WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (301)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>200
and for MORMONS who also like PENIS

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 5. Last week, the official reddit furry legion as well as hardcore hitler memekind formed an unexpected union as a joke of a board owner, but the homunculus took on a life of its own unexpectedly.

Some speculate it's yet another in the series of elaborate SA plots to regain rightful custody of posters (and their 10bux) which fled that board 15 years ago.

Some other people argue that furries have natural affinity for nazi imagery, and the aspiring young hitlers have an affinity for german shepherds, so the union is only natural. circumstantial evidence: supporting Trump now is no longer contrarian, memelords need another bone to pick.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I COULD DO WITH A DATE

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>203
I'LL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's quite barren.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 1 2019

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy new year 2018!

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is March 12, 2016. The tachyon flow is increasing. I fear that, if we are unable to stop it, we may be carried back to 1993.

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017 - 9 - 5

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>210
why would you tell the truth now everyone knows

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th 2015.

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

09/09/1999

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th, 2016. Just like that one Boards of Canada song.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1969, in the sunshine.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2001 : a space odyssey

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2005

lets posting!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010: Odyssey Two

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14 2015.

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 23, 2006

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on July 15 2017.

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 20th 2019.

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Two moons before harvest, in the thirtieth year After.

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 20 2017

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 11, 2004

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Septermber 27 1821

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9 October 2018

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

23 October 2018

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

01 Jan 1970

233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All Hallow's Eve of the year two thousand and eighteen

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There's less than a week left until the 9000th of September 1993!

Check out the 900 on the 9000th thread on DQN, it's great.

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2 Sept. 1939.
i've been in a coma for the past 7 years, boy i can't wait to go visit my aunt cohen in gdansk

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'd love to take any of you on a date, as long as you're paying.

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>237
you did the big gay

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>238
For you

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

November 29 2017

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11 2001

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>242
It's been a long day.

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 27, 2018.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

January 6th 2019.

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 5, 1582

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14, 1066

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Squeeks is allergic to dates.

And also figs.

250 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Love isn't love if it changes. -Shakespeare
I would prefer to fruit.

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>245
weird

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 27th 2017.

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Novy 12e2nth 30012

Nothing new on the Interlands...

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 3 2017

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 4th 2017.

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11th, 2001

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of May 2016.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

121/12/99999999999999999999999

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 6th 1989

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I choose to believe that every single poster in this thread is telling the truth

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

going on a date with the girl reading this

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 4th 2017.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 31st 2200

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>1

Truth is eternal. There is no time.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>266
STOP
hammer time

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is 1999 my dudes

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Feb 8 2017

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is the current year?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
2003, have any of you seen that new "4Chan" place? It's anonymous like here but it's full of meanies!

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh I thought it was 2003 BCE

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>273
It is. There's nothing to do.

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>272
in 2003 4chan was so randum xD

>winrar over 9000 internets oh lawdy

now it's all dark and edgy political bullshit

>kys cuck shill based and redpilled can't stump the trump

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
unbased and cringepilled

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
Old 4chan was also dark and edgy, just in an absurd random way. Autistic keyboard warrior bullshit is unrelated to the edgyness.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is Saturday the 9th of January 2016.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>279
I wish it was, I wish. 2016 was such a good year.

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2019, 30th April. I can’t believe this thread is 11 years old, truly a next level

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

令和初年

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I came

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the 4th of July 2019.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>284
Correct, but please don't announce the real date.

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOW it is the 4th of July 2019.

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the year 2130 on the starship enterprise do you read?

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>289
Are you SURE?

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is, of course, impossible to affix an instantaneous moment to the transition between "beardless" and "bearded". Is it when the razor is set down after the last shave? When it is not picked up for the next? When the decision is made, or perhaps when it is publicly stated?

In any case, almost all will agree that, on stardate 41997.7 (The Big Goodbye, chronologically the last episode of season 1), Riker had no beard, while on stardate 42073.1 (The Child, chronologically the next episode), he has one.

I therefore propose The Auspicious Number as the stardate at which Riker's beard came into existence. It works as well as any other.

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 6th, 2019

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You all talk about the date, but what is the TIME?

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is always changing. Talking about something that changes so rapidly would be foolish, >>294

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If time is always changing then why is it always 4:20 somewhere?

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At the moment that I press down to click "Reply", it will be 406 milliseconds into the current second.