★★ The Unholy Citadel of 6ch ★★

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ITT we tell a story two words at a time (612)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

608 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

for Large

609 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Atomic Unordinance

610 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Giant Huge

611 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(nigger dicks).

612 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This shows

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I was recently banned
From multiple chans
So im alone again
Dick in right hand
Manga on the front stand
Chafes bad like sand
But stop I can't

lanterns light the night
handling power bills is not my expertise
pan down my sheet to sweep off the dead skin
land my head down deep in a pillow
pants to my knees
hand on my penis
man, does my fucking dick hurt

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: Baby shoes, lightly worn.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For sale: babby shoes, lightly formed.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six words? That's too short to

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Do you remember when this place wasn't completely dead? (5)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm asking because I don't.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't remember anything.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone is dead here. Why do you think it is called the Unholy Citadel?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't remember asking.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Not really.

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In this thread we're all lolis (19)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For real

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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      \
          ,..-:::―::..、--ァ  
        ,..:/:::::;w'ヾヾー、\  
       <</:::::/     ∠゙、::ミ  
      /::::::/ フ _,、_  ノ   I-I want to step on >>10's penis!
        i:::;::::L、___し'イ ー'フ 
      "ヾ__/,.|ー-ォ‐゙、'´  
     :,:::,::::: ||'´ |二二´_>F:::::
     ::,:::,::::( !!) |-r―'ヾ、」::,:::::
     :::::::,:::`´::::`´::::::::,::::,:::::

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Psst, >>17-chan, what does "penis" mean?)

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

( >>16-chan, isn't it Sanskrit for "tail"?)

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-why would you want to step on someone's tail?

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That would be rude, >>15-chan.

(Psst, >>16-chan, I've looked it up on Wikipedia (Simplified English), don't listen to >>17, it is not Sanskrit, she is such a liar!)

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sage (16)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

so
When will this internal server error be fixed?

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11 I don't want a penis implant.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12 I kind of do.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>14 Do you want to implant my penis in yourself? I have no use for it anyway.

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Does this place have any rules? (53)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't want to be a criminal!

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>47 To expand on that: The oldest legal tradition is the Chinese, the youngest, hard to say, probably the Netiquette. I cannot say what the oldest and youngest militaries in the world are, but that seems less relevant anyway, as the military enforcing rules is the exception these days.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

49. No making "joke rules".

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>50 By rule #8, rule #49 does not count.

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>51
On the contrary, #8 only states that there are seven rules; it doesn't say which seven rules. #49 may or may not be one of the seven.

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>52 Fair enough.

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It's over. The world is finished. (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's happening right about now.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4 No, I'm not going to shoot my wad just yet.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
How about now?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ladies and gentlemen, my cock.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but ron paul says otherwise

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SO SPEAKS DOCTOR BONG!

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[TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (338)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.

2010/04/07

OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

perl does not distinguish between post values and get values.

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>334

make_error(S_UNJUST) if $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} and $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} ne "POST";

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Jesus it really has been a long time, rebumping.
2018/09/22
I am freezing my ass off, this is the third fucking nuclear winter this year.

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Anime or Manga (15)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Personally I find that mangas are better. Not only are they the source material and have things that the anime won't, it's also faster to read more stuff in a shorter amount of time. They have a certain feeling to them that anime doesn't. Still, anime is nice, it has the aspect of having sound. Pretty important if you take for example HnK.

Thoughts?

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

       A____A
    ,,,,,,∠    ゙ゞ
 ヾ,;'   ゝ*‘,,ェ‘) メェー
  ;' 、,,,,,,,  ;; ,,◇:'
  |_j l_j |_j゙l_j

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like reading a manga, then going back to watch the anime to see it told in a slightly altered.

>>6

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`-./ ) | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\~.
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/ /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ |
/ / | | | | `\ \
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jgs /,_) /__) /__) /,_/
'''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""'''''

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

read the manga you fucking dorks

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12
What is that supposed to be? Legs don't work like that silly.

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日本語 Question Thread (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Translation requests, general questions, recommendations, things you found interesting etc.
I'll start with this quote

幸せは、どこか内気な人に似ている
愛は、卑怯者にはやってこない
信頼は、海の泡より消えやすく
希望は、翅をむしられた蛾のように空しい

Translate and find English version.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
Poor quality first attempt, I imagine someone else can do a better job:

Happiness, in some respects resembles a shy person/shy people.
Love, does not come to cowards.
Trust, disappears more easily than sea foam.
Hope, is as futile/empty as a moth with its wings plucked off.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2
Pretty good attempt I think. The original:

I have been taught that Happiness is coy,
And will not come to all who bend the knee;
That Faith is like the foam upon the sea,
And Pride a snare, and Pomp a foolish toy,
And Hope a moth whose wings we may destroy;

Japanese translation by 細郷妙子.
You guys like Japanese rap? Last few days I often listened to this on YouTube but it's not easy to learn by heart for me: 7u4o6kvOgtc

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All right, I've a question then. With regards to the text on this album cover (ttps://i.imgur.com/xkuUwwN.jpg); I understand it well enough, with the exception of what on earth is "rentanbutton" supposed to mean? My best guess is it's some sort of mistransliteration of "return button", but I'm not terribly convinced.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4

>My best guess is it's some sort of mistransliteration of "return button", but I'm not terribly convinced.

Seems plausible tbh.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do you think about the death of 飯島愛? (if you don't know her read the wikipedia page ttps://ja.wikipedia. org/wiki/%E9%A3%AF%E5%B3%B6%E6%84%9B)

I've been reading this... theory and yeah I'd appreciate your ご意見 on the subject.
ttp://warabidani.blog81.fc2. com/blog-entry-2043.html

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