact of the matter is, you're all being lied to. OP was lying when he time stamped his post. He has fed you all lies.

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>29
Never let the truth get in the way of a good old thread, that's the old way after all.

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A thread from Mon Dec 24 19:12:56 2012.
This formula: $time = floor((cos($time) + 1) * $time);
It seems to have been changed.
I also did not manage to upload raw.

Also: Ancient? 2003 is not ancient. 2kya is ancient. What are you, twelve? (Like this thread?)

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OP here, back from my trade mission to india to reiterate that this thread was indeed started in december. There has been no deception or deviation from the ways of our ancestors.

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>32
It was made in december, look at the timestamp. 2003/12/09
December 9 1903.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>34
2003rd month, 12th day, 9th year.

Do you even ISO 8601

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>35 What? That doesn't make sense. ISO 8601 goes from most to least significant, not from somewhere in between to one extreme, then the other without passing go. By that standard, >>33 has it right.