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1: In this thread we're all lolis (295) 2: Pokemen (7) 3: fuck off, spammer! (8) 4: Puns [HEH HEH] (4) 5: ITT we replace one word of the title of a book/film/TV series with the word loli (365) 6: You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain smiling. (4) 7: ITT we write a song four words at a time (273) 8: [π”šπ”¦π”±π” π”₯π” π”―π”žπ”£π”±] How to summon [🐝] (65) 9: ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (533) 10: Share your wisdom with us! (2) 11: In my pants. (82) 12: This is a reminder about a valuable skill (18) 13: WE (11) 14: ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (38) 15: ITT we write a story one plot event at a time (82) 16: Onigiri γ€€Watsushoi!! (7) 17: ITT We RETURN to tell a story two words at a time (217) 18: mister trouble never hangs around (9) 19: thinking abuot da universe (10) 20: ‮[BACKWARDS] ITT we post backwards [LOL] (41) 21: What ever happened to... (4) 22: Questions with Answers You Don't Care About (40) 23: There is nothing that doesn't exist. (6) 24: Is it true that this site design is what Ayashii World looked like? (7) 25: Post deleted by user. (13) 26: WTF IS THIS BBS? (19) 27: why are thread titles reversed? (6) 28: How to Italics [6CH HELP] (17) 29: tokiko goes shopping (14) 30: I challenge YOU (yes, YOU) to a debate! (4) 31: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! (3) 32: [HISTORICAL REVISIONISM] Capitalism in Medieval Asia (6) 33: pool's closed (1) 34: how to upload image (12) 35: Systematic Terror in Berlin by means of German distance technology since August 2014 (5) 36: [CYOA] Choose Your Own Unholy Adventure! [Collaborative] (11) (84) 37: Change the message ONE WORD at a time! (370) 38: ☭🐝☭ (6) 39: Marijuana thread (34) 40: Tannasin. (3)

In this thread we're all lolis (295)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For real

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>290-chan didn't answer >>289-chans question!
Did they have a fight?

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

S o r r y. >>291 , I h a d to r e s p o n d t o t h a t q u e s t I o n f r o m a f e w w e e k s a g o. I w o u l d be v e r y n e r v o u s to k I s s y o u >>289 ~ c h a n b e c a u s e I m n e v e r d o n e I t b e f o r e. M a y b e y o u s h o u l d p r a c t i c e w i t h s o m e 1 e l s e

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's okay >>292-chan, there's nothing to be afraid of. Just sit down on the bed next to me here. Okay? Now, all you have to do is lean forwards slowly, and I'll tilt my head to the right and you to the left -- No, wait! My left, your right -- then, once we're close enough that we can feel each other's breath on our face, we shut our eyes and close that little distance between our lips. Just a light peck, at first, but then on separating we can both see something wanting in each other's eyes. Without a word we lean in again, this time without a trace of hesitation, and, like a kitten lapping at milk, press our tongues forwards into one another's mouths.

The dam is broken, and we abandon ourselves to instinct. Like waves crashing against rocks, we throw our bodies together, breast against breast, hip against hip, thigh against thigh, fingers running through one another's hair and tracing down one another's spines. The air is filled with the wet slap of tongue against tongue and faint, muffled moans of transgressive pleasure. At this point, all it takes is for one hand to slip under the hem of the other's negligee, groping upwards towar--

Err, s-sorry, I think I got a little bit carried away there. Anyway, >>292-chan, it's just a practice kiss between friends, so it's all okay.

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>293-chan, you pervert! You just gave me an erection!

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's that, >>294-chan? Give you an election? I'll have you know this tea party is an anarcho-communist utopia with an entirely consensus based decision making process; we've transcended the need for democracy.

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Pokemen (7)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I just had a random encounter with mew, but it ran away before I could catch it.
How to catch?

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But >>2-chan, its gone from the screen. it disappeared.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's only a matter of time before Pokemon Go becomes involved in a domestic spying scandal.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I clicked on Mew and xe immediately disappeared.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't think you lolis understand. Mew appeared to me on here. On our Citadel.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
Yeah. Me too.

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fuck off, spammer! (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fuck off, spammer!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

γƒγƒΌγ‚Ήγƒˆγƒ‡γƒͺテードバむユァ.

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Puns [HEH HEH] (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hermetic Odor of the Golden Dong

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
I can't tell which is shittier, your puns or your weird-ass dick. They both stink.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Poo bum!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Where did all the olives go?
I ate all of 'em.

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ITT we replace one word of the title of a book/film/TV series with the word loli (365)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A Clockwork Loli

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eleven Blue Lolis, and Other Narratives of Medical Detection

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli and Me

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli Does Dallas

364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sargent Pepper's Loli Farts Club Band

365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bill & Ted's Loli Adventure

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You laugh at me because I'm standing in the rain smiling. (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Still don't believe me, Randy? Let's go a little further down the rabbit hole.

In the not-too distant past I "acquired" a Zaibatsu powerbook during a midnight MegaCorp raid with my crew. Nothing out of the ordinary; pretty standard for a Saturday. However, later that night while drippin' nootropics and raving at Club Lucifer thirty stories beneath the rat heap you and I know as Clover City, I booted that sucka' up and... imagine my surprise; it's got a 10kG metanet connection.

I'm sure this is all WAY over your head, but long story short, if I search "Randy Tucker" on that machine I'm gonna get 2.3 million results for YOUR interests, investments, accounts, obsessions, fears, fetishes, and fantasies. In one tab I'm mining the stock market for millions with my ZippyTrade KnowBot, in another tab I'm studying the minds of my enemies with big data analytics, and in another tab I'm watching YOU watch Brazillian fart porn in REAL TIME.

Pop Quiz: am I jerkin' it to the anal acoustics or your sweaty, bulging O-face?

Welcome to Wonder Land, kiddo.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
I laugh at you because you make the same shit thread everywhere you go

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I saw this thread a few places too. I wonder if the only people that go on boards like this these days go on all of them?

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I do >>3-san.
I would expect it to be the case.

We're probably all seriousposters and this is where we get all of our shitposting out.

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ITT we write a song four words at a time (273)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Post posted by POST.

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

moderator posted by me

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

user deleted by moderator

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ALL LIFEFORMS FROM ISRAEL

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[π”šπ”¦π”±π” π”₯π” π”―π”žπ”£π”±] How to summon [🐝] (65)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what have you done

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63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>61
Beemancer always does

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How to unsummon a bee?

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ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (533)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

529 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

deleted his user in his pants for

530 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JUST SIXTY DOLLARS AND NINETY NINE CENTS

531 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

.

Suddenly, the door was thrown open by

532 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A loli begging you to beat her

533 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eggs for her because her arm's tired.

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Share your wisdom with us! (2)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't understand self-loathing. I prefer to blame society.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

No, it's probably my fault

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