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1: ITT we tell a story three words at a time (484) 2: ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (135) 3: Time [TIME] (4) 4: Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (35) 5: Sageru dogmas (127) 6: Internal Server Error (4) 7: Make A____ G_____ Again (2) 8: Make A____ G_____ Again (1) 9: [π”šπ”¦π”±π” π”₯π” π”―π”žπ”£π”±] How to summon [🐝] (592) 10: ITT we shart (12) 11: In this thread we β€Žcheer 6ch admin to show boi pussy! (17) 12: Which characters from the Touhou Project wear diapers? (12) 13: shrine for work (25) 14: Today (8) 15: Anonymous IRC Server (62) 16: ITT we build a story through ASCII art [Experimental] (19) 17: I will gut my anus (21) 18: Is it true that this site design is what Ayashii World looked like? (9) 19: I need to know! (6) 20: Did you see that? (44) 21: How do we make #jp anime happen (6) 22: my mom made me oatmeal for lunch (14) 23: happy new years (15) 24: WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (278) 25: tokiko goes shopping (19) 26: Merry Christmas! (11) 27: Do you ever feel nostalgia? (20) 28: AA thread [sjis] (14) 29: wow (15) 30: hello! (16) 31: [TEA] (Β΄βˆ€ο½€) Delicious Tea Party β˜…β˜… (29) 32: BADPOSTER ATTACKS! (12) 33: Current favorite song [you don't have to choose just one] (17) 34: blogging and stuff (18) 35: ITT we're insane (64) 36: ITT: We come up with new offensive slurs towards ethnicities, women, religions and more (39) 37: The "pedo problem" of Lainchan (22) 38: NO RULES, NO RULERS, NO MASTERS (10) 39: ITT We confess our sins under the watchfull eyes of the pirate man jumping out of an explosion (10) 40: The cross-eyed cat (7)

ITT we tell a story three words at a time (484)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

480 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

with a needle

481 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ass sewed shut,

482 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I cannot shit.

483 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why, loli, why?

484 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli smiled and

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (135)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

131 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now look at all the people posting here
Who, without shame, write words and often care
About the other words and some cold beer
They do not like but still drink on their fare.

The fare is arduous in nature when
You care too much about the mean replies
Which, if you can't ignore them even then,
Make your life hell, and this to you applies.

But if you try to write in peace at all
Don't bother with the scary anons' scorn;
As butterflies don't live in some new mall
The scorning anon watches too much porn.

Pity me then, if I can't have some fun
Without much care, like looking at the sun.

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>132
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

As much as you wish you were in a dream
as much as you want it to be a phase
a bitter delusion of this gay scene
to justify wasting away the days
in all these years, it has not gone away

one's supposed to think that "it must be me"
or else it must really REALLY be you.
yet you still feel it, whatever you do
Yet you still doubt all that which you can see.

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from DQN archives:

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

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Time [TIME] (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I remember posting here when I was 15. Now I'm 27. What the fuck happened?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is fluid here.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

za warudo

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time is an illusion

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Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (35)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaa

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>30
Kill him!

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

too many times to count hahha xd

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spaget everywhere

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't know if my body belongs to me when I walk into a room full of people.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>34
Useful social tip: if a sexy girl tells you she "owns your ass", she's probably lying.

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Sageru dogmas (127)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

92. It's not gay if one of you has a girl's name.

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

93. Kamille is a girl's name

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

94. But only if you want

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

95. Post deleted by moderator.

127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

96. He who knows the 777th dogma knows God
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Internal Server Error (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Please contact the server administrator, webmaster@sageru.org and inform them of the time the error occurred, and anything you might have done that may have caused the error.

More information about this error may be available in the server error log.

Additionally, a 500 Internal Server Error error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Were you trying to post a link or perform witchcraft? That's the only times I've ever gotten that error. Either way, meltingwax needs to make a custom error message, like the "AHHHHH" you sometimes get when posting blocked stuff.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

HTTP status ranges in a nutshell:

1xx: hold on
2xx: here you go
3xx: go away
4xx: you fucked up
5xx: I fucked up

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

F5

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Make A____ G_____ Again (2)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ITT we post: Make A______ G____ Again
Examples:
Make Anime Gay Again
Make Assholes Gape Again
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Make A____ G_____ Again (1)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ITT we post: Make A______ G____ Again
Examples:
Make Anime Gay Again
Make Assholes Gape Again

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[π”šπ”¦π”±π” π”₯π” π”―π”žπ”£π”±] How to summon [🐝] (592)

588 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love all of you. So so much.

589 Post deleted by user.

590 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

🐝

591 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fun bee game: scroll up and down to try to keep the bee on screen at all times. Watch it go CRAZY!

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ITT we shart (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pfffffrt ffttt braapppp florpp pfffff

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7
epic

9 Name: shart [Del]

Liquid shittes

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
nice dubs

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thanks!

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bropppp braaaaaap braap brap fwoppppp brrfffffrrrrrrpppp ffffttttt worpppppp bropppp ha hnnnngh plop splorsh!!!!!!!

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