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What the fuck is a "vagina" anyway?
>>10 It is sort of like a penis, except it doesn't take up nearly as much space, and you can store things in it. (Imagine never having to worry about accidentally squashing your balls again!) So basically nothing like a penis at all.
If I had a vagina, life would be all right.
vaginas bring periods and pregnancy, there is nothing alright about that.
tired of this ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! shit im seeing everywhere
change it so you need to enter your full name and social security num ber
If you don't like the default, enter your own name, Django.
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it's about time we started getting proof of residence with this shit
I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
May 20, 2013.
I have managed to travel back in time.
I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.
>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.
As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.
May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?
HORSE IS DOG
CAT IS DOG
HORSE IS CAT
Everything we see, touch, taste, smell, etc. is atoms.
We are all atoms.
Everything = atoms.
ATOMS EVERYWHERE
>>18 Everytime we touch we feel the static.
The complex, psychological idea behind the whole thing is fucking huge.
These are apparently the most innovative web sites.
huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/29/most-innovative-web-site_n_406378.html
>>79 Slide shows are the worst use of web tech. And this example is catastrophically implemented.
>>81 I feel like they kind of ran out of material part of the way through too. One of the sites isn't even online any more? Why would you include it in your best sites list then?
>>82 TBF, they didn't say best, they said most innovative - in 2009. Before the great HTML5 hype even.
You have been stung by a bee and died.
You have no way of knowing how much time has passed since, or if indeed any time has passed at all.
You find yourself in the Unholy Citadel of 6ch. You see here the fucking bee, a choir of the damned singing the national anthem of 6ch, and meltingwax's BFF behind the altar.
To offer a sacrifice at the altar, go to >>2
To join the damn choir, go to >>3
To get back at the bee, go to >>4
Halt! If you can by an electric pet, virtually indistinguishable from the real thing, what is to say that you yourself are not a robot, if not literally, then figuratively?
How cool would that be? >>9
Impossible! Do you not possess consciousness? Sentience? Soul? Free will? >>54
Good point. Better get something living, organic, not artificial, a living animal, not something cloned either. >>2
You jack off. You start with your right hand, then switch to your left, you play with your ass. You start doing it two handed, you keep doing it until you're on the edge. Then your ass prolapses and you die.
>>37
You gradually notice that you tie one on, get your slant on, get shit-faced, and get pissed. Unless you are American, in that case, disregard the previous sencence and it's misdirecting wording, you get wasted, smashed, and plastered instead. Which is also confusing, sorry about that. Naturally, you pass out. (That should be unequivocal.) If you were still alive, this would be the notorious night from Friday to Monday, but time does not exist here. Your hangover lasts forever. >>53
You say to the head waiter: Please bring me my wine.
He says: We haven't had this kind of spirit here since the late sixties.
It is getting late, do you want to check in for the night? Once you enter, you can never leave, you know.
That's okay, you didn't have any plans for the afternoon. >>25
Hell no. Find the passage back to the place you were before! >>55
On the menu you find every thing you ever did wrong in your life.
Hard to swallow? Tough. Make with the chewing.
Actually it is tough enough that even the cooks have trouble cutting it with their steely knives. They couldn't even kill the Beast. Little help here?
Get a knife, get stabbing >>43
Save it, it still owes you an arm or two >>56
Please consider this thread "dead" after 2GET and do not "bump" as this disrupts the conduct of the BBS.
Please do not bump!
The Feels: Please do not bump! Top-selling debut album.
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me.
Y u rage, tho? What did the machine ever do to you?
Why is the hellochannel down?
What is your favourite multidentate ligand?