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ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (876)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a dark and stormy night,

872 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


873 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That was not even seven words, man!

874 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

complains the gay, but worry not, for

875 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

his dick is shorter than an ant

876 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and must now give us six extra

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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's time to thin the herd. The bees demand it be done.

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

kawaii desu uguu

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bring it

ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /.:.:...ใ€€๏ผผ ใ€€ rๅญ–ยดrใ€€ ๆ‹”ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผฟ
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ:๏ฝ›ๅญ–ๅญ–ๅญ–๏พ๏ผน๏ผพ๏ผน ใƒŽใ€€y็‚’ใƒฝ_๏ผฟ๏ผฟ ๏ผ{ใ€€ ๏ผผx็ˆป็ˆปx
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ ใ€€.:.{่พผใ€ใ€€_-=ใ‚žrใ‚ž'"ยด๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ//ใ€€ใ€€/๏พŸ๏ฝกใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ ๆ‹”__
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ/ ใ€€ ๏ผ.::{่พผ_ใ‚“ใ‚ขยดใ€€ใ€€ใ€€.:ใ€€ใ€€ใ€ˆใ€ˆใ€€ใ€€ { ใ€€ *๏ฝกใ€€ ๏ผผ๏ผฟใ€‰r็‚’:. ใ€€๏ฝ€ใƒฝ
. ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ 'โŒ’/ใ€€๏ผใ€€ ใ€€: ใซใ‚ขใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝค๏ผผใ€€๏ผผใ€€ใ€€๏พŸ+๏ฝกใ€‚๏ผr็‚’`ไธถโŒ’)๏พ‰
.ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€ˆ๏ผใ€€๏ผใ€€ :๏ฝ›_๏ฝฑใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/:ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ 8๏ผฟ๏ผผ๏ผฟ๏ผๅญ–โ”ค:. ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ผผ
ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€๏ผใ€€ใ€€ .:๏ฝ›7ใ€€ ใ€€ .:ใ€€ใ€€:โ€ฒใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โ˜†๏ผฟ_๏ฝ›่พผใ€€ โ””ๅญ–โ”:.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ
. ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€ˆ๏ผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ .:.;{7ใ€€ใ€€ /.:. ใ€€,๏พŠใ€€ ใ€€ |:.ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ j}๏พŸ+๏ฝก ๏ฝ›่พผใ€€ ใ€€โ””ๅญ–ใ€‰.:.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€. :ใ‚ค:๏ฝฒ:ใ€€๏ฝค โ€- ใƒŸ/ใ€€|: ใ€€ .:๏พ„๏ฝค:. ใ€€ใ€€ .:j} ใ€€ ๏พŸโ˜†่พผ๏ผ๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ ๏ฝฐ- ๏พ:. ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€‰
.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€ˆใ€€ ๏ผโŒ’๏ผ‰ๅ…ซ}|: ใ€€ `{ใƒˆใƒŸใ€€ใƒฝ|:. ใ€€๏ผฎใ€€๏ผผ:..ใ€€.:j}ใ€€ใ€€ .:ใ€€๏ฝ‰}.:.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€๏ผผใ€‰
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒฝ{ ใ€€โŒ’ยดใ€€ๅ…ซ:.ใ€€`i{{๏ผพ`ใ†rไปŽ::.:..| -โ”€โ€•๏ฝค๏พj}ใ€€ใ€€.::ใ€€ไปŽ.:...ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝ€ไธถใ€ ใ€€ ๏ผผ/
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ `ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผˆโŒ’ ๏ผผ:.ๅœฆ ไน‚ใ‚ฝใ€€๏ผผ|ใ€€_,,ๅŽถ,,_ๅฝกใ€€ .::๏พ‰:/'^ยด๏ผผ:.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ ๏ผผ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€‰
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ _ ..ใ€€ใ‚ค)ใƒฝ|ใ€€,,,ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ^โŒ’ยจ๏ผพ7๏ผพ :๏ผj/ ใ€‰ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใƒผ- ใƒŸใ€€๏ผผ๏พ‰โŒ’ยด
ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ๏ผโŒ’,๏ผˆ(๏พŸไปŽใ€€ ใ€€ ' ๏ผฟ๏ผฟใ€€ '''ใ€€ๅŽถใ‚ค๏พŸยด/ /ใ€€ ๏ผใ€‰ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ‰ใ€€๏พ‰
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ /๏ผใ€€ ใ€€ โ€ฒ๏ฝ€๏ผนยด๏ผผใ€€ ใƒฝใƒผv๏พ‰ใ€€ใ€€๏ผใƒŽ๏พ‰)/ /-๏ผ๏ผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โŒ’ยด
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ฝŒใ€€ ใ€€ : ใ€€๏ฝค๏ผผใ€€๏ฟฃ ใ€€ ใ‚ค:../ยด๏ฟฃใ€€๏ผพยด๏ผโˆจใ€‰
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ |ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€:.ใ€ใ€€`o ๏ฝฐโ‰ฆ ใ€€๏พ‰:/ใ€€, ใ€€ ใ€€ /-โ€๏ฝง}๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ____
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ /| ใ€€ ใ€€ :.} ใ€€8 ๏ฝ€ใƒฝ rใ:.:ใ€ˆ๏ผ}ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผใ€€; : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :๏ฝ€`ไธถใ€
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ //,|ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/ยด Y(_)ใƒฝo+๏ฝฅ๏พŸ๏ฝ€ยด}ใ€€}๏ผฟrใƒŽยด ใ€€ใ€€' : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :๏ผผ
ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€ˆ/ ใ€ˆ|ใ€€ใ€€r'iโ”ใ€€๏ฝค_ ใƒŽใ€€ ใ€€ใ€ˆใ€่พท่พทใ€‘ ใ€€ ใ€€ / : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : : :๏ผผ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€โˆจ/๏ผผ,๏ฝ›,๏พ‰ใทใ€‚ ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€(f7ใ€€ใ€€ |ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ โˆง:ใƒฝ: : :ใƒฝ: : : : : : : : : : : x็ˆปx็ˆปx็ˆปxใ‰
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โˆจ//ยด{ : โ””ใท_ใ‚“๏ฝžใ†7ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ‚“)ใ€‰๏พ‰: : :ใƒŽ: : : : : : x็ˆปx็ˆปโ”˜::::::::::::::::::x็ˆป
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€๏ผผ__ไบบ: : : :โ””{๏ฝฐ:'โŒ’7ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝœ ใ€€/__ใƒŽยด: :ยด: : : : : :x็ˆปโ”˜ใ€€โ””็ˆปโ”::::::::::::::x็ˆป
ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ |ใ€€ ๏ผˆใ†ใ…=-ไบบ : : :โ€ฒใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|ใ€€ ,:.:.:r็ˆปx็ˆปx็ˆปx็ˆปโ”ด๏พใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ””็ˆป::::::::::x็ˆปโ”˜
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ |ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€|๏ผˆโŒ’{ใ†ใ…{ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ } /:x็ˆปโ”˜ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ฝ ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝ โ€œ+๏ฝกใ€€โ””็ˆป:::x็ˆปโ”˜
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€ˆ|_๏ผฟ__๏ผ๏ฝใ€€ไบบ/โˆงใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/็ˆปโ”˜ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ฝ ๏ฝใ€€๏ฝโ€œ'+๏ฝก โ€œ+,โ””็ˆปโ”˜
ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ฝ›๏พ†=-_-=j๏ผ : : ใƒฝโˆง____๏ผ๏ฝคใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ผใ€€'ใ€€/ : : : : '+ใ€€*
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ฝ›๏พ†=-_-=๏ฝโ€œ''ใƒป+๏ฝก,: ๏ผผ ๏ผผ`ใƒผโ€•โ€•โ€•โ€•โ€ใ ๏ผ ๏ผ: : : : : :.:.๏ผ›ใ€€๏ผ›
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ |๏ฟฃ๏ฟฃ |โ€โ€œ''ใƒป+๏ฝก, โ€œ +๏ผผ/๏ฝฐโ€•โ€•โ€•โ€•โ€๏ผœ๏ผž๏ผˆx x๏ผ‰๏ผˆ๏ฟก๏ผ‰: :๏ผ›ใ€€๏ผ›
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ | ใ€€ ใ€€ |ใ€€ ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€โ€œ'+๏ฝก,ใ€€โ€œ'+๏ฝก, : : (โŒ’โŒ’): : : : :๏ฝ€ยด: : : : : ,*โ€™,*โ€™
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝ›๏ผผ๏ผฟ_,๏พ„๏ฝคใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€œ'+๏ฝก,ใ€€โ€œ'+๏ฝก๏ฝ€Yยด: : : : : : : : : : ,.*โ€™,*โ€™
ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ -โ€๏ฝ›๏พ†=-ใ€€-=ใ€‰ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ / ใ€€/ โ€œใƒป ๏ฝก,ใ€€๏ฝ€''ใƒป*โ€ฆ*โ€ฆ*๏ฝฅ'โ€™,.*โ€™ใ€€ .-:โ€•โ€ ๏ฝค๏ผฟ
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ -โ€=๏พ†_่พท่พทๅฝก'ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€/ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ฝ€ใƒป*โ€ฆ*โ€ฆ*ใƒปโ€ ใ€€๏ผ.:ใ€€ใ€€๏ฝ€ใƒฝ ใ€€ใ€€|
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ๏ผฟ๏ผฟ__๏ผ/ใ€ˆ ใ€€ ใƒใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ:๏ฝ€ใƒฝ . : ใ€€ }ใ€€rโ€'
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€ˆ๏ผ๏ฝ›ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ l๏ผใ€€ }ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ /. .-โ€: ': : : : : }:. ใ€€ ใ€ˆใ€€ใ€ˆ
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ | ใ€€๏ฝ›ใ€€ ใ€€ /,ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ }ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€โ€ฒใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /: : : : : : : : : : : }:.:.ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€ใ€€๏ฝฐ ใ€
.ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€| ใ€€๏ฝ›ใ€€ใ€€// / / / ใ€‰ / ใ€€ ใ€€โ€ฒ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ : : : : : : : : : :.๏พ‰:::.:.:.ใ€€ใ€€ไธถใ€€๏ฝœ
. ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผผใ€€ใƒฝใ€ˆ/ / / / ใ€ˆ_/ใ€€ใ€€ / ใ€€/ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ , โ€ฒ . : : : : : ,ใ€€ยด๏ฟฃใƒฝ::::.:.:.:.. ใ€€ l ใ€€|
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ `๏ฝฐใ€ˆ_/ /_/ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ,.๏ฝฒ}: : : : : : : ๏ผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ j:::.:.:.:.:. ใ€€๏พ‰ใ€€๏พ‰
ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏พ‰๏ฝฐโ€ฒ ใ€€ ใ€€ ใ€€ /ใ€€ /ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€€ ๏ผ^i^i๏ฝ: : : : ๏ผใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ๏ฝ›:::.:.:.:.:.๏ผ ๏ผ
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59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


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I forgot something important (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

How do I breathe again?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Relax and contract your anus allowing gases to enter and exit freely.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh right!
Silly me

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

breathing is more difficult when you're high

this thread brought back bad memories of taking too many edibles (they take a while to kick in so I got impatient) and not realizing how potent they were and then feeling so high that I thought I was gonna die

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Sageru dogmas (86)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

58. The terminals with gold filigree are for the landed nobility only. Peasants will be permitted one hour of remote access every Saturday.

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

59. sageru is a rip off and you can't get your money back

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

60. The dick is always right

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

61. No being silly

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ITT: We come up with new offensive slurs towards ethnicities, women, religions and more (31)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Try to make them different from existing slurs. Let's get creative. Not rhyming them with existing slurs (higger, funt, yike) = bonus points.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's pretty close to "axe wound," so you don't get any points for originality.

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

CCTV penis/vagina
A slur for Japanese people. Genitals in their porn are pixelated so they look like an image on low quality security camera.

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31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(ใ€€ใƒป< o o >ใƒป )
For people with big dumb noses
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Help (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Help! A witch stole me penis.

How can I get my penis back!?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Balls gone too look like ugly ken doll now.
She look like a hag had saggy boobies and hook jew nose.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She sounds cute. You should do what >>2 suggested and make love to her. (She'll probably have to peg you, since all you have is an anus now. I hope you like butt stuff.)

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who needs a penis anyway?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tried but witch just screeched at me and taunted me by waving my penis at me I tried to grab it she just cut me across the face.

Need penis no penis no life.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Maybe "she" used to be like you, and got so tired looking for her old penis that she stole yours. Don't end up like that, steal another mans penis now while you're young.

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The "pedo problem" of Lainchan (18)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

From Lainchan:

"Lains, there is a real issue that we need to discuss here today.

There are a large number of pedophiles in the #lainchan IRC who are
giving shame to our community. Clearly, they are only interested in
cypherpunk as a means to "safely" indulge in their perversions.

While we were discussing the issue of the morality of bestiality in
the chat today (in short: it is wrong), the pedos began crawling out
of the woodwork and defending indescribably obscene acts, desires, and
prior acts, while several other users began discussing illegal
filesharing networks and websites featuring media depicting child
sexual abuse.

A few of us were surprised, shocked, and horrified by what was going
on. Sadly, there were no mods around. I went to go "blow the whistle"
in #general, hoping to get some kind of moderation going on... and how
am I rewarded...? Some asshat issues me a permanent ban from the

My name is [redacted], I have been going to lainchan for several years, and
been part of the IRC since its founding days. I've contributed code to
the site, made plenty of other contributions (inc. financially), and
attended meetups. And it all ends this way. Perma-derezzed for giving
the staff a heads-up about illegal disgusting content on the network.

This is just sad. I hate to see what Lainchan is becoming. "

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Does sageru have a Daedalus problem.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This reads out like a copy-pasta me thinks.

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18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how is it and why is it that pedos always have connections on a website? tf?

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (106)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Good (bad?) luck brought me my first relationship a while back. Now, bad (good?) luck has made me single.

Now comes the part I hate...


Wherein I have to crawl back to my apartment,
Back into my own bed, which I've slept in for the minority of the time.

Then open my laptop, and crawl back to my waifu who's been waiting for months,
Change all my desktops and lock screens back to her, sheepishly...
My walk of shame's not over yet, though.

Because then I have to check in on all the places I thought I'd outgrown,
And browse all my imageboards and textboards and French river fishing forums that I'd ""left behind"" in my big leap to normalcy,
Flipping through every channel from 1 to 99, and maybe I'll hit some 420 later too, who knows.

I then have to pause, and think about how perfectly I looped back to where I was before it all.

Square one, but not. The most boring part of New Game+ is always those first few chapters.

After dinner, I'll have my first fap as a free man again. My Pornhub account probably missed me as much as the waifu.
I could really use a hard-nipple hug.


103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am here, and I must continue.
I look down before me, and I cannot jump off.
I look ahead of me, and I will have to get there.
Not why, not now
But it has to happen, but how?
I must continue getting there.
I cannot look down,
Time will force me to overcome.
Not a matter of choice, it must happen.
I cannot stay here forever,
that would not be entertaining.

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to be wanted
by someone
to call my own
she could be flawed, just as I am
I'd be hers and she'd be mine
but instead, nothing
no one for me
as I am for no one
can't blame anyone but myself
a bottomless pit of emptiness
emotional void
the abyss of sadness and loathing
spiraling downward
a mere shell of a person
pretending to be real
the plight of an unperson
I want to feel alive
I want more people in my life
friends and a partner to listen to
to love, to help, to make memories with
feeling alone even around my so-called friends
they don't even know who I really am
no new notifications as per usual
I could die and no one would notice
until my decaying body stank up the apartment complex
a meaningless existence in a meaningless world
in a meaningless galaxy in a meaningless universe
working useless jobs and feeling useless emotions
but I don't have the balls to kill myself
so I'll just keep on being miserable until the end of my days

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

These feelings, truly what is their essence?
How do they come into being?
Are we damned to feel such burdens weigh upon our backs?
When will the day come when these feelings lose all value?
How has man not given up on his biggest source of pain?
For I am like steel
There is no feel, and no fact
To make myself an object
of this near-ending world
I need not sense
I will move like the water does,
like the spear strikes.

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I had a liquid shit again
too much coffee and beer and unhealthy food

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ITT we post in tongues (41)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yifi bagbam
yifi bagbam
yifi bagbam
ofo ofo ofo idi

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Binsams valaka hansams, nit cheonsams yamaka haonsams. Deg meke tamalaika toro e mahimani dabeshike valti ma kanku de tilde ma sanshunaiku tlepla apumata kongo ar. Je batameta odee he kamag tlat vesmusina tlanta kamau inarinarinari kemua tami okoe panta. Cham magbit tlam tamas kokopooe huna mi henu nga hane huri, vag halda komori mg chense masi. Dlag ma tlagmas va tlenze chem hiita hlel kamau kire avameku onte inkamau otarete amte kamgina konto i telu mala. Boashe minte kum ginu maltu vagra pente gorashe baskep mindu etlu te amamarinele pensopukyotele amamarinyo, kamagutwa wantarinso velekepe tara mag shatsu barinti nga wo. Ele kinya marinz! Ele kinyu marinz vita kon ina wo. Ele shinyu barinz! Ere shinku valinz nama hon ita bo. Choen gwa makti bsen voen ga makti cheo talek yamek torin jinna epaut muli kana okwef.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Amekalaikiku tamakali iki tavalu ekeka makapuku teleteke pepu tamalaku kakapuku tamapi tamalivenekita nitamite kikamuli tala. Tialapaku tamenetita vakamalu kametutu keke pa matapu akametini takamalu vene ikipipu tetie. Amukalae iekake akumalaneke ukutiutie kiua kamalapepi kamakatupi tialetita piepie. Ta nukuteke taka tekemeke tukuma akatiki mukuputu. Velemavilakatikipalakanamelukilitame a koku tatu ni. Temula kikeu teme.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Human Rights!

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Booo bap bidi bodiboom bap
booo bap bidi bodiboom screeee
Booo bap bidi bodiboom bap
Booo bap bidi bidi bidi wicked

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon pon

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ITT We write a RAP! (21)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My name's Lance Armstrong and I'm here to say

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bringing pain, yellow black and fucking insane, I float like a butterfly and sting like a train

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Choo choo choo yo you hear that sound? Thats the motherfuckinest sound around

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Starring me and the crew, in theaters this summer in surround sound

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i put my finger in the ground, watch as i turn the whole world around

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nigga nigga nigga nigga

dope fresh


hell naw

bish nugguh

dat mine


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