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A girl asks the main character out.
So they thought...
No, the story sucks and has come to an end.
Constance Justice, a single, mini-skirt-wearing attorney, leaves her New York City apartment to meet with her colleagues for lunch at a recently opened Italian restaurant. She has been wanting to go there ever since it was given a 5-star rating in one of the trashy women's magazines she is subscribed to. She hails for a cab, but as soon as she opens the car door, she is met face-to-face with the most repulsive, gut-wrenching sight that she has come across this month. This encounter was going to ruin her day for sure.
" Screamed the short, overweight turkish cab driver, before speeding off into the night.
Standing there by the side of the road, alone, Constance was struck with the sudden revelation that she was, in fact, merely a character in a poorly-written story - and not even an important character, at that! She had been shoe-horned in at the last second with nary a thought given to what would become of her.
A Clockwork Loli
Journey to the Center of the Loli
Down and Loli in Paris and London
Loli Loli Bang Bang
The Loli Vanishes
My Name is Loli
This is the starting message, which is pretty boring. But don't worry, it will change eventually. Add, remove, or change one word per post.
Pour balsamic vinegar on [ERROR!] wafu salad, so delicious! Please help me count my dicks.
Pour balsamic vinegar on [ERROR!] salad, so delicious! Please help me count my dicks.
Pour balsamic vinegar on [ERROR!] salad, so delicious! Please help me count my [ERROR!].
Pour balsamic vinegar on [ERROR!] waifu salad, so delicious! Please help me count my [ERROR!].
Pour balsamic vinegar on [SYNTAX ERROR!] waifu salad, so delicious! Please help me count my [ERROR!].
Is ASMR a form of synesthesia?
Is PHP really worth bothering with in this day and age?
I am General Failure.
Is there a decent way to replicate the taste of meat without having to use meat, for cost reasons?
Don't tell me you have yet to experience the wonders of mycoprotein!
Does fruit juice really have that big of an impact on the taste of jizz?
yes, it is a facebook image. i'd recognize those jpeg artifacts anywhere.
Wow are you an artifact detective, >>275? I found this ancient egyptian amulet and I want to know if it's cursed.
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
is like 2ch???????????????????????(sry for bad english)
6ch is to 2ch as mind is to matter.
6ch is to 2ch as pickle is to cucumber
6ch is to 2ch as loli is to woman.
6ch is to 2ch as 4-ch is to 8ch.
It was a dark and stormy night,
YOU can become a cute little girl
(or cute boy with a girlish physique)
and live forever in the Unholy Citadel!
Finnish flounders flopped furiously for forbidden fallacy
" recited Alice at the annual alliteration affair