ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (1000)

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It was a dark and stormy night,

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when the people of the unholy citadel

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A squid eating dough in a polyethylene

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seven words is too difficult and unfun

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I don't like this thread it's hard

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my mother never taught me to count

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", complained the angry protesters marching outside the

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Unholy Citadel of 6ch, where they were

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viciously attacked by a bee. Later that

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

night, Suika licked her lips and said "

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you can't handle a strong independent woman"

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before lifting her dress to present her

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>test

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
original japanese steel katana engraved with flames

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which was used to slay the mightiest

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

otaku molester in all of Akihabara City.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A light spring breeze played mischievously amongst

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posts, deleted by users. It was then

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that the austroloid double nigger invented a

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

new form of interpretive dance, consisting mainly

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of painful bodily contortions and butt slaps.

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Those few who mastered it were rewarded

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the biggest fucking dildo they could fit

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

into Yukaris loose gaping hole. Since then

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all is lost. How I weep for

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this generation that will live to see

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as the atrocities commuted only to find

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

they form an infinite Abelian group under

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a distinctive mass of the stinkiest feet

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that wonders why rules eight and nine

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were skipped for such a lame joke.

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Meanwhile, in Reimus bathroom, Marisa was preparing

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

vegetables because Reimu's kitchen pluming was having

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

difficulty convecting due to its viscosity. Reimu

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

meanwhile, was using the kitchen sink as

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a tokamak for a makeshift fusion generator,

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that worked with energy of youkais from

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Youkai mountain. "Drat," she said. "Now I'll

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

never be voted Gensokyo's greatest yamato nadeshiko."

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, she noticed that her nipples had

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been replaced with tiny danmaku bullets. This

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was highly arousing to the nearby otaku

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- or would be, if they hadn't all been

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sucked dry by Sanae. Reimu was really

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit. In other news, a giant huge

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

cool daddy statue was blocking the way

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

strapon was worn by Suika Ibuki herself.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In that precious moment so fondly remembered,

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ibuki Suika sexually dominated me while drunk

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and got me drunk on her delicious

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli oni pee. The New World Order

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hates loli oni pee but strangely likes

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Japanese Supreme Court seal dragon experts. And

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now for something completely different, Ibuki Suika

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

will pee on my face for the

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

seventh time tonight. Remember my old, decaying

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

brain? Didn't think so. Neither do I.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The final solution to the jewish problem

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involves eating their own children as usual

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Abenomics didn't work, we didn't make any

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

loli oni to alliveate the sake from

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

worldwide onii-chans that need a kawaii loli

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

to love and hug. Sadly, the onii-chans

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are race traitors. Shrek is love, Shrek

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

. Multiple armored vehicles were spotted heading to

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DADDYCOOL's mansion. It is believed they're after

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the vast sequestered methane and carbon reserves

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for use in terraforming. How naive; they

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

don't even suck cock. Plebs. My Little

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Friend is capitalized for some reason, perhaps

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is simply the Ideon's will. Oh,

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the old man scoffed as he spoke

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WITH AN IMMENSE CAPS LOCK FURY TO

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my anus, which was haxed by the

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

animation staff working on My Little Pony.

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‘‘BACK IN MY DAY, THERE WAS SHADING!’’

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The animators, moved by his passion, decided

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to commit suicide. Thus began the great

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journey to defeat the legendary beast of

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3D. However, they commited sudoku, not suicide

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

since we all love epic sudoku maymays

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and twitching virginal trap cocks in frilly panties.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"I'm a big guy for you, CIA."

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Said the guy waving loli panties in

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complete bliss, while gently rubbing his massive

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nose in the crusty patch left by

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a stray bullet. The CIA reacted by

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taking a long drag of his Cuban cigar

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and straightening his bowler derby in a

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provocative manner.

In the beginning, there was

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a huge lot of abandoned striped panties

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. And then God said "Let there be

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lolis!" And there were lolis. And He

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

saw that it was good. The lolis

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

filled the earth, and subdued it. Then

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the LORD told the lolis: "Be fruitful

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and do arithmetic." But math is hard,

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

especially when one keeps getting distracted by

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

soft loli moans and wet, vaginal kisses.

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