What is best in life? (38)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy posting new threads on textboards.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy replying to new threads on textboards.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy aging established threads on textboards.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I enjoy saging established threads on textboards.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
i did, and it just lists the pronunciation for "age" and "sage". it seems to imply that they would be pronounced /a-ɣiːŋ/ and /sa-ɣiːŋ/, which just sounds really weird. why is the "e" dropped? it would make sense to drop it if it was silent, but it isn't.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
"ahgay" and "sahgay" is how I've always pronounced them.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5,7
It'd be "ageteimasu" and "sageteimasu".

(s)ah-geh-teh-ee-mas

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
No need to be so formal. Ageteru/sageteru is enough.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

dubbuzu o chekku shiteiru

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
yokudekimashita!

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

People posting as lolis in the loli thread and not as some other thing.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tea.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I agree with tea.

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I also agree with tea.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

finding out that magic is real.

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>18
Amen.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

joining a kurdish militia and killing داعش scum.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Peace and prosperity.

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

anal

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

very nice


26 Name: God!LOOK.AT.MY!!tRiPcOdE [Del]

Being me.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>26
I don't mean to alarm you, but Nietzsche tells me you're dead.

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33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>27
Nietzsche was a fucking Nazi and deserved every bit of the smiting that led to his death.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33
What? Nietzsche isn't dead, I saw him just yesterday at the local coffee shop. He was hunched over his smartphone, tapping away and chuckling to himself about Schopenhauer's latest Tumblr post. He tried to chat up the waitress with some comment about his "will to get her number" but she just rolled her eyes and ignored him.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>34
His Nazi buddies reanimated his corpse. How did you not notice that he was a zombie?

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33 Nietzsche was not a Nazi. He was misquoted. In actuality Nietzsche despised everything the Nazis stood for.

And by the way, >>27, the full quote is:

>God is dead. He died of sympathy with mankind.

38 Name: Genghis Khan [Del]

The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them
before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see
the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp
their wives and daughters to his arms.