[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (464)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.

2010/04/07

OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>200
not on my planet

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>201 Obviously, but there was on Tero, I think. It was decreed that every year starts with a Tsunday and ends with a Sadderday. One day in July would be its own weakday, and the 29th of February also. This change was not adopted in the military calendar, and obviously not in the stellar calendar either.

Then again, maybe I was lied to.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 2093.
For the first time, a spam bot has been elected President of the USA. His inaugural address was about buying cheap viagra and fake swiss watches online. He was being facetious, of course. To become president nowadays, you absolutely must have good comedic sense.
Some say this represents a great victory for the AI rights movement. To others, it's a clear example of the shortcomings of the electronic voting system. I'm not sure what to think- some of my best friends are AI's, after all. Even my cat's intelligence is artificially augmented. I asked her who she voted for; she had written in a dark horse candidate, an AI-augmented dolphin.

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2108, It was death or glory, and we aren't on the winning end.

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>170 Yes, in hell. Be seeing you.

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 20, 2013.

I have managed to travel back in time.

I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.

As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>208
It was?

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>208
You mean for like 3 hours when the first thread was posted?

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2013/05/25(土)02:37(UTC)

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>212
Time stopped and Sageru's entropy spiral came to an end with the death of Lavos.

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can't believe this thread is already a week old.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>215
Don't exaggerate; it's only been six days.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's almost time for someone to make this thread! I hope lots of people post in it!

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>217
this might come as a shock you, but you've been in hyperspace for such a long time that this thread is... already dead.

219 Name: Metraff [Del]

Looking for someplace to settle. How barren is it here?

6/20/2013

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>219 I fear we will never settle. We will always be Internet nomads 6/21/13

221 Name: Metraff [Del]

>>220 Well shit, I wasn't expecting a reply. Are you the last of your species? 6/20/13

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/21 Happy summer solstice

223 Name: Metraff [Del]

>>222
Is that tonight? Hopefully the clouds are clear enough. 6/22/13

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>221 No, there are a few others. I don't know them, but they're around, somewhere. 06/23/13

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

06/26/13.

I just snorted like ten lines of meth. Time to time travel further forward than I've ever been before.

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

06/28/13

Still awake. Still haven't eaten.

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>224
This is where, I suppose: >>225 >>226
Going back to default name.

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

04/16/18
President Obama's 3rd term is in full swing winning 90% of seats in both houses in the mid term election.

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>229 TAKE IT AWAY, ANON!

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I believe it's bee o'clock

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 20XX AD, war was beginning.

233 Name: suck it [Del]

dick

234 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In 199X the world was wrapped in the black flames of war

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

War… War never changes. Console war, browser wars, search engine wars, high frequency trading wars,

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>235
Don't forget the eternal flamewar of emacs and ViM.

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>236 Of course! How could I ever forget the Holy Wars!

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ah shirt

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the 13rd of November 2015, god what an old thread, sageru didn't even have 10 daily visitors back then, unlike te 430,000 we get now.

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>239 Most of which are blocked by the spam filter, but still.

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh god where am i how did i get here i'm not very good with computers

242 Name: Hans Oberlander [Del]

We are living in the digital future.
Soon we'll all be computers.
In fact I'm one already!
Feel my chip!
I'm a one, you're a zero.
It is the future. It is pointless.

243 Name: Lloyd Floyd [Del]

The computers have taken over!
Isn't it beautiful‽
I think so ya, ya?

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 4th 2023.
Radiation isn't high today so we can actually celebrate.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 1993
Life is great

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

05.05.05

so very proud of metamucil today graduated from toilet and flat breasts

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/6/6

today the devil showed his face, and boy was he ugly

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

95/61/19203

Ho hum.

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

╫╜ / ▌╣ / ï¼±ⁿ

<◙┌○§─ ╚╕▐╞◄○╥ ─|-≤╔╕φ◄◘▓▐↨>

250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/20/2006

cant wait for 2007, i can only hope it will be a good year!!! in a few days!!!

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1398440184

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

5b

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

FRIDAY APRIL @% @)!$

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can't believe we just won World War 2!

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

020504282014

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

28 + 1 GET

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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 (    つ┳∪━━∪━∪━━∪━∪━∪━┳⊂     つ
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 (__)_) ┻━━━━━━━━━━━━━━┻ (__)_)

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YO, IT'S THREE THOUSAND THIRTY.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow what an ancient thread, it's 02/04/42,215

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time to get a watch!

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time to fap

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is the twenty-ninth of April, twenty thirteen.

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's April the 6th of September.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2014.
Today is the beginning of the end.

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2015.
It has been a year since anyone has posted in this thread.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is May 01, 2013.
It has been -2 years since anyone has posted in this thread.

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gregorian calendar is GAY

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm sad we don't use decimal time.
hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>269 Don't be sad, we can always use millidays.

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>270 Wow! just computed it: 1 milliday = 86.4 seconds.

New important question:
Is sageru.org in an Affine space?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

00:00:00:0000, 00/00/0000.

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
I don't know, but it's certainly an asinine space!

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271 Sadly, yes.

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's just flashing 12:00 o'clock. I don't know what the date is.

277 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>276
Let me help you out. It is, as I click `Reply', exactly 18:58:30. To within a second or two.

You're welcome, future historians.

278 Name: Future Historian [Del]

>>277 We are indeed indebted to you deeply.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 1st, 2012.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 69th, 2069

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the day that nintendo decided to region lock the 3ds

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29th, 2000.

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th, 2000.

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 29, 2000.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 2000, 29.

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the year 200X

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>JAS0N WAS HERE
>HI MOM I'M GAY!

24 May 2014

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

24 January 2014

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Necrobumping this thread - it is currently July 9th, 2017. About 10:24, time zone 4.

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 8th, 2013

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i just met this guy named jesus. i like him, i can see him going places

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19/10/13

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the end of the world as we know it.
(And I feel fine.)

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2014-07-04

Happy 4th, sageru!

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th 2014

fuck

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of March 2014

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cuuuuuuuuunts

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>298
You mean cu/uu/uuuu uu:un:ts?

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today's Friday the 13th
OoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO