It was a dark and stormy night,

that familiarity breeds contempt, and I've always

yearned for the sweet release of death.

I pick up a gun, point it

at my balls, and pull the trigger

. You know what word rhymes with trigger?

That's right: snigger. Which reminds me, once

you pop, you won't stop. That's guaranteed.

sex with negores

isn't enough to complete seven words, dumbass!

People on /dqn/ can't handle different opinions.

" Said the deficient channer with heavy complexes.

But I didn´t hear him because I

am smarter and with more sophisticated opinions.

I am also very close to being deaf.

That was thanks to my involvement in

the Royal Artillery, in the Great War.

But I can hear the desperate screams

even when I take a shit. Oh

man, were those fun times, my dude

! What I'm trying to say here is

that you, >>1, should stick with the

daily special. I forgot what it was

but I think it involved fried fish.

It is vital that you know this:

The industrial revolution and its consequences have

been a disaster for the human race.

Avery Morrow: The Sacred Science Of Japan

is a book no one will read

. We must secure the existence of our

hairlines and the swift destruction of all

without being inspired by the author's intelligence.

wow somebody posted twice before me ( >>831 )

I always assume that I'm alone here.

To do this, you must write the

longest sentence in the world, and learn

to refresh the page before posting, otherwise

and produce an incomprehensible string of phrases