When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap
For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath
And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed
A prisoner said to the warden,
"Come closer, I'll smash your gourd in!"
The warden did laugh,
And the prisoner's ass
By the guards was thoroughly beaten.
Good (bad?) luck brought me my first relationship a while back. Now, bad (good?) luck has made me single.
Now comes the part I hate...
THE COMEDOWN:
Wherein I have to crawl back to my apartment,
Back into my own bed, which I've slept in for the minority of the time.
Then open my laptop, and crawl back to my waifu who's been waiting for months,
Change all my desktops and lock screens back to her, sheepishly...
My walk of shame's not over yet, though.
Because then I have to check in on all the places I thought I'd outgrown,
And browse all my imageboards and textboards and French river fishing forums that I'd ""left behind"" in my big leap to normalcy,
Flipping through every channel from 1 to 99, and maybe I'll hit some 420 later too, who knows.
I then have to pause, and think about how perfectly I looped back to where I was before it all.
Square one, but not. The most boring part of New Game+ is always those first few chapters.
After dinner, I'll have my first fap as a free man again. My Pornhub account probably missed me as much as the waifu.
I could really use a hard-nipple hug.
THE COMEUP: COMING SOON (WE HOPE)
I am here, and I must continue.
I look down before me, and I cannot jump off.
I look ahead of me, and I will have to get there.
Not why, not now
But it has to happen, but how?
I must continue getting there.
I cannot look down,
Time will force me to overcome.
Not a matter of choice, it must happen.
I cannot stay here forever,
that would not be entertaining.
I want to be wanted
by someone
anyone
to call my own
she could be flawed, just as I am
I'd be hers and she'd be mine
but instead, nothing
no one for me
as I am for no one
can't blame anyone but myself
a bottomless pit of emptiness
emotional void
the abyss of sadness and loathing
spiraling downward
a mere shell of a person
pretending to be real
the plight of an unperson
I want to feel alive
I want more people in my life
friends and a partner to listen to
to love, to help, to make memories with
feeling alone even around my so-called friends
they don't even know who I really am
no new notifications as per usual
I could die and no one would notice
until my decaying body stank up the apartment complex
a meaningless existence in a meaningless world
in a meaningless galaxy in a meaningless universe
working useless jobs and feeling useless emotions
but I don't have the balls to kill myself
so I'll just keep on being miserable until the end of my days
These feelings, truly what is their essence?
How do they come into being?
Are we damned to feel such burdens weigh upon our backs?
When will the day come when these feelings lose all value?
How has man not given up on his biggest source of pain?
For I am like steel
There is no feel, and no fact
To make myself an object
of this near-ending world
I need not sense
I will move like the water does,
like the spear strikes.
I had a liquid shit again
too much coffee and beer and unhealthy food
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I identify as a professional body builder
My pronouns are buff/dude
The government needs to fund my
personal trainer, steroids, and testosterone supplements
This is my identity
If you don’t support me, you’re a bigot
Hey Allison,
My favorite thing is when you talk for too long, and you salivate too much so those weird lines of drool keep appearing on the sides of your mouth.
Wanting one thing so much you ignore something else happening to you. When I see you drool while we talk, I see me talking to you.
Poff, there it is again
Your head fucking homes in on mine like it's a guided missile
Making contact with too much force, you literally fucking knock our skulls together
My forehead's sore, and I saw that little wince you tried to hide with a smile
And then you just keep pressing, like our brains are magnetized or something
I try to readjust but you just stay stuck on me somehow
Fuck, you just headbutted my shoulder you ass
Jesus christ why are you burying your face into my back, this isn't even comfortable
FUCK, you just nuked my sore side with your goddamned cranium
Literally every time we're together
LITERALLY every time, jesus fucking christ
You absolute fucking mongoloid, where did you learn such a fucking barbaric way to try and show affection
And how does it still manage to melt my heart
benis :DD
ES :DD
benis :DDD
In class I thought I'd chance a fart
But what came out was a shart
Now my pants are full of poo
and I can't make it to the loo.
People round me begin to look
and I think my goose is cooked
so I try and waddle to the door
but a piece falls out on the floor
I know, I've gotten an idea
I'll pretend to have a seizure
they'll think its an emergency
and for this incident forgive me
I drop down on the floor and go
This has to work, they'll never know!
but nobody believes the act
and my shoulder fell in the cack
Get up and shuffle in shame away
I have to see these people every day.
God, what a nice fucking day
Check the fucking temperature
Look at those fucking clouds
Look at that grass, it's fucking green and shit
Feel that goddamned breeze
Look at that fucking bench over there, let's sit on that fucking bench
Now isn't this just fucking peachy
Look at my fucking girlfriend, all warm and happy and shit
Look at these chucklefucks having a good time on the lawn
Fuck it's so fucking nice out
Even this bitch of an earth is nice sometimes
So fucking enjoy it before I POUND you
all around
the darkened spire
everything collapses in
without a sound
into the fire
or to a small black single thing
where to now?
I do not know
I cant hear nothing in this din
My headache pounds
and faster now
everything collapses in
the ship departed some time ago
Where to now, I do not know.
keijiban
ni tamarimasu yo
詩 no tame ni
Gay Shit, by Gayman:
I heard you got hurt today at work,
So I’m gonna bring you a bag full of things you like that you don’t know I know you like.
Things I’ve noted from months of writing facts down in the Notepad on my phone
(And no that isn’t creepy, because there aren’t any witnesses to it.)
I’m gonna buy those chips you like, and the lemonade you drink like it’s water
Even those cheese shits you eat, despite being lactose intolerant...
And I’ll even bring you another book, because I know how much you love the weird coffee table books I own.
I’ll put a gay card at the bottom with a personalized graphic, that reads:
"Some things to help the recovery process
"(Except the cheese shits, don’t kill yourself with those.)"
I haven’t done this sort of thing for you before, and I don’t know what the reaction will be
But I FEEEEL like doing it, and because I’m a Gayman that’s enough reason for me.
Never have I had a love that made me so mushy.... this really must be some.....
GAY SHIT
"He eats his shit
But can't smell it
drinks his piss
thinks its swiss-miss"
Today I slept upon the floor,
Now my muscles are all sore,
There was no time to masturbate,
Now I am so very late,
To get to the place I do my work,
My work is to sell non-kosher pork,
Some Jew got mad mad and now I'm pissed,
A nigger licked my dick so then I kissed,
His butt and now I have the AIDS,
And I didn't even get payed!
gonna come kick down the door
knock a rich kid on the floor
fuck him in his virgin butt
then pass him over to the mutt
tell him he's now a dog cum bank
then give his ass a nice hard spank
put out my ciggy in his eye
leave him asking "Who the fuck was that guy?"
Grab your guns
Time to shoot a church
Be careful
Niggers are on watch
Call the cops
"My son is dead!"
Oh Lord!
The shooters are gone.
Grab your stead
Vroom vroom
Mechanical horse car
Inject the gas and its a launcher
Outer space
Full of distaste
The police can't find me
Because I'm on mars
Anon Y. Mus is my name
The Interweb's my nation.
Shitposts are my dwelling place,
And death's my destination.
kono kimochi
denki sou nano
saiko da ne
chinko kaminari
PENIS THUNDER yo.
「後の名は
忘れなければ
山の鳥
雲の向こうに
渡らしまして」
"I will not sign my name here."
whether in fire or in ice
still so must end every life
if they should take this place from me
burn my corpse with aoki
A moderate spring day
As I sit, a gay thought overtakes me
A small grin lights up my face
Immediately fucking ruined by some fucking asshole with nothing fucking better to do
Asking stupid fucking questions like "WHAT'RE YOU SMILING ABOUT??????"
OP went outside today
and all of his thoughts were gay
he had gay thoughts of gayer thots
and when his asses cherry popped
and of gay dicks all full of cum
and sucking on them, yum yum yum!
dendenden
dendendendenden
denden dendendendendenden
dendendendenden
dendendendenden
denden
denden
dendenden
dendendendendendenden
bzzz I am a buzzing bee
bzzz I am a buzzing bee!
BZZZ I AM A BUZZING BEE
BZZZ I AM A BUZZING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Flower flower where are you?
Where is the pattern that I drew?
Without a path there's nothing fruity!
Without a past I have no duty!
So here I'll bumble about
No sense of a route
Here in the citadel, at your call.
Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.
The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.
But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.
Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.
Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.
The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.
But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.
Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.
>>132
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
As much as you wish you were in a dream
as much as you want it to be a phase
a bitter delusion of this gay scene
to justify wasting away the days
in all these years, it has not gone away
one's supposed to think that "it must be me"
or else it must really REALLY be you.
yet you still feel it, whatever you do
Yet you still doubt all that which you can see.
from DQN archives:
A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it
EAT MY RIBCAGE
SMELL MY PENIS
TOUCH MY LOOKING GLASS
I'VE GOT SOME MAJOR GAAAAS
ppppppppppppFFFFFFFFTTTTTPlllfffffrrrrrr
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
bluely, with tenebrious
mellifluent
bag shagga
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
greenly, with insinuated
varichrome
alder genta
i once 'ad a cat, some cat named nat
dunno why nat but he sat on my lap
didn't catch no rat, got a bad rap
naps it all away, my cat nat
/jp/ Part VIII official lyrics:
I feel so disgusting
Im so dirty and impure
I feel like an old shit smear on the backside of my drawers
I feel like the year-old cum napkins still laying on my floor
Oh, oh, I just wish that I could be
a beautiful loli
a pure clean lovely sexy little girl
Oh, Oh, I just wanna be
I wanna be 2D
I hate this gross body
I hate this impure world
I just wanna be the little girl
oh yeah
I want to be the little girl (x3)
I feel so fucking worthless
Im such a stupid fag
I only feel human when I get dressed up in drag
But my face still needs a bag
Oh, oh, maybe Ill get one of those masks
Or maybe Ill just breath my last
Maybe then Ill be reborn, as a smooth, cute pretty girl
I hate this impure world
I hate my body hair, and all the stares, when I go outside
I really wanna die
im such a worthless freak
I bet they all hate me, I know its true
I wish that I could just be two-
dimensional,
I want to be the little girl (x4)
Im deep in the cut, like a flesh wound
Holy crap lois
I'm in a freakin haiku
EPIC GAMER TIME
So your faggot ass is sad today.
Well, there are starving kids in Africa
And dead jews in Israel
And a few more dead jews in Palestine
And black-on-black crime in America
And black-on-white crime in America
And white-on-white crime in America
And a lot more crime perpetrated by and against other racial groups, also in America
So what the fuck are you so sad for?
Buck up, you fuck-ugly cunt.
Play a song on your shitty fucking instruments
Hang out with some of your stupid faggot friends
Jerk off to some bomb-ass hentai in a bathroom stall
Have fun with your shitty fucking fag hobbies, all that stupid shit you do
And put a fuck-ugly smile on your faggot face, before I beat one onto you.
I love to jerk my boner
I jerk it every day
And when I jerk my boner
I say "hip-hip, hooray!", oi!
I find a lovely doujin
It makes my boner stand
And then I clench my boner
With my faithful fapping hand, oi!
Aaaaaand when I get to cumming
I shoot it on the floor
I'll wait until tomorrow
And then I'll jerk some more, oi!
Under my big toe,
The smell of cheese.
My butt cheeks flap,
Upon the toilet I am shitting,
Oh God the smell.
Underu za moon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
Boku wa za coon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
FUCK
FUCK
MAKE HIM SUCK
IF YOU HAVE THE POWER,
THEN USE IT
AND STEAL THE SONG
Saggin, nigga g'd up, sippin
Sip nigga, dip nigga, set trip nigga
Gotta grip nigga, getta grip nigga with tha gang
And rollin with tha alpine bangin
Homie whatcha got? a couple sacs to sell
Went from weed and dope to mics ta sell
Hit a switch nigga
Don't fuck around wit bitch niggaz
I'm a money cash nigga
Cash gettin, hash hitten
Gang bang afiliate
Hit a stick real quick
And in a minute start killin shit real quick.