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ITT we tell a story two words at a time (693)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll start

689 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

along with

690 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Will Smith.

691 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At heart,

692 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she was

693 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

singing boowa-

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[CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (72)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You have been stung by a bee and died.
You have no way of knowing how much time has passed since, or if indeed any time has passed at all.
You find yourself in the Unholy Citadel of 6ch. You see here the fucking bee, a choir of the damned singing the national anthem of 6ch, and meltingwax's BFF behind the altar.
To offer a sacrifice at the altar, go to >>2
To join the damn choir, go to >>3
To get back at the bee, go to >>4

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No matter where you go, there you are.
Where do you want to go today?
The Temple of Love >>69
The Temple of Consumption >>77
The Houses of the Holy >>76
The Unholy Citadel >>8
I'm going for a walk, what are you going to do about it? >>60

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

turn off the light

take a deep breath

and relax

relax

Some people get high
with a little understanding;
Some people get high
with a whole lot more.
So, I don't know:

Do you need an easy friend? I do think you understand. >>75
Why you got to be so undemanding? I need all the love that you can get! >>96

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only by my will is my mind set in motion. Sappho's juice gives you wings. Reality is subjective, created by perception. If you ignore it hard enough, it will wear off, and you will be all there is. And if you believe in fairies hard enough, they will come back fairly odd.

Despite evidence to the contrary, the universe is composed of only two fundamental substances: Magic and bullshit.
But what is magic? Some say friendship is magic, but friendship is a tremendous pile of horse shit.
Magic really is the attempt to cause real change by symbolic acts.
In other words: Bullshit.
The fact that we now have machines that do exactly that, and with measurable success, doesn't change the fact that all the universe is bullshit.

Roll all that bullshit up into a giant ball, and start again from scratch. >>78 The Lord of All Cosmos demands it.
I can't tell what's real anymore. But guess what? I know magic: I can make your pulse disappear and no hat trick. I don't need a reason. I just need a second opinion, so come and walk with me. >>42

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You remember that no matter what, your mind is governed by the laws of physics. Do you find that restricting (Y/N)?
Yes. When in doubt, choose free will, as a rule, and with fierce determination. >>103
No, it's cool, my mind is composed of double pendulums. >>104

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It comes on anyhow.
A group of hand people are standing around a theremin named Robert, singing the song of the midnight ranger.
This, is it. You won't be lonely. >>66

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Clearance to post (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How can I obtain clearance to post in this web zone?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
Hello, DEATH! Long time no see, babe. How are tricks?

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

 /\     /⌒\
/  /\  / /'⌒'ヽ   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| /   \( ;(● ,,●) < They're dead.
ヽ |     \  ヽ冊<    \_____
 ヽ|   /  彡   ⌒ヽ
      |γ|::| \   ヽ
     イ  |::|   ミ7 ̄ |
     ハ._V   |:|\ |
     |       V__ノ\
     N      i. и
      VN. i |、ヘV
        W/V

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
Well then, how is everything else?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

│Dying
└───v───────
     /⌒\     /\
    /'⌒'ヽ; \  /\  |
    (●.●) )/   |: |
     >冊/  ./     |: /
   /⌒   ミミ \   〆
   /   / |::|λ|    |
   |√7ミ   |::|  ト、   |
   |:/    V_ハ   |
  /| i         |
   и .i      N
    λヘ、| i .NV
      V\W

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8 I find that comforting.

Is it because of the assurance that old follies cannot persist forever and are forever challenged and replaced by new ones?

Or is it Stockholm Syndrome?

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In this thread we're all lolis (31)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For real

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>26
U-urusai! I don't have to explain it to you! Baka!

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>27
You wet yourself, didn't you?

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate you, >>28-chan! I'm never inviting you to a tea party again!

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>29-chan! That was mean!

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't get too excited, >>29-chan, remember you are not wearing any pants!

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[Multiculturalism] VIPsaurus [Timeless Classic] (285)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < Hello, I am VIPsaurus ask me anything.
   \ <      └──────────
    \.\                 /|
      \.\               //
        \.\              //
          \.\∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \          /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>280 Why is Mountain Dew so shitty?

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  ∧M∧     ┌─────────
  ( ´ー`)    < No need to get pissy about it. NEXT!
   \ <      └─────────
    \.\                       /|
      \.\                     //
        \.\                    //
          \.\.∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧∧//
            \               /
             ∪∪ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄∪∪

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you remember when this place wasn't completely deaf?

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>283
WHAT?

285 Name: The Captain [Del]

>>284 I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

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9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do you know about the Illuminati, >>10-san?

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giggidy (21)

1 Name: keith [Del]

I LVOE U

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What kinda retard tries to do the same thing in the same way twice when the first time didn't work

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I just wanted to make the lowest non-permasaged thread fly to the top of the board.

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Philosophical one-liners [Deep Thought] (46)

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

materialism is derived from indo-european language

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16
Entropy_!_

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>44 Entropy is the Greek word for the things we lost in the fire.
Or put differently, entropy is the information that is unrecoverably altered after it has been acted upon. Or put yet another way, the energy that will be lost like tears in rain.

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Philosophy is not true, only useful.

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Do you remember when this place wasn't completely dead? (24)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm asking because I don't.

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you always ruin family reunions by screaming at elderly people, >>19-chan?

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>20 what?

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>21 Stop acting, granny

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That time is now, >>1-san. You may not have the patience to appreciate it yet, but that time is now.

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>23 and has always been.

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Snippets of Actual Conversations I've Had With My Mirror Reflection (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sobbing

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"hey, stud"

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Just like a real girl."

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hey
hi
you took too much acid, go back to the couch
okay

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I see you've grown some weight lately.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"Kiss me darling"

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