ITT we write a story either 20 or 1 words at a time (20)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Because the author was too fucking lazy to think of a proper beginning, the (hitherto unintroduced)) main characters were attacked

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

by

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ninjas.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

One must take a step back and consider the deeper meaning of this event; the fact that the main characters

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

were just attacked might mean they're shaken up. They need to recover. In order to feel better, they decided to

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

commit

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

their body and soul to Führer and Vaterland.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Disregard that, I misread the title of the thread I am posting in and previously made post number seven, seven.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Japanese ninjas are the worst ninjas in the world, because you've actually heard of them. The best are completely unknown.

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10 I have heard of Irish ninjas. So those are out, too. And British ninjas as well. As well as French ninjas. So what does that leave us with? Batman and Chuck Norris.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Somewhere in this planet there is an alien with weird itchy pods on his skin. Tell him what to do.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
You've obviously heard of Batman and Chuck Norris, too...

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13 Nice Captain Dan reference.

It's funny because they aren't ninjas.

15 Name: mememaster420 [Del]

EPIC LE MEME XDDDDDDDD

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>16
I think the way he used ‘‘XD’’ in his post is also a meme. There could be other memes hidden in that post, but I'm not sure.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17
Using "epic" is a meme. Typing in caps is a meme. Using a silly name is also a meme. "420", too, is a meme. Commenting on other memes is itself a meme. There are indeed many memes on >>15

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>18
am I a meme?

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>19 No, Milhouse, you are not a meme.