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1: ITT we tell a story two words at a time (713) 2: โญ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ”ฎ Witchcraft Thread ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒŸโญ (10) 3: WHO (52) 4: [Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (287) 5: ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (12) 6: Post deleted by user. (17) 7: Cee Pee (8) 8: Philosophical one-liners [Deep Thought] (48) 9: Snippets of Actual Conversations I've Had With My Mirror Reflection (9) 10: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (72) 11: Clearance to post (9) 12: In this thread we're all lolis (31) 13: giggidy (21) 14: Do you remember when this place wasn't completely dead? (24) 15: How do I make anime real? n/t (44) 16: ~~~~~IMAGE THREAD~~~~ (5) 17: Good Everning (3) 18: WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (160) 19: No pictures? = Boring (5) 20: [TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (339) 21: ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž Question Thread (7) 22: sage (17) 23: Does this place have any rules? (53) 24: It's over. The world is finished. (9) 25: Anime or Manga (15) 26: reta (14) 27: 0 riblayz (2) 28: Check out this mmrts (1) 29: Where is everyone? (3) 30: Where is everyone? (3) 31: *unzip* [reality] (7) 32: [Social] Meeting new people (54) 33: [Q] My plan to discover local secrets. Would it work? (29) 34: Steve (21) 35: ITT, IRC quotes (34) 36: I love this company. (6) 37: Epic New Thread (12) 38: !!! (4) 39: What in the unholy name of fuck is going on? (2) 40: i swer (3)

ITT we tell a story two words at a time (713)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

709 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she fucking

710 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wrote a

711 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

lengthy diatribe

712 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

about Gauss'

713 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

law of

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โญ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ”ฎ Witchcraft Thread ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒŸโญ (10)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are there any other witches here?

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm curious as to whether or not this exploit still works.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Personally, I find this website more aesthetically pleasing with everything italicised.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

interesting... I was not aware of that one.

but then, it's not so interesting when a different one allows inserting arbitrary html.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is that the same trick that lets you make every single element a link to wikipedia and strikethrough all text so it's impossible to post on any thread below it including it?

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



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WHO (52)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โˆง_โˆง
|๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃฮถ๏ฝ€ะ”ยด)๏ฟฃ|ใ€€ WHO HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?
|ใ€€ ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ
๏ผผใ€€ ๏ฝœโŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’|
ใ€€ ๏ผผ |๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ____|

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผโŒ’ใƒฝใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€/๏ผˆโ—๏ผ‰๏ผˆโ—๏ผ‰ ใ€€Now let's sing one of my favorite songs.
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€|ใ€€๏พ„๏ฝช๏ฝช๏ฝช๏ฝฒ/ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€You're going to die of the plague in F# minor.
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€| /๏ฝ€๏พ†๏พ†ยดใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€I like that it has minors in it.
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ //ใ€€| |ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผตใ€€ .๏ผตใ€€ ใ€€

49 Name: suprise!8NBuQ4l6uQ [Del]

(ใ€€๏ฝฅฯ‰๏ฝฅ)ใ€€ do i have enough tickets for hats yet?
ใ€€ ๏ผฟ|ใ€€โŠƒ๏ผ(๏ผฟ๏ผฟ_
No? Back to bed...

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€| ๏ผผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|ะ”๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€No one is here.
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|โŠ‚ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€I can dance now !

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ™ชใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ RANTA TAN
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒฝ(ยดะ”๏ฝ€;)๏พ‰ ใ€€ใ€€RANTA TAN
ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ (ใ€€ ใธ) ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€RANTA RANTA
ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€TAN

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ™ชใ€€๏ผ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€RANTA RANTA
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒฝ๏ผˆ;ยดะ”๏ฝ€๏ผ‰๏พ‰ใ€€ใ€€RANTA TAN
ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ (ใธใ€€ ) ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€RANTA TANTA
ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ >ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€TAN

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aren't you supposed to sage when you do that?

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It won't matter here, there aren't dates.

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[Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (287)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœใ€€Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ /|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ //
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you remember when this place wasn't completely deaf?

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


285 Name: The Captain [Del]


286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

War. Hooh! What is it good for?

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>286 To justify other countries' wasting part of their economy on maintaining a standing military?

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: babby shoes, lightly formed.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six words? That's too short to

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a hai-ku.
There are many like it, but
This hai-ku is mine.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you find relief in
Whatever you believe in?
Or do you live in constant fear
Of rejection by what you hold dear?
Do you think it makes you free
To be part in tyranny?
Or do you think it punishment
To be delivered from tyrant's hand?

You may ask what keeps me going
You may ask what makes me tick
When the offers you are showing
Only serve to make me sick.
I don't want your paradise.
That way only madness lies.
Is this world seen through your eyes
Not built from transparent lies?

Eternal life is what you crave.
Perfect bliss beyond the grave.
Oblivion does not comfort you.
As if the world would end with you.
It was there before you were.
Mountains do not need your care.
And when you're gone, it still will be
To carry on your legacy.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i woke up this morning
and wished for sleep
and i will wake up tomorrow
with a similar kind

i think i hate life
because i dread to wake
i always look back
to a simpler time

the progression of life
has not been too nice
aging lines fill my skin
new flaws i often find

my aspirations are gone
because a lack of experience
slave to those living my dream
i am in a corporate bind

struggle to succeed in life
and to recover the past
looking for the things
that used to ease my mind

suffering from the disease
known to us as nostalgia

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15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



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Cee Pee (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is posting CP a bannable offense here?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


There is no definitive way to determine if this is a child's vagina, however, it very well may be.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No clitoris, has to be a child.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7 You fail anatomy forever.

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Philosophical one-liners [Deep Thought] (48)

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>44 Entropy is the Greek word for the things we lost in the fire.
Or put differently, entropy is the information that is unrecoverably altered after it has been acted upon. Or put yet another way, the energy that will be lost like tears in rain.

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Philosophy is not true, only useful.

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

breathing is a manual function

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>46 Philosophy literally translates to the love for truth.
How can something built on truth be not true?

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Snippets of Actual Conversations I've Had With My Mirror Reflection (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Just like a real girl."

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you took too much acid, go back to the couch

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I see you've grown some weight lately.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Kiss me darling"

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i need to clean that mirror, its fucking disgusting

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[CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (72)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You have been stung by a bee and died.
You have no way of knowing how much time has passed since, or if indeed any time has passed at all.
You find yourself in the Unholy Citadel of 6ch. You see here the fucking bee, a choir of the damned singing the national anthem of 6ch, and meltingwax's BFF behind the altar.
To offer a sacrifice at the altar, go to >>2
To join the damn choir, go to >>3
To get back at the bee, go to >>4

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No matter where you go, there you are.
Where do you want to go today?
The Temple of Love >>69
The Temple of Consumption >>77
The Houses of the Holy >>76
The Unholy Citadel >>8
I'm going for a walk, what are you going to do about it? >>60

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

turn off the light

take a deep breath

and relax


Some people get high
with a little understanding;
Some people get high
with a whole lot more.
So, I don't know:

Do you need an easy friend? I do think you understand. >>75
Why you got to be so undemanding? I need all the love that you can get! >>96

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only by my will is my mind set in motion. Sappho's juice gives you wings. Reality is subjective, created by perception. If you ignore it hard enough, it will wear off, and you will be all there is. And if you believe in fairies hard enough, they will come back fairly odd.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the universe is composed of only two fundamental substances: Magic and bullshit.
But what is magic? Some say friendship is magic, but friendship is a tremendous pile of horse shit.
Magic really is the attempt to cause real change by symbolic acts.
In other words: Bullshit.
The fact that we now have machines that do exactly that, and with measurable success, doesn't change the fact that all the universe is bullshit.

Roll all that bullshit up into a giant ball, and start again from scratch. >>78 The Lord of All Cosmos demands it.
I can't tell what's real anymore. But guess what? I know magic: I can make your pulse disappear and no hat trick. I don't need a reason. I just need a second opinion, so come and walk with me. >>42

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You remember that no matter what, your mind is governed by the laws of physics. Do you find that restricting (Y/N)?
Yes. When in doubt, choose free will, as a rule, and with fierce determination. >>103
No, it's cool, my mind is composed of double pendulums. >>104

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It comes on anyhow.
A group of hand people are standing around a theremin named Robert, singing the song of the midnight ranger.
This, is it. You won't be lonely. >>66

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