It was a dark and stormy night,
Nonetheless, they persevered, and rigorously proved that
life is meaningless. This came as a surprise
party to everyone, as far as I'm
able to discern, if that makes sense.
Disappointed, the lolis decided that the only
proper way to skin a cat is
by not skinning it at all, ever
, and by instead petting and cuddling it.
Apparently, every character dies at the end.
Such is the fate of all mortals,
who abandon the way of the loli.
For the initiated few, the people who
fought their way through hell and back
were given one onii-chan to cherish and
extract all the blood from their bodies.
The immortal onii-chans gladly sacrificed their blood
and their immortality for a lewd kiss
SEVEN WORDS SEVEN WORDS SEVEN WORDS SEVEN
, the lolis chanted erotically, while I pounded
my fist against the wall in frustration.
refuse to acknowledge my dark sodomite lord,
who is really just lonely and misunderstood‽
I enjoy large penises inside of my
computer screen. They look a lot like
blimps and air ships and rockets and
similar artifacts of the phallic variety. In
fact, "phallic" even means penis-shaped! That
is what the dictionary says. And knowing
definitions can come in handy when you
need words to describe things, a dictionary
is not worth buying; use one online.
Anyway, getting back on topic, the lolis
are doing something odd.''
And sure enough,
they are doing something odd. Over at
Drew Pickles' premier gay strip club, which
only the gayest of faggots may enter,
heterosexual men were invading to steal the
dildis. "Those poor dildis", wept Ronald McDonald
(better known as The Penis Clown) "doomed
to be shoved up the vaginas of
women, who are not swell at all.
Just thinking about it makes me puke".
I'm not one for philosophical musings. So,
I'll just tell you straightforwardly and unpretentiously
the lolis are scheming behind the scenes
waiting for the right time to attack
the yummy snacks in the pantry. One
two three four five six seven words,
and the assault is all planned out.
When nighttime came, little shadows sneaked giggling
but one of them threw up blood
hounds - countless dogs, pouring from her esophagus
The time had come, the plan worked.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ah singnle re of sunlite illuminatid the
the lolis as they carried their pastries
back to the pantry. One of them
was actually not a loli, but rather
A kung fu master, from the old country.
At a completely another location there was
no point pretending life actually has meaning
, with the help of my superior intellect
of lolis. I love lolis so much
I actually don't, fuck those retarded lolis.
This internal conflict leaves me unable to
hate lolis. I love how lolis always
make this thread all about them. For
goodness' sake, I wanted this thread to
be about the superiority of white men.
"Kill them," said the voices, "Kill all
GIRLS! PIGSWILL FLY WITH BLOOD TONIGHT! DESTROY
all evidence, they must not know about
my prized collection of quadruple amputee bdsm
scat bara yaoi. I'll distract them using
a story about lolis.
Once upon a
time, lolis were searching for the legendary
Giant Huge Big Black Nigger Dick Cock,
I forget the rest LOLI BLOODBATH NOW".
The story managed to somewhat distract them,
however Hakurei Reimu and her sexy armpits
were wreaking serious havoc in Gensokyo by
please read the previous posts before posting
" said a pouting loli, hands on hips.
"and never interrupt a sentence for meta
bitching, oniisan you baka!". Back at the
ranch, Cousin Jed was having difficulty deciding
the current time or date. ‘‘If only
I had a watch!" he lamented. Alas,
the current time was the Permian-Triassic extinction
, although prehistoric events aren't measured by watches
which Jed could have afforded anyway. So
Jed waited. The lights above him blinked
. Jed attempted a voiceless alveolar lateral fricative
to pass the time. Despite this, he
knew there were demons in the Permian-Triassic.
But as he got oldered, he stopped.
The lolis were playing in the snow