[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (394)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.

2010/04/07

OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
Wait, it's the 6th! How are you posting from one day in the future?

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is February 3rd, 1984

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2

We have entered an endless recursion of time.

>>3

YOUR WRONG BICH IT'S 2010/04/11

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
*you're

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5

*your

7 Name: BALLS [Del]

4/13/10

oh shit nigga

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

08/2/1989

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7

Your date system is retarded, allow me to help.

2010/04/13

Have a nice day!

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is meaningless here, please stop this nonsense.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10

NUH UH THE UNIVERSE ONLY MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT DOES

2010/04/14

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
FAGGOT

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

\      ☆
             |     ☆
          (⌒ ⌒ヽ   /
    \  (`⌒  ⌒  ⌒ヾ   /
      ('⌒ ; ⌒   ::⌒  )
     (`     )     ::: ) /
  ☆─ (`⌒;:    ::⌒`) :;  )
     (⌒::   ::     ::⌒ )
    / (    ゝ  ヾ 丶  ソ ─

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
HETEROSEXUAL

2010/04/19

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>14 BISEXUAL

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15

ASEXUAL

2010/04/27

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16

Trisexual outta fuckin nowhere

2000/12/12

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17

Time traveler out of fucking no-wear.

2010/05/02

19 Name: wat [Del]

>>17

FAGGOT, HETEROSEXUAL, BISEXUAL, ASEXUAL, TRISEXUAL, KOREAN, NIGGER /capslock

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>19

Master of Classification

2010/05/07

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>> FAGGOT

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>21

Insecure about his sexuality.

2010/05/11

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>22

Insecure about his tardiness.

2010/05/25

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>24

Secure.

2010/05/26

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>98

Does not exist.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WELL IT SURE HAS BEEN A LENGTH OF TIME

2010/06/09

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33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WELL IT SURE ALMOST IS AUGUST

2010/07/29

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WELL IT SURE IS AUGUST, AND I SURE AM STILL POSTING

2010/08/14

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WELL IT SURE HAS BEEN A WEEK

2010/08/21

IS IT UNVIP TO POST A LINK TO AN IMAGE ON A BBS?

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>35
I think timestamping you posts is more unvip.
However now I'm curious, please do link that image, for I'd love to see it.

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36
Well, it sure has been several weeks.
2010/09/12
I don't even remember what it was.
The image has been lost to the anus of time.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WELL IT SURE IS NOVEMBER
2010/11/01

It is good to see that in the (nearly) two months that I have not timestamp posted for future generations, this thread has become somewhat buried. Activity is a nice thing to witness.

2010 is almost over. Where has all the time gone?

Browsing here takes me back. I think I will spend the rest of the night visiting all of the BBSes that I used to frequent.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/12/04

o_o

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/12/9
sploosh drip drip all we are is dust in the wind

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010-12-25

Christmas is going quite well for this VIPPER.

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not from here, let me just say, that I didn't realize at first just how unholy this place is

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2011-01-01

Happy new year!

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2011-01-28

It's only a matter of days until the zombies make their way into the streets and kill billions of people.

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1993-09

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2011-02-11

I do believe this place has finally died

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>47
No! It's not dead yet! I swear!

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2/12/2011

MULTIPLE posts a day!

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2011/02/13

My first timestamped post of the new year!
I am impressed. 6ch has actually received several posts in the last few days, it seems.
Well, I don't know if >>47-49 is the same person or not. I do, however, know that I, >>50, am not the same person(s) as >>47-49!

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>47 here. I am certainly not the same person/people as >>48 and >>49. I am offended by the very suggestion

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's not dead, I lurk here 24/7

53 Name: QQQQQ [Del]

QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5/7/2011

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Official thread time stamps

Thread started: 1270664710 -> Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:25:10 GMT
Lastmod: 1304767833 -> Sat, 07 May 2011 11:30:33 GMT
Lasthit: same as lastmod

For every thread, you can find out when it was made and when it was last posted and when it was last bumped.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>55 yeah, well, suck my 2011/11/14 dude

57 Name: aaaa [Del]

2011-12-08

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dear 6ch,

I am holding AAchan hostage. The last page of the recent uploads to AAchan were all mine. Give me $1,000,000 in unmarked bills or I will upload more

Signed, 2011/11/15

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did I say last? I meant first. Just for making me mess up like that, I'm raising the ransom to $2,000,000, 6ch.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I just found this site.

Signed, 2011/11/29

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Holy fuck it's a month away from 2012!

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It Christmas Eve, I wish you all happy an 2012~!

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is 2012 now lol

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>63
No it's not. It's already 2013.

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lol dude wat this site

currently Feb 1st, 2012

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is now January 32nd, 9065.

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is now Sunday

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Friday 16th of March 2012 04:09 GMT reporting

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 22nd 1998

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

saturday the twelf

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At the present moment, it is November 23rd, 2012. Just about a month left for us here on Planet Earth.

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 8th 2013

Is anyone out there... I am sending this message out on all channels ... my name is Skittles, Prince of the Soviets ... Please respond

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Stardate 48637.3, I am here to post!

74 Name: BEE!npgsxeafRg [Del]

April 26 2012
Thursday

:3

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>74
Fuck off, TheShadowFog!

76 Name: TheShadowFog!WuvOsumF7w [Del]

>>75

Why?

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>76
No reason. I just felt like saying that.

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello from 2015!

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2009-07-11

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>79
There may be no internet, but there is, however, Super Internet™.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>83
Lies, 2012-04-25

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is memorial day 2012 GO USA

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2008-01-17

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The only thing to do is check this place every day. You can't know, otherwise. That's what I do.

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>87
I come here every other day, or week or something.

Anyway, 2025=05-31 4chan died a while back, image board members are slowly dwindling, and social networks have grown to an enormous size.

Kyaaa! It's a social networking bot trying to sexually touch my ANUS. I need to, like, run, dawg. Zounds! SKRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Great, I wake up and it's 2025. Guess I better make a facebook account

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How has all of this time gone by without me noticing

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

jk it's Jan 1, 1970.

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The DeLorean is gone!

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

②◯◯⑨/◯⑨/◯⑨

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2012/06/28
It's been a while, but I'll never stop posting 'til the day I die.

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

31.6.2012

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

29.06.2012

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>96

29.06.2012

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19999

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 38th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3178

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

16.08.2014.

I hate this war.

101 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

17.08.2014

It is cold, and papa has yet to return from outside. I hear aeroplanes going through the skies. There isn't much food or drink since the one-armed man made away with our supplies. I fear the safety of my anus.

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NATO have promised to have pulled out of Afghanistan by now. Figures the UN would put a private merc army there. But that is not the war you meant, I know. I mean: With all the Bush wars officially over, why start a new one now?
I am also worried about the resurgence of bovine spongiform encephalopathy this summer of this year. If I should get infected, I won't have to ponder whether I should pre-order the Orbis or hold out for the Boiler.

103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

18.08.2014
Will this war ever stop? ;_;

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>103 It could be worse. According to Kevin Costner, by now the war would have erased technology. Imagine, no internet. Inversely, Phil Dick predicted that technology would have made us paranoid schizophrenics. Considering what happened with Facebook in 2013, that seems quite optimistic in retrospect.

But that excuses nothing, of course. Another war, and now the £ is looking weak, and tell me have you read about the latest freak? We're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete. And if i taste the honey, is it really sweet?

I should have invested in bullets back when they were cheaper than cigarettes.

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

tree fitty

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19.08.2014

This is a nightmare. So many dead people, so many victims... It all started a few years ago when I came here for a job and now all that remains is the rotten smell of death.

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2:15 am

108 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>107
You should go to bed

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>108
ok mom

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Our generation does not sleep.

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11:05 PM
Friday
August 18
2012

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When was >>111 posted? When was this?!

Am I in the future?

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>112 No, you are definitely in the past.

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 20. 2012

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nearly everyone seems to accept time as though it existed absolutely, for indeed, almost always, everything is discussed and analysed in a time-context as though that were the indisputable foundation of all that is known.

The foundation, of course, it is, but how can it be regarded as indisputable? Has anyone ever produced any scrap of evidence of its objective existence - except the fact that everything depends on its existence, which is very precisely une petition de principe or begging the question?

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>115 If everything depends on the existence of time, then without time, everything does not exist. Time is the necessary condition in this context, everything else is merely sufficient.

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>117 Odd, I thought the past was scary.

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

22/2/2022 btw

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every day is pretend to be a time traveller day.

121 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>120
Every day is pretend that we aren't time travelers day

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One chronon at a time.

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2012/09/30

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>124
FUCKING LIAR!

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>125
Yeah who the fuck does he thing he is... going around acting like it is 2012. Geez.

127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Either I'm dead, or…

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9/29/2093
I am a student at a prestigious school, one of the world's first flying universities. I'm writing a paper on the history of gravity manipulation.

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>127
"or..." what? I don't understand and need you to clarify, Sir!

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>129 …or my watch has stopped.

131 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That would explain the radiation. No, no, I mean the other way around. And it wouldn't.

My ears are ringing, may I lie down?

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do you mean? My suit is totally rad!

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is September 6977th, 1993.

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I wish there were still such a thing as time. I think I remember it. It was nice. Nostalgic.

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Merry Christmas everyone!

gobble til you wobble

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Things were better before existence. It was a slower pace.

137 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Causality is nice. Keeps things in order.

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shitty Windows 7™ clock! Why must you lie to me‽

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>138
Time is an illusion. It isn't lying, it's just observing the illusion from a slightly different angle.

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Somewhere in the world, it is the first of May.

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2012/10/23
I'M STILL HERE
I'M STILL TIMESTAMPING
I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET YOU, SAGERU

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A great and terrible future crawls forward to be born.

143 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The future will become the past soon.

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Never again in your life will you know as little as you know now.

145 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have already forgotten more than most people have ever known.

146 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One day, I will forget how to forget.

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>146
nigga wat is u saiyan

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>147 Eidetic memory, forever!

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sweetmorn, The Aftermath 24, 3184 YOLD

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is 1:59 in the A. M.

151 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

0x015A Post-phase.

The flame of this world flickers low.

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

approx -150 ksec

153 Name: TheShadowFog!WuvOsumF7w [Del]

dec 19 2012

154 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>153
FUCKIGN LIAR!

155 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-148 ksec

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That bee is getting really annoying, I hope someone opens up a window soon.

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>156 roast it in, honey

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>157
shove it in, honey

159 Name: diakon.mueller@web.de [Del]

diakon.mueller@web.de

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4 Diakon, 23rd Mueller, 1536th Web DE

161 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>158 The bee, honey?

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

its midnigth

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down.

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

two more days until tsunday!

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

one

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seven

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I-its not like I care that I missed tsunday or anything...

168 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is currently 2004/02/19
I wish I hadn't invested in Enron, now I'm playing it safe on the housing market.

169 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

170 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2013-05-13
Obamas descision to sign the CPKILL act now means that all online actions are now to be monitored by the government. BBS systems like thus have been under scrutiny because of their ability to post links to seditious material. Arrests are being made simply for visiting SAoVQ, see you all in hell.

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is like 8 minutes past 10

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

half past a moon beam, a quarter to sleep

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh god, horses.

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2013-02-26 22:44:36

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

adventure time

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow, nobody's posted in this thread for more than a year! It's currently Friday the 16th of May 2014.

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whoa what an old thread.
It's currently Friday the 12th of June 2017.

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whoa what an ancient thread.
It's currently Tsunday the 9th of December 620,104 BCE.

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>176 How do you know?

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 7 2019

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 6, over 9000

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 31st, 1969

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The Year of Our Lord Barnabus McThatcher 201. The month of Malrady, day 301.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's tomorrow.

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Don't be too sure that things are what they seem.
Alternatives are hard to find for sorrow.
So use your head, and muffle out your screams.

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

55 minutes past 11.

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1-san here. I'll never forget you, Sageru! Bumping this thread is my solemn duty. My resolve is firm: Nothing can steer me from my journey towards temporal enlightenment. I pull a timepiece from my pocket, and with this date, I engrave truth upon the board:

2013/04/17

Remember this, Sageru: Whenever you lose track of time doing something enjoyable, whenever you look at the calendar and wonder where the days all went, whenever you add another year to your age, worry not. Someone is out there, fighting for your timeline.

I will protect your future!

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>189

Don't believe this joker, I'm the real >>1-san, it's currently 2012/09/14.

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm thinking about buying a watch.

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It'S time to eat an apple

194 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is Saturday, the second of February, 2013. The weather is cold and overcast.

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow, old thread, it's The 14th of December 2019,

196 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

To-day is March the 18th of the year of our Lord 1854.

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TODAY IS THOR'S DAY!

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wednesday, January 19, 2381. (In actuality, this date falls on a Monday.)

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>199 Wasn't there a calendar reform in the 23rd century?

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>200
not on my planet

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>201 Obviously, but there was on Tero, I think. It was decreed that every year starts with a Tsunday and ends with a Sadderday. One day in July would be its own weakday, and the 29th of February also. This change was not adopted in the military calendar, and obviously not in the stellar calendar either.

Then again, maybe I was lied to.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 2093.
For the first time, a spam bot has been elected President of the USA. His inaugural address was about buying cheap viagra and fake swiss watches online. He was being facetious, of course. To become president nowadays, you absolutely must have good comedic sense.
Some say this represents a great victory for the AI rights movement. To others, it's a clear example of the shortcomings of the electronic voting system. I'm not sure what to think- some of my best friends are AI's, after all. Even my cat's intelligence is artificially augmented. I asked her who she voted for; she had written in a dark horse candidate, an AI-augmented dolphin.

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2108, It was death or glory, and we aren't on the winning end.

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>170 Yes, in hell. Be seeing you.

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 20, 2013.

I have managed to travel back in time.

I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.

As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>208
It was?

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>208
You mean for like 3 hours when the first thread was posted?

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2013/05/25(土)02:37(UTC)

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>212
Time stopped and Sageru's entropy spiral came to an end with the death of Lavos.

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can't believe this thread is already a week old.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>215
Don't exaggerate; it's only been six days.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's almost time for someone to make this thread! I hope lots of people post in it!

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>217
this might come as a shock you, but you've been in hyperspace for such a long time that this thread is... already dead.

219 Name: Metraff [Del]

Looking for someplace to settle. How barren is it here?

6/20/2013

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>219 I fear we will never settle. We will always be Internet nomads 6/21/13

221 Name: Metraff [Del]

>>220 Well shit, I wasn't expecting a reply. Are you the last of your species? 6/20/13

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/21 Happy summer solstice

223 Name: Metraff [Del]

>>222
Is that tonight? Hopefully the clouds are clear enough. 6/22/13

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>221 No, there are a few others. I don't know them, but they're around, somewhere. 06/23/13

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

06/26/13.

I just snorted like ten lines of meth. Time to time travel further forward than I've ever been before.

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

06/28/13

Still awake. Still haven't eaten.

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>224
This is where, I suppose: >>225 >>226
Going back to default name.

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

04/16/18
President Obama's 3rd term is in full swing winning 90% of seats in both houses in the mid term election.

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>229 TAKE IT AWAY, ANON!

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I believe it's bee o'clock

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 20XX AD, war was beginning.

233 Name: suck it [Del]

dick

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In 199X the world was wrapped in the black flames of war

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

War… War never changes. Console war, browser wars, search engine wars, high frequency trading wars,

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>235
Don't forget the eternal flamewar of emacs and ViM.

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>236 Of course! How could I ever forget the Holy Wars!

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ah shirt

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the 13rd of November 2015, god what an old thread, sageru didn't even have 10 daily visitors back then, unlike te 430,000 we get now.

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>239 Most of which are blocked by the spam filter, but still.

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh god where am i how did i get here i'm not very good with computers

242 Name: Hans Oberlander [Del]

We are living in the digital future.
Soon we'll all be computers.
In fact I'm one already!
Feel my chip!
I'm a one, you're a zero.
It is the future. It is pointless.

243 Name: Lloyd Floyd [Del]

The computers have taken over!
Isn't it beautiful‽
I think so ya, ya?

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 4th 2023.
Radiation isn't high today so we can actually celebrate.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 1993
Life is great

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

05.05.05

so very proud of metamucil today graduated from toilet and flat breasts

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/6/6

today the devil showed his face, and boy was he ugly

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

95/61/19203

Ho hum.

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

╫╜ / ▌╣ / ï¼±ⁿ

<◙┌○§─ ╚╕▐╞◄○╥ ─|-≤╔╕φ◄◘▓▐↨>

250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/20/2006

cant wait for 2007, i can only hope it will be a good year!!! in a few days!!!

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1398440184

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5b

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FRIDAY APRIL @% @)!$

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can't believe we just won World War 2!

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

020504282014

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28 + 1 GET

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧   ∧_∧      ∧_∧
 ( ・∀・)   ( `ー´)  ( ´∀`)  ( ゚ ∀゚ )    ( ^∀^)
 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
 | | |  ┃    This thread has overflown   ┃ | | |
 | | |  ┃    an 8-bit address space.     ┃ | | |
 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YO, IT'S THREE THOUSAND THIRTY.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow what an ancient thread, it's 02/04/42,215

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time to get a watch!

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time to fap

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is the twenty-ninth of April, twenty thirteen.

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's April the 6th of September.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2014.
Today is the beginning of the end.

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2015.
It has been a year since anyone has posted in this thread.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2013.
It has been -2 years since anyone has posted in this thread.

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gregorian calendar is GAY

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm sad we don't use decimal time.
hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>269 Don't be sad, we can always use millidays.

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>270 Wow! just computed it: 1 milliday = 86.4 seconds.

New important question:
Is sageru.org in an Affine space?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

00:00:00:0000, 00/00/0000.

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
I don't know, but it's certainly an asinine space!

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271 Sadly, yes.

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's just flashing 12:00 o'clock. I don't know what the date is.

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>276
Let me help you out. It is, as I click `Reply', exactly 18:58:30. To within a second or two.

You're welcome, future historians.

278 Name: Future Historian [Del]

>>277 We are indeed indebted to you deeply.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 1st, 2012.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 69th, 2069

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the day that nintendo decided to region lock the 3ds

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29th, 2000.

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th, 2000.

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29, 2000.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 2000, 29.

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the year 200X

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>JAS0N WAS HERE
>HI MOM I'M GAY!

24 May 2014

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

24 January 2014

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Necrobumping this thread - it is currently July 9th, 2017. About 10:24, time zone 4.

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 8th, 2013

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i just met this guy named jesus. i like him, i can see him going places

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19/10/13

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the end of the world as we know it.
(And I feel fine.)

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2014-07-04

Happy 4th, sageru!

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th 2014

fuck

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of March 2014

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cuuuuuuuuunts

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>298
You mean cu/uu/uuuu uu:un:ts?

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today's Friday the 13th
OoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>300 You liar! There is no such thing, it is just a movie!

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OP here. Keep on truckin', sageru.

August 14, 2014.

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

15.08.14

people got fre from work otday

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>106 I know exactly what you mean.

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/04/08. This place is flooded.

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fourteenth of November, Twenty Thirteen.

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WHOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the worldwide draught of 2740...

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

07/12/13

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the day our lord and saviour Jesus Crist-sama was conceived.

311 Post deleted by user.

312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the Postth of Deleted, the year Byuser.

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

314 Post deleted by user.

315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is currently $TIME on $DATE.

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316
WITCHCRAFT

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316 SO BAD DID I WANT TO CALL YOU OUT

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BURN THE WITCH

P.S. January 9th 2014

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>320

FIX YOUR DAMN LOCALE SETTINGS

322 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do I do the red flashies?

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322 Post raw HTML. It's not in the options menu, you need curl.

If you don't use Linux (or BSD), you can install it from the fink repository.

If you don't use UNIX, you can get it from aminet.

If you use something completely incompatible like NT, you'll need cygwin.

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>323
Thanks I got it.

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322
that's not red, it's tomato.

also, >>323 is pretty funny. curl is not required to exploit this bug.

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

<p style="position:relative;font-weight:bold;color:tomato;font-size:xx-large;animation:backandforth 2s ease 0s infinite">HEH</p>

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>326

This is an insult.

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>325 it's not a bug it's a feature

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/12/13

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/11

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3/3/33 3:33:33.333

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

perl does not distinguish between post values and get values.

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>334

make_error(S_UNJUST) if $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} and $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} ne "POST";

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jesus it really has been a long time, rebumping.
2018/09/22
I am freezing my ass off, this is the third fucking nuclear winter this year.

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who wants a @sageru.org email address? I vote we petition Mr. Nice 6ch man and ask him if he'll allow us to have those email addressees. also
the date is

#time #date

::time:: ::date::

"time" "date"

10/1/2014 9:52 PM


var today = new Date();
document.write(today);

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/1/12

I'm still here. Still timestamping.

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want a @sageru.org email address i want a timestamp@sageru.org email address.

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/1/131

This timestamp thingy /won't/ last forever.

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>343 Another 23 years and a week.

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

does anybody really know what time it is? does anybody really care?

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The machines know.

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is an illusion.

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

today is the 24th day of the 10th month of the 5575th year.

349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

$ date --utc
Tue Jan 20 15:56:45 UTC 2015

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time is construct

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fun fact: In most calendars, years and months vary in length because people are weird about starting a year or month in the middle of a day.

354 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can't believe this thread is already a week old.

355 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The time is the time you're reading this post
Today is today
This message travels through past, present and future

356 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/05/06 happy one month birthday tomorrow thread!

357 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So how many people do you think lied about the time?

358 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>357
Back in the 21st century there were not such harsh penalties for spreading non-factual information on the internet.

359 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>258 What would Jimmy Wales give to be alive right now.

360 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Feb 06 2016

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/14

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2/7/2015

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is Boomtime, the 20th of The Aftermath, 4648.

364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy Christmas 6ch!

365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>364
Wow, this thread is old. Remember the times before Christmas was made illegal by our unmasked reptilian overlords? I hope I don't get sent to the mines for necrobumping this.

366 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Future has come! 2hus exist!

367 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Turn on CNN right now!

368 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>367
Jesus Christ! They killed Bin Laden!

369 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>368
Wasn't it crazy when they revealed that Seal Team 6 was completely made up of vampire loli robots?

371 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/10/09

This is my life's work.

372 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>368 pix or it didn't happen

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017/11/02
It's been a while.

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1993-09-10000

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381 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy independence day, everyone!

382 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/11 11:11 -- wow!

383 Name: twitter [Del]

1/1/11

384 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2016/1/5

385 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

386 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

388 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2/27/16 9:37 A.M EST

389 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/05/1999 8:35 PM EST

390 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

69/69/6969 69:69 69 696

391 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

13/06/1965 04:48 UTC + 9:00

392 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/8/2808 today is seeman remembrance day

393 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nineteen sixty-nine, in the sunshine.

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