[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (464)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.

2010/04/07

OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>300 You liar! There is no such thing, it is just a movie!

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OP here. Keep on truckin', sageru.

August 14, 2014.

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

15.08.14

people got fre from work otday

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>106 I know exactly what you mean.

305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/04/08. This place is flooded.

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fourteenth of November, Twenty Thirteen.

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WHOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In the worldwide draught of 2740...

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

07/12/13

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the day our lord and saviour Jesus Crist-sama was conceived.

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312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the Postth of Deleted, the year Byuser.

313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

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315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now nobody will believe me on the actual date

GREAT

316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is currently $TIME on $DATE.

317 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316
WITCHCRAFT

319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>316 SO BAD DID I WANT TO CALL YOU OUT

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BURN THE WITCH

P.S. January 9th 2014

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>320

FIX YOUR DAMN LOCALE SETTINGS

322 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do I do the red flashies?

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322 Post raw HTML. It's not in the options menu, you need curl.

If you don't use Linux (or BSD), you can install it from the fink repository.

If you don't use UNIX, you can get it from aminet.

If you use something completely incompatible like NT, you'll need cygwin.

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>323
Thanks I got it.

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>322
that's not red, it's tomato.

also, >>323 is pretty funny. curl is not required to exploit this bug.

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

<p style="position:relative;font-weight:bold;color:tomato;font-size:xx-large;animation:backandforth 2s ease 0s infinite">HEH</p>

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>326

This is an insult.

328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>325 it's not a bug it's a feature

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/12/13

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/11

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3/3/33 3:33:33.333

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

perl does not distinguish between post values and get values.

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>334

make_error(S_UNJUST) if $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} and $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} ne "POST";

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jesus it really has been a long time, rebumping.
2018/09/22
I am freezing my ass off, this is the third fucking nuclear winter this year.

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who wants a @sageru.org email address? I vote we petition Mr. Nice 6ch man and ask him if he'll allow us to have those email addressees. also
the date is

#time #date

::time:: ::date::

"time" "date"

10/1/2014 9:52 PM


var today = new Date();
document.write(today);

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/1/12

I'm still here. Still timestamping.

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want a @sageru.org email address i want a timestamp@sageru.org email address.

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/1/131

This timestamp thingy /won't/ last forever.

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>343 Another 23 years and a week.

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

does anybody really know what time it is? does anybody really care?

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The machines know.

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is an illusion.

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

today is the 24th day of the 10th month of the 5575th year.

349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

$ date --utc
Tue Jan 20 15:56:45 UTC 2015

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time is construct

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fun fact: In most calendars, years and months vary in length because people are weird about starting a year or month in the middle of a day.

354 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can't believe this thread is already a week old.

355 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The time is the time you're reading this post
Today is today
This message travels through past, present and future

356 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010/05/06 happy one month birthday tomorrow thread!

357 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So how many people do you think lied about the time?

358 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>357
Back in the 21st century there were not such harsh penalties for spreading non-factual information on the internet.

359 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>258 What would Jimmy Wales give to be alive right now.

360 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Feb 06 2016

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/14

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2/7/2015

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is Boomtime, the 20th of The Aftermath, 4648.

364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy Christmas 6ch!

365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>364
Wow, this thread is old. Remember the times before Christmas was made illegal by our unmasked reptilian overlords? I hope I don't get sent to the mines for necrobumping this.

366 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Future has come! 2hus exist!

367 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Turn on CNN right now!

368 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>367
Jesus Christ! They killed Bin Laden!

369 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>368
Wasn't it crazy when they revealed that Seal Team 6 was completely made up of vampire loli robots?

371 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015/10/09

This is my life's work.

372 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>368 pix or it didn't happen

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017/11/02
It's been a while.

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1993-09-10000

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381 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy independence day, everyone!

382 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/11/11 11:11 -- wow!

383 Name: twitter [Del]

1/1/11

384 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2016/1/5

385 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

386 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.

388 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2/27/16 9:37 A.M EST

389 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/05/1999 8:35 PM EST

390 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

69/69/6969 69:69 69 696

391 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

13/06/1965 04:48 UTC + 9:00

392 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6/8/2808 today is seeman remembrance day

393 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nineteen sixty-nine, in the sunshine.

395 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy New Year 2016!

396 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>395
This post is 1 year old as of today.

397 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of January, 2018.

398 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>397
LIAR!

399 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

12/04/2018, Buffalo Day

400 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you cant see me my time is now