It was a dark and stormy night,
when the people of the unholy citadel
A squid eating dough in a polyethylene
seven words is too difficult and unfun
my mother never taught me to count
", complained the angry protesters marching outside the
Unholy Citadel of 6ch, where they were
night, Suika licked her lips and said "
you can't handle a strong independent woman"
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which was used to slay the mightiest
otaku molester in all of Akihabara City.
A light spring breeze played mischievously amongst
posts, deleted by users. It was then
that the austroloid double nigger invented a
new form of interpretive dance, consisting mainly
of painful bodily contortions and butt slaps.
Those few who mastered it were rewarded
the biggest fucking dildo they could fit
into Yukaris loose gaping hole. Since then
all is lost. How I weep for
this generation that will live to see
as the atrocities commuted only to find
they form an infinite Abelian group under
a distinctive mass of the stinkiest feet
that wonders why rules eight and nine
were skipped for such a lame joke.
Meanwhile, in Reimus bathroom, Marisa was preparing
vegetables because Reimu's kitchen pluming was having
difficulty convecting due to its viscosity. Reimu
meanwhile, was using the kitchen sink as
a tokamak for a makeshift fusion generator,
that worked with energy of youkais from
Youkai mountain. "Drat," she said. "Now I'll
never be voted Gensokyo's greatest yamato nadeshiko."
Suddenly, she noticed that her nipples had
been replaced with tiny danmaku bullets. This
was highly arousing to the nearby otaku
sucked dry by Sanae. Reimu was really
shit. In other news, a giant huge
cool daddy statue was blocking the way
strapon was worn by Suika Ibuki herself.
In that precious moment so fondly remembered,
Ibuki Suika sexually dominated me while drunk
and got me drunk on her delicious
loli oni pee. The New World Order
hates loli oni pee but strangely likes
Japanese Supreme Court seal dragon experts. And
now for something completely different, Ibuki Suika
will pee on my face for the
seventh time tonight. Remember my old, decaying
brain? Didn't think so. Neither do I.
The final solution to the jewish problem
involves eating their own children as usual
Abenomics didn't work, we didn't make any
loli oni to alliveate the sake from
worldwide onii-chans that need a kawaii loli
to love and hug. Sadly, the onii-chans
are race traitors. Shrek is love, Shrek
. Multiple armored vehicles were spotted heading to
DADDYCOOL's mansion. It is believed they're after
the vast sequestered methane and carbon reserves
for use in terraforming. How naive; they
don't even suck cock. Plebs. My Little
Friend is capitalized for some reason, perhaps
it is simply the Ideon's will. Oh,
the old man scoffed as he spoke
WITH AN IMMENSE CAPS LOCK FURY TO
my anus, which was haxed by the
animation staff working on My Little Pony.
‘‘BACK IN MY DAY, THERE WAS SHADING!’’
The animators, moved by his passion, decided
to commit suicide. Thus began the great
journey to defeat the legendary beast of
3D. However, they commited sudoku, not suicide
since we all love epic sudoku maymays
and twitching virginal trap cocks in frilly panties.
"I'm a big guy for you, CIA."
Said the guy waving loli panties in
complete bliss, while gently rubbing his massive
nose in the crusty patch left by
a stray bullet. The CIA reacted by
taking a long drag of his Cuban cigar
and straightening his bowler derby in a
provocative manner.
In the beginning, there was
a huge lot of abandoned striped panties
. And then God said "Let there be
lolis!" And there were lolis. And He
saw that it was good. The lolis
filled the earth, and subdued it. Then
the LORD told the lolis: "Be fruitful
and do arithmetic." But math is hard,
especially when one keeps getting distracted by
soft loli moans and wet, vaginal kisses.