[AMA] Hi, I'm Adva Pazy, Ask Me Anything! (73)

1 Name: Adva Pazy [Del]

Hi, it's me: Adva Pazy, also known as Bob, sibimet, and 4x13. I'm the Underboss of Sageru and the cousin of Meltingwax in real life. Ask me anything! (as long as it's not about what happened at bible camp in 2005)

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm a lieutenant with the 3rd Street Asseaters and I'm here to say """Adva Pazy"" is a shitty batter who missed all my pitches. See you on the field, fucker

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>23
why do you guess that? i don't get it

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>39
it's a pun that you would only get if you knew my uncle. my uncle, may he rest in peace, inherited the bakery that has been in our family for generations. every day he would wake up in the sweltering heat of sicily and by the sweat of his brow he would bake breads and pastries until his hands ached, his back was sore, and his feet were swollen from standing up for so long. to call him a hard worker would be an understatement. my grandfather originally wanted to pass down the bakery to his first born son, my father, but my dad refused in order to fulfill his dream of becoming a sculptor. my uncle, thinking my dad would take over the bakery, also had grand plans for himself in life, which he unfortunately had to drop when the bakery was forced upon him by my grandfather. my uncle has an effeminate touch, so instead of confronting situations, he grits his teeth and bears them passive aggressively. he couldn't refuse my grandfather's inheritance to him. he came to love his profession over the years and take pride in his products and the joy they brought to his customers, but all the same has held a grudge towards my father and myself for living the life he never had the chance to live. i was never on good terms with my uncle, but by god if i didn't respect him. anyway, to understand the pun all you need to know is this: my uncle was a giant loaf of bread.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>32
Me fine ;^)

>>33
I'm not even going to reply to this post and give you the attention you so desperately crave, Troll-san. Find a better use for your time. Might I suggest learning how to code, Smoke Weed Every Day, or watching an anime, mayhaps? If you want more suggestions I shan'tn't be happy to supply them.

>>34-37
Thank you for defending me, my heroes. kisses your neck

>>38
You get the fuck out of this thread now, fucking piece of shit. Yeah see you on the fucking field bitch. I'm going to make you eat those words, and if I don't, I'll make you eat your own ass. You have my word.

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43 Name: Adva Pazy [Del]

>>42
This deleted post is very important. In this post lies infinity, but at the same time there lies nothing. What was this post? Why did the author delete it? We will never know, but it is in that ignorance where we can find beauty. Simultaneously, it is everything and nothing at once. It has the potential to say anything within the scope of infinity, provided you have the imagination for it. Did it have the cure for cancer? Perhaps a poem so well crafted that whoever read it would be at ease with themselves for the rest of their existence. Your self would be separated into two: your old self, from before you read this post; and your new self, after reading this post (or, post-post, if you will). I'm sorry, I have to stop posting, I just moved myself to tears.

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>42
Schrödinger's post....

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>43
i am a grown man. i have a beard. yet even i have a case of the waterworks right now. this is so beautiful Adva Pazy. really.

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I will never forget this number for as long as I live >>42

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>43
If what you say about >>42 is true, then can I imagine it described the taste of the cookies my late grandma made for me when I was a child?

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Adva Pazy, i'm going to speak from the heart here. i'm a virgin. yes, i'm a gamer. i've been stuck in the friendzone for 7 months. can i imagine that >>42 was about the taste, feeling, scent, and mouthfeel of pussy?

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>43
so you're saying that if I choose so, >>42 could make anime real?

50 Name: Adva Pazy [Del]

>>47
Yes.

>>48
Indeed.

>>49
Absolutely.

But you have to remember, your imaginings are only your own personal truths. They aren't objective truths because are only valid to yourself, but not to others, who are free to experience >>42 in their own way. Therein lies its beauty. It's everything, but it's also nothing. If you reply to >>42 with the assumption that it was about your chosen truth, you rob others of their truths, so beware of that.

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

why am i crying?

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>50
Have you ever tried DMT?

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>25
i don't see how the holocaust, probably the greatest tragedy of the 20th century, is relevant to the rest of your post. big yikes. i thought you were an ally?

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

incorrect. the greatest tragedies of the 20th century are as follows:

  1. eternal september
  2. discontinuation of pepsi blue
  3. oj simpson kill he's wife
  4. television
  5. the holocaust

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>52
he dabbles

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i'm gay btw

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>41

>shan'tn't

I'm too dumb for this double negative

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>42
I don't listen to hip hop

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Adva Pazy raped my table! He's a table rapist and a criminal! He broke my windows too!