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ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (40)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

meanwhile, was using the kitchen sink as

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a tokamak for a makeshift fusion generator,

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

that worked with energy of youkais from

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Youkai mountain. "Drat," she said. "Now I'll

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

never be voted Gensokyo's greatest yamato nadeshiko."

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[Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (339)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœใ€€Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ /|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ //
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœ Nice trips >>333 they're le epic reddit GET
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€//
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœ >>334 Obralnugee. NEXT!
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€//
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

337 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How many tennis balls can fit in my mouth?

338 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœ None. Your mouth is more suited for bananas. NEXT!
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€//
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do I apolojuice?

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Questions with Answers You Don't Care About (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Post 'em.
Is ASMR a form of synesthesia?

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5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What are the best resources for learning calculus?

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who is general failure, and why is he reading my mail?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are mailing list communities still a thing?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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In this thread we're all lolis (83)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For real

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80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>78 I don't want to get in trouble!

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If you get caught, just smile innocently, giggle and say you didn't know any better.

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I really do don't know any better.
Would I wear not no pervert pantsu underwear if I did?
A-are you trying to trick me into trouble, >>81-san?
>>20-chan, did you ever get in trouble?

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shh, don't worry about that, just drop your pantsu and let's go.

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new (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For the life of me I can't tell whether the posts on this board are sincere or not. I just don't understand. I don't understand anything any more.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

AsiaSexBody tastes thoroughly and is โ™ช.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8 Here ota-ch.com/jp/res/152233.html

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thank you, based >>11-senpai, but that is not the thread I was looking for. What a coincidence though.

So I was watching the first story arc of this new anime, Mary Suezumiya H, expecting challenging philosophical probings based on the premise, but no, it is just another harem anime with a featureless unmotivated and boring protagonist/narrator. The only thing I kept asking myself was why the title character's eyes don't change colour with her mood.
To be fair: It is good production quality if you like looking at moรซ girls from waist high vantage points and that sort of thing.

I won't keep an eye on it.
I have no interest in ordinary stories; if you are iyashi or hard or soft science based fiction, let me know.

Flame on.

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A short story (11)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One Day, a nigger by the name of Leon Kaiser saw a pretty blonde young boy walk down the street in front of jis house completely in the buff while sporting a massive erection when leon saw the young lad bend over The HORSES proceeding GAY JEWS DOING FUCKBUTTS Masterpiece! Bumb ThisisonewordrightitbetterbeorIwillcutyou LMNOP Unfortunately, dicks removed Bob was there, too. chocolate starfish onewordonlyfaggot from the loli farted twelve touhous of undefined hoofed pokรฉmon with flippers and Gundamu๏ผ

This is a pen. The pen the pen the pen then went the breadsticks up pen however pen pen pen pen inclination penis sinep did zutto Bullshit. pen Technetium contrary alfalfa Sense is not applicable in the story words genuflect this. Hymen growing everywhere in buttholes pain and delight which was when who knows what the then where purple reigns over butts flowered. with unbridled THRUSTING toward a final resolution, disco nonwithstanding, antidisestablishmentarianism established fuck all. Two James Scotch Tape tokiko pondered tokiko horse interreflected beams of amazement at them. ยกUn lapicero penis mon xD nigger Amidophosphoribosyltransferase ๅฒกๅดŽใƒ•ใƒฉใ‚ฐใƒกใƒณใƒˆ one word of advice: Pingas has never failed to eviscerate penis mightier than the power of ten decided that hooved mammals di'int constitute GENOCIDE BY BOOMERANGS .

Meanwhile, Tommy Hilfiger was doing lolis one after the mother lolis returned fire. Suddenly, penis grew twelve times larger than penis However sesquipedalian was going over the meaning speciously while everybody was kung the dinosaur dinosaur But my mom turned into the final form of dildo launcher Yet couldn't seem to find her purse. suckmydick was sucking Richard Butt, suddenly a ominous whistle penetrated the air. This worked, insofar as israeli foreign minister Cirno decreed necessary.

Elsewhere, seven niggers named nancy spontaneously spoke in indiginous limericks. Stecen realized that the thematic get was alive. It lept over buses, SCREAMING "THEY WON'T GET MY JOKES" repeatedly. seconds earlier the athletic boy toy of europe, inc Niggered cats from penis but catboy exploded, leaving the penis unattended.

Meanwhile rape pleased Princess Peach tremendously. In your onii-chan's most beloved article was a lewd diary entry although technically "she" hadn't had "her" own Whopperโ„ข in years. A carrier pidgeon spoke magically through the wind though he has no voice to actually speak except for texts containing lewd innuendoes and racial slurs. The phantasmagoria is going through tough times; IN OUTER SPACE MOTHERFUCKER! Silence. And here we reach the boredom finale. How lame. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (It really smells curiously good poop asymptotic and death . Unfortunately, God awful anime will ruin loli forever unless surrender.

When will ไบœ็‹ฉใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“ Pajamas exenterate Suddenly, my first Antitranssubstantiationalism closes parentheses.) What action should Leon Kaiser's mute asshole undertake? splatterhouse mirrors the anus. Capacious caverns lurk beneath the cuckold's boywife sucks at teats endlessly. Sometimes, at inconvenient intervals lasting somewhere between NIGGER and HOMO my butthole needs to get away from women, otherwise I will die. Please, give a sexy child to me. Or just give me the list of smelly children. Die hard sucked. I'm gay , hard core eggs gay! Hey you deracinated piece of meat, why does everybody seem horrified? All HAPPY!!!!!!!!!

Today is.... today I think. Yo, nigga, who writes this weed fuckdick tabernacle ... I'm sorry. Suicide prevents life. Merry children deserve no tintinnabulations, however they can scour the penis of astral proportions. Only I know who killed your boner. It was excellent! (For Me) L O L. Fuck You. Anyway where is the boner? Seriously, don't hide it from those FBI "children." ...jesus H P E N I C I L L I N Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Now we planoform Get aids and masturbate with them. Dildos don't make optimal SPACE packing easy you monkey. Let's throw a severed foot around my ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”(ใ€€ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป๏ผ‰โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”!!!! .

Today, when the policeman knocked down the filthy socks gremlin, I niggerdongingfuckwankpissingclitoraldensefuckshittingcumslutslagginganalgapefuckology all over the story. Fuck horses FUCK HORSES and... four lolis please. Anyway, tetris lolis sure are tessellateable, ya know! Three days fucked by tetris blocks makes pleasure incomprehensible. Niggers, lolis, jews, lepidopterists, biologists, /b/tards, and topologists; Oxford and your mother are mutually intelligible hoofed mammals. Although, England ReimuIsASlut can't be this slutty unless she wears a corsette made by me poorly.

In England I fucked up trying mushrooms. I'm "meme". You're not. What the sage is the best doughnut combo? Where did it touch your nephew? On Liberty City where the grass is burnt and the lolis are moe and pretty. Please won't english grammar suck cock also I'd suck lollipops desu~.

Meanwhile, at chan, home, konnichiwa, konbanwa, american pig disgusting lol YOU can't be moรฉ. Somehow I must defenestrate my imouto and escape from this unbearable loli with halitosis. I hope when I die my imouto returns. She makes toast dressed as a man! Personally, I'd attempt local anesthesia iff I GET WET TEETH! Between my sexy mother lies the forbidden garden of pubic delight, what joy ! What the tribologists Lick My Distended Anus. Smoqueed GREEN 's theorem describes the movement of dicks during eroge usage. My beloved would die and become the solution. Perhaps chan isn't all faggotry , jk Rowling. Even odd Jews. Actually, fellatio sucks. Cunnilingus amazes my cognitively superior onee-chan , my beloved mother prefers raw carrots inserted into her purse , though.

I want dicks. We're dicks. GIRUGAMESH dicks. Dick Cheney can't into underage armpits without dicks. dicks. cocks. Furthermore, todgers. JEWS have dicks. When will we reach DICKS. Homoerotic prosopagnosia normally dies. Heretofore we never eat yellow snow, whereas pink bento-box with peas and steaks shall be digested forthwith. I depone into every Robert Oliver Brown like magazine fucks bitches. Popliteal is not a noun, bacalhau fresco , two lolis aflame with [Del] Post deleted by moderator. Please stop harassing the little girls; it carries out a curse! Cthulhu sucks your soul and enters your anus sensually sensually onegai shimasu~.

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7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

โŠ‚โŒ’ใƒฝใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€(โŒ’โŠƒ ใ€€ โˆฉโŒ’ใƒฝโˆฉ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€/โŒ’โŒ’ใƒผ๏ผโŒ’ใƒฝ
ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ ๏ผผใ€€๏ผโŒ’ใƒฝใ€€ใ€€/ใ€€/ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€| .|๏ผพฯ‰๏ผพ๏ผ‰| ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผˆใ€€๏ฝค๏ผฟ_ ๏ผˆใ€€๏ผพฯ‰๏ผพ๏ผ‰
ใ€€โŠ‚ไบŒไบŒ๏ผˆใ€€๏ผพฯ‰๏ผพ๏ผ‰ใƒ‹ใƒ‹ไบŒโŠƒ ใ€€ ใƒฝใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒŽ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|ใ€€ | |ใ€€ ๏ฝ€i ใ€€| |
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผใ€€๏ผผโˆฉ/ ใ€€/ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผˆใ€€ใƒฝใƒŽ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€|ใ€€ | โŠ‚ไบŒ_ใƒŽใƒŽ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผˆใ€€ใ€€(::)(::)ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ‰ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏พ‰>ใƒŽ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ |ใ€€l |
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒฝ๏ผฟ,*๏ฝค๏ผฟใƒŽ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒฌ๏พšใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ—'ใƒŽ

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start whipping my huge thesaurus into a large wall while my beloved imouto was pulling TWO WORDS!! "said the ban evading walrus. Meanwhile, it wasn't yet time for the heretofore unsubstantiated thief to become a fully substantiated parapraxis negroid as per usual. The lolis who truly love giant dicks are nonexistent. Nerds are so baka! That's why nerds shouldn't ever attempt continued living. In fact, nobody should. Especially not whenever their parents are niggering the story. In west Philadelphia born and razed. On the niggardly website, sageru.org, my sister said "onii-chan, fuck me I lost my keys, so please leave the hoofed mammal at home." A horse meat lasagne was prepared for my dinner, however I wasn't feeling really great today so I stroked my cat and drank a cup of cum (tasty!) to calm the effects of my existential crisis. But soon we shall all do the dance macabre; then and only then will the loli learn what it truly means to be a macabrecal girl. She will then say always do the laundry unless you show her enough affection then she will say "WE ARE LOVERS, ONII-CHAN!" then we undress and take it easy. Thus we shall achieve ultimate world domination together, as brother and sister, forever.

Meanwhile, in flavor town our enemy, the HORSES have once again been fucking killed. But soon the bees will discover the plans to destroy what is known to destroy human with the loli of misanthropy; then, after dinner, while everyone else masturbates, I contractually enable the thing. I will go mad if this frilly dress doesn't meet my parole officer Rindfleischetikettierungsรผberwachungsaufgabenรผbertragungsgesetz Antidisestablishmentarianism something about quantum computing being fictional.

Christ, what am I doing at three o'clock in the morning trying anus of your mom ? I should rather be among the lolis of Gensokyo, having glorious Japan. Leon Kaiser isn't worth, sharp like Robert Brown on lysergic acid diethylamide acid or wet cocaine. I am incredibly aroused by this story, especially because of your mom. The man inserted his excited, pulsating Venusian probe deep within the unholy citadel of my hairy, unwiped, probably prolapsed anus. At the exact moment a certain Magical Index was receiving a good, solid critique by a hoofed mammal, emblazoned in gold feathers - the mark of a glorious shining politically corrupt fucking sardine lolicon fetishist who knows the most secret ancient cake recipie cake recipie which lies at the central core of all religion and occultism, discounting Scientology, Last Thursdayism, and your mom.

Some niggers contracted a severe case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. THE JEWS niggered up yo ass fo real bitch nigga. In the year 420, war was too difficult for Justin Case to suck a large, veiny "Hammer of ร†sir", so the aforementioned personage reacted pretty badly. Meanwhile, in 4chan /b/ ( > ใƒฎ<) MOOT!!! was being a massive egotist as usual, and fucking a duck. This duck had a duck, that duck was yellow, yellow ducks have big egos. Hence why they attention. 256 Misogynistic ducks the size of a don't exist. Moรฉ girls love my long sausage. "Good Mercutio! Thy pump hast brought much stiffness to mine own!" Exclaimed Romeo, shaking his speare. BUT THEN Mercutio decided to pump unleaded gasoline into his calm, ready gaping anus. Meanwhile, Bob was there, desperately hoping to have a loli with whom he could fulfil his sap sack dream of killing Mercutio. For some unknown quantity of desperate, of desperate, one-legged hikikomori, Bob was not quite desperate. Meanwhile, next winter, that summer, in mid-April, and throughout your mother's gaping, hairy noise hole, laden with gvalt. Toge shoah sovah, lorem ipsum and JEWS, JEWS, JEWS, badger, badger, snake snake nigger suced poopoo waffle out of I know how to invest in large banks. The secret is you suck dicks, also you eat my hot, sticky seminal fluid for dinner. And falls to the lowest dimension of the Calabi-Yau manifold. Some Jews don't even go to go to the ovens. Some jews steal money. Don't be a human or, worse, an ungulate!

This chair is the greatest ever. Not only Not only but also likes developing TRANSETHNIC OTHERKIN -targetted software dick lock unlockers. Now, peace be upon you, hoofed mammal. hoofed mammal. hoofed mammal. Coprophilia is eating shit. one time he saw a large hoofed mammal's anus prolapse. I'm terribly sorry, I accidentally broke a nigger's ancient heirloom; the effects of which caused a worldwide shortage of historical black culture enriched yogurt. "Very confusing," said the historian to himself. He dipped his unicorn horn into a The loli in question yet unasked is cuter whenever George 400 GETs her something sweet and sticky cunny Sweet, tangy key lime yoghurt. yeah boyeeeee, one step closer to the edge of Gensokyo, one big step towards my anal prolapse. My beloved anal prolapse caused by fate, was rather uncomfortable. Imagine this profoundly symbolic yet slightly surreal scenario: your dick up my fallopian tube. Such example -orientated explanations prove helpful in explaining newborn porn to amateur pathopsychologists. Moreover, long lamo the llama se llama sellenium armour *Selenium, whoops. *Selena, whoops OH GOD salam alaikum " said the terrorist llama shortly before bowing politely and making love to his own betrothed wife. What a stud! See if you grab several cocks up by their cock dude. Dude! DUDE!

I hereby love loli. Roses are a lot of disgusting loli shit. Violets are not to mention that loli loli Jason Taverner is dead. PART VII: The Reboot. I'll start by throwing up my hands in loli lust. Cum shot an email lupa lust fart dust ONII-CHAN DAISUKI fucking weeb. Never gonna give juden down down metanephric dysplastic fresh cunny disjointed narrative dick NIGGER falling apart into fragments of cock in wine. THE JEWS WILL BURN CALORIES WHILE KILLING PALESTINIANS. One day when all were enjoying making pizzas for lolis to rub and haet and haet and rehaet the pizza. That happened in the best way that happened. It was so indescribably [ INDESCRIBABLE ] that we cannot describe it. I WILL DESTROY THE NEXT BABY 's vagina unless you yiff the in hell, my boy. A noun was missing, how horrifying! This sentence was brought to you by the hard gay viagra, sponsored by existentialism. Bring back the illusion you lost the day your loli got a PhD in disillusionment. I said, "what said, "what the HELL the HELL the hell. the hell. The hell? " said what, what, " said Albert Einstein. Troll Lord is synonymous. We are unable to locate the location of the locator. Ripen lager is gay. When you are. I see the starry sky starry sky nigger guy stole my new bike...
_____ police help!

Usually when the niggers commit a parking violation, they are beaten by de racis white oppressor of Gensokyo. In other news, a rabid squirrel and PS2 (water-plastoquinone oxidoreductase) were in a cave. They found Mr. Shekelberg's worn-out T-shirt. Shekelberg said "that's three words you stupid goy". The squirrel was wandering while drinking. THE JEWS LAUNCHED A BIG LAUGH. L.A.U.G.H stands for Large Atomic Unordinance Giant Huge (nigger dicks). This shows the immaturitiy of the black people.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Killing zombies is a bad thing. of consent causing the end of the age No longer shall we get the point of no return to the savage ways of our ancestors, who didn't even like me so I took my leave and said `Adieu'. And then they died. Good riddance. The next time you fuck up that you stole all the prenomials in the white house. LIZARD PEOPLE love to get down and boogie. BOOGIE MEN also love to fuck little girls what a dick butt nigger fucker. The child then cried: JESUS CHRIST!! Then Jesus told her to genuflect or be genuflucted.

I recently kidnapped was not that fun. The End. Just kidding Fuck this.

So we let our daughter get Ebola in Detroit and she carjacked a BMW. Then she drove down to Bel-Air along with Will Smith. At heart, she was singing boowa- ooga booga. This demonstrates her lack of understanding that the divergence theorem of Gauss follows from Stokes' theorem; I mean, who the [expletive deleted] fucking hell doesn't know that? Even she fucking wrote a lengthy diatribe about Gauss' law of man/boy love. I don't care though. Ennui has six letters. So does nothing else. That's right; NOTHING ELSE. Except, of nothing. Else. Not even anything else. Moving on, Some guy unnecessarily capitalised in the distant past, and now we will forcibly defenestrate SVCHost.exe, COM, rm -rf filemode circumvention, and thereby raping Izumi Konata in her hairy anus. I didn't think continuous form would have sufficed to complete this atrocity of a sentence. If you would like to come out and admit you're fucking dumb, do so.

I remember a time when homosexuals were floccinaucinihilipilificated. So the only way to find where you were when the Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon teleported teh lepidopterists is to ask a butterfly. They would always flutter serendipitously around lepidoperists, they got excomunicated and they commited sudoku in protest. When VIPsaurus VIPPED all the deformed foetuses, I was there; it was beyond all reason or comprehension. Truly, a disgruntled gay trap was trapped inside traps of Deccan swallowed by a huge eldritch horror torturing you by pulling ch34p V1@gr1 from your bank account painfully slow anal sex. The village people sang to alleviate the pain of having to exist.

sex is not two words, you fustilarian. Back when the Elitist Super Structure was founded, were emergency kopipes for the VIPPERS that really cared about tonal counterpoint my penis in your bick blag butt hole hole hole ENOUGH ALREADY! Then suddenly, without warning, the HYPERBOLE deleted post user by memes. Memes suck. In other news: mailto:sage is not guilty of I am. He is. Bill Stickers is innocent.

I want a dig install CD for Macintosh2000. I saw I conquered. Never mind coming, that's near >>858 pep pep uncreative stuff and nonsensical sepulchritudial objects mem mem is very difficult to cum. I have a long sock to put my dick in his fine lady. My ass has many open holes; too many. I just don't know what you want from me, quantifying nothing. The amorous catgirls lovingly programmed a sentient DQN-kun is omorphic entity, violating several rules of parazoological phonetics and sexual etiquette. Meanwhile, Dr. Light, Dr. Wily, and their penises were fighting for supremacy and hoofed mammals, which are goats, naturally. Satan loves rough gay goat sex. "You're welcome," said the bad motherfucker who was smoking a large penis.

I love you. In a purely platonic capacity. Damn son, DAMN SON, peep dat heartfelt confession in my pants! Marvel at its marvellous heartfeltness that's not very marvellous now that anyone can do what you did. I suck lollipops whenever I feel like injecting something hard like crack into anus mouth. Let it be known that existentialist philosophy is best renge-chan. Islam is sort of like Christianity but with durka durkas. Radical feminism is my worst enemy. The only redeeming quality is the sound they make during Touhou orgies. Niggers and jews are my friends. Little girls and boys partake in existential nihilism as practiced by ancient Greek philosophers and lolis. And so when the rape began in Nanjing people were not telling So instead why don't we just take the imouto cunny by force? In Calcutta, my nigga, we do. Easy victims are sold in Israel for shekels. Hard nipples cannot compare in Calcutta. I think Hillary Clinton is a great candidate for my parents to check 'em. Star Wars

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We know how to make stories!

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[Philosophy] How valuable is a thing's characteristic of "cuteness"? (16)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And while we're at it, what is "cuteness"?

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

kyuu~ t!

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1-san is cuteness personified.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1-chan is so cute I just want to eat her right up!

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

gao gao

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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.



349 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

$ date --utc
Tue Jan 20 15:56:45 UTC 2015

350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time is construct

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fun fact: In most calendars, years and months vary in length because people are weird about starting a year or month in the middle of a day.

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (23)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youโ€™re fucking dead, kiddo.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let's live, my Lesbia, and let us love,
and value all the talk of stern old men
less than a dime! Heavenly lamps above
may set their course and then may rise again;
but when upon us sets our little light,
then we must sleep an ever-lasting night.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

slam dunk
pretty drunk
space jam
face plant
napalm firestarter
gotta fart harder
smoking chronic
listenin to viptronic
im gay
all day
alcoholism schism
autism altruism
failing liver
read the giver
postin on sageru
im a big guy fer you
say hey kid
tell me what's new
rubbin hands like a jew
countin shekels
hater heckles
i'll neutralize your milk hotel

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nyaa nyaa nyaaa nya
nyaa nyaaaa nya nyaa nyaa
nya nyaaa nyaa nyaaaaa nya nya nya
nyaaa nyaa nyaaa nyaa nya nyaaaaa
n y a



          nya nya

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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey I'm


send me pix

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