[CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (88)

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WARNING: Read the following and say good-buy to your marbles!
(You have been warned.)
There are a lot of things going on in the world at all times, most of which do not concern you, but certainly some of them would be entertaining? The court jester has to eat, and why should the king be his sole audience? Hello? Your money stinks with the best of them (and the rest of them). Et pereat mundi, something will happen to you one of these days.
With no enthusiasm whatsoever, fake or authentic, you turn the lights off (it's safer that way), and get retarded in here.
Who do you want to be today? (And smile, you're on camera!)
A mulatto >>64 (Yay!)
An albino >>65 (Yay!)
A mosquito >>67
Your libido >>69 (Finding it hard? It is hard to find.)
No. Just no. You will not be part of this, insert invective here. Y U even taste? Get heat, get posse >>42