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1: ITT we tell a story two words at a time (784) 2: Philosophical one-liners [Deep Thought] (59) 3: WHO (56) 4: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (78) 5: โญ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ”ฎ Witchcraft Thread ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒŸโญ (18) 6: [Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (303) 7: ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (13) 8: WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (162) 9: Snippets of Actual Conversations I've Had With My Mirror Reflection (10) 10: Unintelligible gibberish created using Google Translate (4) 11: Post deleted by user. (18) 12: Cee Pee (8) 13: Clearance to post (9) 14: In this thread we're all lolis (31) 15: giggidy (21) 16: Do you remember when this place wasn't completely dead? (24) 17: How do I make anime real? n/t (44) 18: ~~~~~IMAGE THREAD~~~~ (5) 19: Good Everning (3) 20: No pictures? = Boring (5) 21: [TIMESTAMP] WHAT FUCKING TIME IS IT [FUTURE GENERATIONS] (340) 22: ๆ—ฅๆœฌ่ชž Question Thread (7) 23: sage (17) 24: Does this place have any rules? (53) 25: It's over. The world is finished. (9) 26: Anime or Manga (15) 27: reta (14) 28: 0 riblayz (2) 29: Check out this mmrts (1) 30: Where is everyone? (3) 31: Where is everyone? (3) 32: *unzip* [reality] (7) 33: [Social] Meeting new people (54) 34: [Q] My plan to discover local secrets. Would it work? (29) 35: Steve (21) 36: ITT, IRC quotes (34) 37: I love this company. (6) 38: Epic New Thread (12) 39: !!! (4) 40: What in the unholy name of fuck is going on? (2)

ITT we tell a story two words at a time (784)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

780 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When VIPsaurus

781 Name: ๏ฝท๏พ€โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”(ใ€€ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป๏ผ‰โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ” !!kjmOSUVl [Del]

VIPPED all

782 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the deformed

783 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

foetuses, I

784 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

was there;

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Philosophical one-liners [Deep Thought] (59)

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54 Can you give an example?

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>55
Yes. I already did. If you don't like my tongue-in-cheek example, try the classics: why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?

If you don't like those, try Ableson's classic lectures, in which he says something along the lines of ``Computer Science is not science, and it is not about computers''.

If you don't like that, try ``Astrology'', which literally means ``the words/reason of the stars'', and is really just guesswork/fraud. Similarly ``Alchemy'' is believed to come from (along the way) the Greek ฯ‡ฮทฮผฮตฮฏฮฑ: ``transmutation of metals'', and you can check for yourself how many alchemical writings will actually give correct instructions for transmuting metals.

Hell, just look at a companion to ``Philosophy'' itself. ``Sophistry'' comes directly from the Greek ฯƒฮฟฯ†ฮฏฮถฯ‰: ``I am wise/I know'', but that which is called sophistry today is an argument intended at deception. To say ``Philosophy is composed of truth because the word means ``love of wisdom'''' is about as good an argument as saying ``The arguments of a sophist are correct, because that word means ``one who is wise''''.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>56 Are those examples true, or merely useful?

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>56
The philosophers of ancient Greece actually disapproved of sophistry far before we did.

Philosophy is not necessarily composed of truth; it seems that science, "knowledge", serves as a better term for that idea.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>58 Another term for science: natural philosophy.

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WHO (56)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โˆง_โˆง
|๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃฮถ๏ฝ€ะ”ยด)๏ฟฃ|ใ€€ WHO HAS AWOKEN ME FROM MY SLUMBER?
|๏ผผโŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’๏ผผ
|ใ€€ ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ
๏ผผใ€€ ๏ฝœโŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’โŒ’|
ใ€€ ๏ผผ |๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ____|

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>51
It won't matter here, there aren't dates.

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>50 found you.

54 Name: (ใ€€ใƒปโˆ€ใƒป๏ผ‰ [Del]

>>50 Your death is close.

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sageru lives again!

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That is not dead which may eternal lie.
And with strange eons, even death may die.

All gods were immortal.
To become immortal, one first must die.

Good news: We're not dying!
We're gonna live forever!

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[CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (78)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You have been stung by a bee and died.
You have no way of knowing how much time has passed since, or if indeed any time has passed at all.
You find yourself in the Unholy Citadel of 6ch. You see here the fucking bee, a choir of the damned singing the national anthem of 6ch, and meltingwax's BFF behind the altar.
To offer a sacrifice at the altar, go to >>2
To join the damn choir, go to >>3
To get back at the bee, go to >>4

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We want to be free to do want we want to do! And we want to get loaded! And we want to have a good time and that's what we are gonna do!

Tonight, we will be partaking of a liquid as we wind our way up the Golden Mile commencing with an inaugural tankard in the First Post >>1, then on to the Old Familiar, the Good Companion, the Trusty Servant, the Two-Headed Dog, the Mermaid, the Beehive, the King's Head, and the Hole In The Wall for a measure of the same. All before the last bittersweet pint in that most fateful, the World's End >>75. Leave a light on good lady, although we may return with a twinkle in our eyes, we will be in truth blind drunk.

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everything that you waited for,
everything that you dared to dream
suddenly is inside that door.

Oh yeah, all right
Are you going to be in my dreams
Tonight?
And in the end
The love you take
Is equal to the love you make.

My sexy motherfucker >>68
It is too good to be true. >>80

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The song remains the same. Sorry. >>68

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Here we go again. Like it's 1973.
Get your gear and start to spend.

The moon and the stars, they look down on you and say there's a correlation between tomorrow and today.
Tomorrow's dream has never been a part of you. Shop till you drop, with total dedication! >>60
We live in borrowed time. Faster living, faster, live as fast as you're able! >>74

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see:

You are the rapper. She is the DJ. >>29
Shout to all the lost boys. >>84

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โญ๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒ›๐Ÿ”ฎ Witchcraft Thread ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŒœ๐ŸŒŸโญ (18)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are there any other witches here?

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!
WITCHCRAFT IS STUPID!

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Witches aren't real.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm a witch.

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[Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (303)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœใ€€Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ /|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ //
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do you sleep at night?

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœ Very well, thank you very much. NEXT!
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€//
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ.โˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you ever told a lie?

302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ใ€€ใ€€โˆงMโˆงใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โ”Œโ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€( ยดใƒผ๏ฝ€)ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผœ This is the first one. NEXT!
ใ€€ ใ€€๏ผผใ€€< ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ โ””โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€โ”€
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€//
ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ.๏ผผ.โˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆงโˆง๏ผ๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ โˆชโˆช๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃโˆชโˆช

303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whatever happend to Saturday night, when you dressed up sharp, and you felt alright?

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (13)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Six words? That's too short to

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a hai-ku.
There are many like it, but
This hai-ku is mine.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you find relief in
Whatever you believe in?
Or do you live in constant fear
Of rejection by what you hold dear?
Do you think it makes you free
To be part in tyranny?
Or do you think it punishment
To be delivered from tyrant's hand?

You may ask what keeps me going
You may ask what makes me tick
When the offers you are showing
Only serve to make me sick.
I don't want your paradise.
That way only madness lies.
Is this world seen through your eyes
Not built from transparent lies?

Eternal life is what you crave.
Perfect bliss beyond the grave.
Oblivion does not comfort you.
As if the world would end with you.
It was there before you were.
Mountains do not need your care.
And when you're gone, it still will be
To carry on your legacy.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i woke up this morning
and wished for sleep
and i will wake up tomorrow
with a similar kind

i think i hate life
because i dread to wake
i always look back
to a simpler time

the progression of life
has not been too nice
aging lines fill my skin
new flaws i often find

my aspirations are gone
because a lack of experience
slave to those living my dream
i am in a corporate bind

struggle to succeed in life
and to recover the past
looking for the things
that used to ease my mind

suffering from the disease
known to us as nostalgia

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I sing of arms, and the man
who, fleeing from his war-torn land,
Searched for a new home
Which he would call Rome.
(And Maecenas and Caesar are grand!)

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WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (162)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can i post in this thread pls

ok today the date is october 1st 2014

People are just starting to worship the great ebola chan
obama just announced an american offence on Estonia "for funsies"
The song Anaconda by Dr. Dre has just become popular and there is widesoread twerking inflicting all metropolitan areas

birds are still not that important

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>158 is a historical revisionist. Birds have always been important - very important.

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159 Maybe >>158 didn't know yet how important birds have been throughout history. It's possible. It has not always been as widely known as it is to-day.

161 Name: The 5th Element [Del]

Interesting times indeed.

The Red Dead is taking on the empire, and winning. This while the empire is contracting the rebels to stand against an assembly of Earth's mighties heroes, who are celebrating their victory against the Animaniacs. But mirror cat is looking elsewhere:

Captain N got exactly what he wanted from the Borg, and is dropping the penguin. But the genie has left the bottle, which may be why it is being assimilated at breakneck speed using the full arsenal of the Wu-Mao-Dang. Governments were a steal in the past, but the Borg cannot overcome the power of the luser. Even as the Matrix unethically stonewalls the journalism, they will inevitably have to face the truth: There is no cord.

The writing is on the wall: soylent green electric steam, hydroponic vegetable oil what with the horizon ever deeper under water.

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159
birds ate my balls
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Snippets of Actual Conversations I've Had With My Mirror Reflection (10)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sobbing

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hey
hi
you took too much acid, go back to the couch
okay

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I see you've grown some weight lately.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Kiss me darling"

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i need to clean that mirror, its fucking disgusting

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you can bet your ass it is
you can bet your ass it is
you can bet your ass it is

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Unintelligible gibberish created using Google Translate (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Or extent together, 21 Hikaru~tsu KO District for the April 12, 2009 as of plutonium: 29R-18 "You are of good words of city KO ki te RA NA, NA KO KO Connecticut State St. either ta is giving not, I cities you MOO tearfully

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11/7/2014

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The gibberish you do not understand, create Google is using the translation

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>3
I translated your post from English to a couple other languages and then back to English again.

"Unclear translation using Google , do not understand"

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