Ill start:
One
stop
harassing
the
little
girls;
it
carries
out
a
curse!
Cthulhu
sucks
your
soul
and
enters
your
anus
sensually
sensually
onegai
shimasu~.
Furthermore,
Onii-chan
desu.
Watashi
no
gaems
nyan.
Bakuhatsu
Whyisthistheonlythreadonthisboardthatgetsanyposts
becauseitseasyandmindless.
What
say
you,
Mr.
Bojangles
; let's
craft
brains
into
a
penis.
Soon
the
story
ends.
[curtains close]
[applause]