How have you not converted to Islam? (16)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!ExIzeb/i [Del]

Please convert to Islam.
P.S how do I make toast?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I will only convert to Islam if I can interpret Allah as a magical girl with cute, shiny shoes and an awesome gigantic bow.

P.S. To make toast you need a toaster first

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can agree with >>2 on most points, though I prefer to interpret a spear with a cute little ribbon right before the blade.

P.S. You need money to get a toaster first

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just roast bread over a fire, I've tried it before

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
I'm from the water tribe I can't make fire

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
Go have someone from the fire tribe help thee

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dab

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
I'm afraid of this man
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9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

foreskins are cool

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to drink alcohol and eat pork. I also want to treat women with all the legal rights as men do.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all haram all the time

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The lamb is good though
But Iceland has the best lamb so I have no need for hallil lamb.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

moar liek icelamb lol am i rite !

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Icelamb is best lamb
All of it is tasty
Even the livers and testicles are edible and tasty

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to drink alcohol and eat pork, but I don't want to treat women with equal legal rights as men.

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15
Just move to a nation where this is the case.
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