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It's okay >>292-chan, there's nothing to be afraid of. Just sit down on the bed next to me here. Okay? Now, all you have to do is lean forwards slowly, and I'll tilt my head to the right and you to the left -- No, wait! My left, your right -- then, once we're close enough that we can feel each other's breath on our face, we shut our eyes and close that little distance between our lips. Just a light peck, at first, but then on separating we can both see something wanting in each other's eyes. Without a word we lean in again, this time without a trace of hesitation, and, like a kitten lapping at milk, press our tongues forwards into one another's mouths.
The dam is broken, and we abandon ourselves to instinct. Like waves crashing against rocks, we throw our bodies together, breast against breast, hip against hip, thigh against thigh, fingers running through one another's hair and tracing down one another's spines. The air is filled with the wet slap of tongue against tongue and faint, muffled moans of transgressive pleasure. At this point, all it takes is for one hand to slip under the hem of the other's negligee, groping upwards towar--
Err, s-sorry, I think I got a little bit carried away there. Anyway, >>292-chan, it's just a practice kiss between friends, so it's all okay.
I just had a random encounter with mew, but it ran away before I could catch it.
How to catch?
It's only a matter of time before Pokemon Go becomes involved in a domestic spying scandal.
I clicked on Mew and xe immediately disappeared.
I don't think you lolis understand. Mew appeared to me on here. On our Citadel.
Hermetic Odor of the Golden Dong
I can't tell which is shittier, your puns or your weird-ass dick. They both stink.
Where did all the olives go?
I ate all of 'em.
A Clockwork Loli
Eleven Blue Lolis, and Other Narratives of Medical Detection
Loli and Me
Loli Does Dallas
Sargent Pepper's Loli Farts Club Band
Bill & Ted's Loli Adventure
Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the rabbit hole.
In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibatsu powerbook during a midnight MegaCorp raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while drippin' nootropics and raving at Club Lucifer thirty stories beneath the rat heap you and I know as Clover City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG metanet connection.
I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million results for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, fears, fetishes, and fantasies. In one tab I'm mining the stock market for millions with my ZippyTrade KnowBot, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big data analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Brazillian fart porn in REAL TIME.
Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anal acoustics or your sweaty, bulging O-face?
Welcome to Wonder Land, kiddo.
I laugh at you because you make the same shit thread everywhere you go
I saw this thread a few places too. I wonder if the only people that go on boards like this these days go on all of them?
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
Post posted by POST.
moderator posted by me
user deleted by moderator
DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE
ALL LIFEFORMS FROM ISRAEL
It was a dark and stormy night,
deleted his user in his pants for
JUST SIXTY DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS
Suddenly, the door was thrown open by
A loli begging you to beat her
eggs for her because her arm's tired.