Question regarding my daughter (7)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She says she's thinking about dating a hoofed mammal!

What should I do!? I'm traumatized...

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Join in

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You should kick her out of the house.

There must have been some kind of mix up at the hospital. I'm so sorry, I have no more words for you...

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FUCK hoovians!

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She's thinking about it, not actually doing it.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let her think. Let her make her mistakes. The worst that can happen is __________________________.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You should make her watch boy things like football & How-To's on starting forest fires with nothing but your bare hands.