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Post-worthy tweets (6)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

@SirEvisiae
sits on the end of a see-saw
puts on space helmet
throws a big ol' rock at the other side
(plop)
Hmmm....
rechecks calculations

@FeelNutts
#nakedandafraid it's the only way to really enjoy space mountain

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 Ha, just found this.

By: @wobbles
@FeelNutts I came into this world #nakedandafraid and, darn it, I'll leave this restaurant #nakedandafraid

By: @Dads_Secret
I wished they sized balls like they do boobs so that I could brag to my boys about my DD balls

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bandit @UtilityLimb

WELCOME… TO MY SUBTERRARIUM LAIR [terrarium falls and shatters as couch cushion fort supporting it gives way] [all my turtles escape] NOoo!!
6:20 PM - 2 Nov 2011

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

@dubstep4dads
punts a baby through a fieldgoal post alright enough play time lets get you back to your mom

@cornshoes
slowly submerges whole spoon into soup so only handle is visible “my God wat is thiS” take out spoon WAITER THERES A SPOON IN MY SOUP

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Also from @dubstep4dads
i lather myself in butter from head to toe
i run and jump into a slip n slide
the judges are mice and they hold up little 10's

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

@radiomaru
Sonic the hedgehog. a character engineered to be cool & appealing but it worked too well & drove a generation of children literally insane

@dinogore
England has made good tweets today. Good job other white people

Post-worthy tweets (6)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]