In this thread we're all lolis (376)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

For real

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Golly gosh, I was waiting all week for this tea party! I've got my frilliest frock on and everything.

Pass the sugar please, >>3-chan.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Here you co >>2-chan

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh my, >>3-chan! You've got some cream on your cheek. Here, let me lick it off.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now, on to some serious discussion. Which is more important in the design of one's dress: frills or ribbons?

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like both, >>6-chan.

8 Name: Lewis Carroll [Del]

I confess I do not admire naked boys. They always seem to me to need clothes -- whereas one hardly sees why the lovely forms of girls should ever be covered up.

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-what do you mean?

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nothing i ever could say shall compare to the conversation that has taken place in this thread. i am not as imaginable as thou, fine sages. fear naught, i doth not seek thy wisdom nor intelligence. i just need to post in thine bread, to assert my existence for i am all too real.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh >>10-chan, you're so cute.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I bet >>10-chan would look even cuter in this dress. Quick, >>10-chan, get undressed and then put this on!

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh! Yeah! Do it >>10-chan!

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't tell anyone, but I secretly have a crush on >>10-chan.

15 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         |    /
       <</:::::/     ∠゙、::ミ  
      /::::::/ フ _,、_  ノ   I-I want to step on >>10's penis!
        i:::;::::L、___し'イ ー'フ 
     :,:::,::::: ||'´ |二二´_>F:::::
     ::,:::,::::( !!) |-r―'ヾ、」::,:::::

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Psst, >>17-chan, what does "penis" mean?)

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

( >>16-chan, isn't it Sanskrit for "tail"?)

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-why would you want to step on someone's tail?

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That would be rude, >>15-chan.

(Psst, >>16-chan, I've looked it up on Wikipedia (Simplified English), don't listen to >>17, it is not Sanskrit, she is such a liar!)

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love my Onii-chan! He's so kind and handsome and brave. I want to ask him if he can find out why my pantsu keeps going missing, but I'm too embarrassed.

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I will ask him for you, >>20-chan, but only if you let me marry him.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What do they look like, >>20-chan?

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

M-my pantsu? Well, um, they're soft and white, with cute frills around the top and a little pink ribbon on the front, and they're really absorbent which is good for when I get too excited and accidentally pee myself.

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>23-chan! Are you wearing them right now?

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-well, I didn't have any left because they were all in the laundry, so, um, no...

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why are they in the laundry?

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

U-urusai! I don't have to explain it to you! Baka!

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You wet yourself, didn't you?

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hate you, >>28-chan! I'm never inviting you to a tea party again!

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>29-chan! That was mean!

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't get too excited, >>29-chan, remember you are not wearing any pants!

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want a pony for Christmas!

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34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33-chan, that's far too lewd, you can't say that here! My cheeks are flushing red at the very thought.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>34 What did she say?

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

D-don't make me repeat it, >>35-chan. It was dirty.

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36 Oh, okay, sorry, I won't.

But what did she say?

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What made it so dirty?!?

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Sh-she said she w-w-wanted t-t--
It's no good! I can't say it!

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>39-chan, if you believe in yourself, you can achieve (or in your case say) anything! Now go on...say what you have to say; get it off your chest.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I believe in you, >>39, you can do it!

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Okay, deep breaths. Deep breaths.
She... she said th-that she wanted... to take off her p-pantsu and... and... and s-sit down on her Onii-chan's face...!

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

T-that's forbidden love!

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

B-But my Onii-chan said it is alright.

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Um, I've never done it, but, why is that so bad?

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But will it feel right?

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well, your poor Onii-chan would have great difficulty breathing with his nose and mouth smothered by your soft, pillow-like thighs. I mean, just imagine it, the poor gentleman gasping for breath as you firmly press your bare crotch to his face. Think how he would struggle as you wrap your legs around the back of his head, trapping him with a vice-like grip between your nubile loins. Why, I'm sure it would be deeply troubling and uncomfortable and not at all pleasurable for everyone involved.

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You're wrong, it felt good!

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I can't possibly believe a claim like that at face value; indeed, I think I'd need a thorough, in depth first-hand account explaining fully what felt good and how before I could even begin to consider it.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>47 I was inclined to believe you, but my loins are not nubile yet. I think. I mean, how would you marry a loin? Is that a thing? Could I marry my onii-chan's loin, for example? I'm sure it's nublie enough for the purpose.

Not that I would. I mean, unless I could. Maybe.
What would it be like? >>48-chan, what is it like?

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Silly >>50-chan, nubile doesn't just mean marriageable! It also means "sexually attractive", according to ttps:// "Nubile" is only used for girls, so your Onii-chan's loins would be "eligible" instead. And adjectives don't always refer directly to what they're describing; think of, for instance, "a busy street".

I'd totally marry my Onii-chan's loins if I could, though.

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>51-san, you big meany, don't call me silly because of my ignorance! Not everyone is such a bookish bookworm such as you, you bookish bookworm, you!

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ufufu, well I suppose we can't all be refined, knowledgeable ojou-samas like myself.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This just got a little more interesting. ポップコーン!

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You are so full of yourself. You're a mean one, >>53-san, and I don't like you.

You really think my loins are sexually attractive?

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That >>53-san is so mean. I think we should start our own tea party and not invite her.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>53-san is not nice..

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I heard that >>53-san doesn't even like kittens.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Uwah? How can you not like kittens? I hug my cat every day!

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I tried to hug a cat once and it scratched me. Cats aren't that great; everyone knows capybaras are much better.

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>60 Try hugging your own cat. I would never touch someone elses cat. That would be rude. Except if she really wants it. But even then.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can I hug you, >>59-chan?

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not a loli, what do?

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>62 O-okay, but only if I can hug you, too.

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We're all lolis in this thread, >>63-chan, even you. In a parallel universe I was once a fluid dynamicist, but now I'm a loli. I never look back.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Loli? I literally only know like one Polish word and I love it. KURWAA? Don't even know what it means but it is fun to say.

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>66-chan, that's extremely unladylike language to be using!

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If I'm a loli now, does that mean I can sell my underwear to perverted businessmen? Because that would be kinda cool.

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm sorry >>67-chan, I didn't know. Please don't tell Onii-chan on me!

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I did that once. He was really weird and creepy about the whole thing. I wouldn't recommend it.

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What happened?

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He didn't want clean ones, he wanted dirty ones. He actually asked me to wear the same ones for a whole week! It was disgusting! And he insisted that I let him watch me take them off so he could be sure I really had worn them! And then after all that, he took my underwear and refused to pay!

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>72 You should report him for theft. Where do you even find people like that?

74 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He said that if I did that he'd show everyone my dirty underwear and say that I just gave them to him... So people would think I'm the one who's a pervert!

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>74 You did give them to him, you pervert! Why, I give my underwear to my mother to wash. Oh wait, maybe that is perverted, too…

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Doing anything with pantsu is lewd and perverted. The only way to win is not to wear them in the first place.

77 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>76 But what if someone saw?

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why, that's all part of the fun, >>77-chan! The thrill of transgression, the liberation from social norms, the threat of exposure, the feeling of wind blowing across your bare crotch! Ehehehehe!

On second thoughts, perhaps I'm a pervert as well.

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80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>78 I don't want to get in trouble!

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If you get caught, just smile innocently, giggle and say you didn't know any better.

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I really do don't know any better.
Would I wear not no pervert pantsu underwear if I did?
A-are you trying to trick me into trouble, >>81-san?
>>20-chan, did you ever get in trouble?

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shh, don't worry about that, just drop your pantsu and let's go.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

T-this thread is dirty!

85 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey everyone, I've got a brand new box cutter! Anyone want to help me test it out?

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only if onii-chan comes with! You are weird and I don't want to be alone with you >>85-chan!

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't be silly >>86-chan, it's just a harmless little box cutter. You aren't a scaredy-cat, are you?

88 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Would it be wrong if I said I was >>87-chan? Please don't make me do this ;~;

89 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Are you really >>87-chan? If you aren't, that would be lying. Lying is definitely wrong.

90 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like your sweater >>85-tan.

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         /           \   
        /              ヽ  
       ./               ハ
      /ヘ/Nヘ /l /i /Nヘ/L    |
      .イ// /ヘ///  / |        | 
      | |i/レヘ/ l/|_l,//  ! .|ト、i ト   | 
      |    iルレ`ヽ  | イ斗‐ |liレjヘ|    Was that a fucking joke, >>90?
      |    l!<´oヽ   レr'o弌!|N/ヘ|    I will not be made a fool of!
      >、lリレハ `¨     `¨  ノ  〈 
      /   __rヘ   、,     / ,  | 
      |  Y´   ヽ ー==‐  ノ  ヽ トv-――-――-y―‐-、
    /レヘ/    ノ `  ‐ r'     ) .!          |     Y⌒ヽ__
   /        \   /      )/|                ハ  |_ _)ニニニフ
  ./           `´                         lー―‐'
 /       N E V A D A

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>91 yo bitch the hell is up with dat arm??

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Some people wonder why women idolize pychopaths, are willing to wait for criminals to be released from prison to marry them, some wonder what Dr. Quinn sees in Mr J. But we know Natsumi will not be wanting for suitors when she will finally be released from prison in 2013.

The way I heard the story she was someone who stoically stood up to a bully.
But is that what actually happened, or wasn't she rather herself the bully?

Whatever the case, at least she is not like the Slenderman girls.

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

L-let's just get back to our tea party, shall we? Please?

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You're right >>95-chan, time to get back on track.
Now, I've seen Onii-chan giving dirty looks to that big-bobbied Nee-san from his class, when she brought him his homework while he was sick. Is there any way I can make my breasts grow faster?

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ah, I mean big-boobied. Gosh, this is so irritating.

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-well it is embarassing, but when m-my onii-chan started suckling my breasts, they became a lot bigger. Oh God what did I just say!

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My Onii-chan says he prefers smaller breasts. He's always saying things like "You look cute with such a flat chest" and "I hope you stay this way forever" or "If you ever grow up I'll kill you and then myself". He's so sweet.

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Start taking birth control pills. Also, if your onii-chan isn't willing to suckle them for you, I've heard that using a breast pump also works.

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-what is all this talk about suckling! This is super dirty! And what do you mean "If you ever grow up I'll kill you"! Have you spoken to your parents or Sensei about this? And don't get me started on b-birth control pills or b-breast pumps! You're all making fun of me. You're so mean!

101 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey >>100-chan, where are you going with that box cutter in your hand?

102 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's not a box cutter, it's a cox butter. I don't know what that means, Wikipe-tan is no help, but it seems it is something "I'll tell you when you're older."

103 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm taking it away from you >>101-chan, you're obviously not mature enogh to handle it. And you sit there and think about what you've done.

104 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DAE like to feel dirty? I like to jump around in the mud until I work up a good sweat. It makes it so much more satisfying when my Onii-chan gives me a sponge bath afterwards, even though my Okasa disapproves. But watashi-no, she's old.

105 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You were right, >>83-san, I feel both liberated and exhilarated! Like as if I was transgressing a major taboo. I hope this feeling will last.

Do you have any other suggestions as to what else we should try?

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Transgression! Yes!

I feel like mischief. 😈

Let loose the tongues of war, and cursed be The Man who says when!

S-speaking of tounges… 👅 uhm… Yaranaiko-sasensei… uhm… I noticed you around… and… uhm… I find you very attractive… would… um… w-would you… uh… w-(what am I saying!?!!) 😰

🍝 mom's spaghetti

108 Name: she who fights drummers [Del]

Why is this happening?
Stop persecuting me!
All of you!
Just stop!

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

[I don't think the word transgression is part of the loli vernacular, keep that in mind for further characterizations]

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Good heavens! I am cognizant of an inchoate micturition event in my petticoats!

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We ol' English lolis now.

G'day maties, spot of tea un' ya?

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I do say, I would be quote delighted.

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There is plenty of room.
I'm glad they started with riddles. I think I can guess that.
I did say what I mean. Or at least I mean what I say. That is the same thing.
You ought not waste your time with riddles you don't know the answer to, that's transgressive.
I am not longer than a mile.
Who cares about you‽ You are just a pack of cards!

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Put another pot of tea on! I've brought us a lovely Victoria sponge. Now, who wants a slice?

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It seems hardly proper to deny such a generous offer.

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Here you go, >>115-chan! There's plenty to go around. Onii-chan helped make it, and he says he put extra love into the icing.

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want the bear pajamas.

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Say gals, how about a slice of Onii-chans spotted dick? My 'dick is the best 'dick you will ever taste!

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't know about that; I mean, I've had some tasty dicks in my time...

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm sure the flavour of my thick, creamy custard will change your mind, >>119-chan!

121 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Mmm! Mmmmf! Oh, it'sh sho thick, it hardly fitsh in my little mouth! It'sh overshpilling all over my chin! (gulp) More! Moooore!

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want the bear pajamas.

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

They are pretty cute, aren't they?

Maybe for Christmas...

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bad news everyone. Onii-chan talked to me as I was on my way to the bathroom and said that >>140-chan is coming to our tea party. Her mother called and begged that we spend time with her, since she has trouble making friends and goody two-shoes onii-chan agreed.

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh no! Not >>140-chan!

126 Post deleted by user.

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why, >>127-chan, what did she say?

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

She said we were all fat and stupid!

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


131 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hi >>130-chan! That's a lovely summer dress you're wearing. I like the ribbons.

132 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's just awful!

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I know! I mean, maybe it's true >>79-chan isn't the brightest flower in the garden, but we are not fat!

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yo homegirl ya dig mah threads? i can hit u up wit mah man, he sells legit gucci for cheap, yo.

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Everyone, I think >>134 might be a yankii)

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Don't be so insensitive, >>135-chan! Poor >>134-chan was simply never the same after that incident with the fluid dynamics textbook.)

137 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Smoke Weed everyday

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

F-fluid dy-what? Please use words I understand, >>136-chan..

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>140-chan is almost here..

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

H-hi everyone...

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>138-chan, maybe it had something to do with lighter fluid.

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My mom said lighter fluid is dangerous and you shouldn't breath it in!

143 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh, it's far scarier than that! I'll tell you, but only if you promise not to tell anyone else...

Long ago, >>134-chan's Onii-chan fell in with the wrong crowd and ended up studying fluid dynamics. The convoluted, nonsensical nature of things like vector calculus and turbulence left him haggard and drawn, spiralling into misanthropy, bitterness and despair. Poor >>134-chan, however, wanting to find some way of helping her Onii-chan, snuck into his room one night, stole one of his fluid dynamics textbooks and read it in secret.

They found her the next morning, splayed out on the floor in front of the textbook, covered in sweat, muttering fitfully under her breath about Blasius' theorem and Kelvin-Helmholtz instability. She fell into a coma and, when she awoke, had lost most of her higher brain functions, hence why she speaks such strange gibberish. We still let her join in our tea parties though; I mean, after all, at least she's not as bad as >>140-chan.

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


145 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yo i dunt know no fluid dynamos and i dont appreciate u talkin behind my back. just u wait till my onii-chan arrives and u gonna git it.

146 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOBODY is talking behind ANYBODY's back here!

(>>143, we are not talking about anyone behind their back here, are we?)

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't know what most of those words mean, but it sounds bad! Poor >>134-chan..

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hi everyone!

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, >>148-chan! Thanks for inviting me to your tea party. I've brought along some loose leaf Earl Grey for us to enjoy, so put the kettle on and let's get started.

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thanks, >>149-chan! I-I'll get to it right away!

151 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gosh, did anyone else get caught in that rain shower? I'm soaked all the way through to my pantsu! I suppose I'll just hang my clothes up to dry over here and hang around in the nude for now.

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I guess we should all undress, I wouldn't want to make >>151-chan feel excluded!

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

baka, just give >>151-chan a towel and stop fooling around. she might catch a cold!

154 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Okay... but can we still undress?

155 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, that would be awkward.

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't want to take my clothes off! I went to great lengths to acquire this beautiful frilly dress, and I'll be damned if I'm not going to sit here and look cute in it.

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


You cussed! I'm telling your mom!

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, I cussed, and I'll do it again! Damn! Damn damn damn!

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I-isn't something bad supposed to happen when you say that three times?

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's right, >>159-chan; if you say that word three times Onii-chan comes and... punishes you with an egg whisk. Watch out, >>158-chan!

161 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But she said it four times! What happens then?

162 Name: >>158-chan [Del]

Oh, hello there, Onii-chan!
Um, well yes, I did cuss, but...
Yes, I know, but...
Wh-what are you-- ah!
Aaah! Ahahaha!
No, stop, haha, that tickles!
Ahaha, no not there-- hahaha!
Aaaaahahaha! Stop! I can't-- ahahaha!

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shouldn't we help her?

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gosh, I didn't know you could do that with a whisk.

Anyway, more importantly, have you seen that freckle on >>157-chan's butt?

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>164 Do you think it is malignant?

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Um, I'm not sure what that means, but I think it looks sort of like Australia.

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>166, you tease! It's clearly a heart.

168 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

a cow heart, maybe.

169 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shut up! I am not a tease!

What does that even mean? Onii-chan called me it once when I sat on his lap.

170 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i heard it was like bullying, myabe you shulndt sit on ppls laps becauese u can hurt them?

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Oh no, is that the fluid dynamics girl again?)

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Australia isn't malignant, I'm sure of that, but maybe a cow heart is?

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Oh geez, who invited her?)

Can you drink ice-tea at a tea party?

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Only if you drink it out of a china cup and stick your pinky out and everything.

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Isn't iced tea just tea that has gone cold? Why would you drink that when we have hot tea? You can have hot tea, >>173-chan?

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I guess I'll have some hot tea then. I won't need sugar, thank you, I'm sweet enough!

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

C-can someone help me with my maths homework? It's super confusing!

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

More Earl Grey, anyone?


Why did you bring your homework to my tea-party?

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

W-well, it's just that it's a really difficult problem, and I hoped that one of you could maybe help me solve it... pretty please?

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes, please, >>178-chan.

>>179-chan, I don't see what's so hard about it. Couldn't you just rotate the school girls to get the most pairings?

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But if you rotate the schoolgirls then people will be able to look up their skirts! Also all the blood will go to their heads. That's definitely not a good solution.

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Maybe try using a vertical axis instead of a horizontal one? I'm just guessing, I never was much good at geometry... Some dizziness will probably occur with this solution, but that's a lot better than perverts looking up skirts!

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It should be a simple match-making problem, but I don't understand any of it.

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I... I'm lonely.

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Aww, >>184-chan, don't be, we're all here. Would you like a biscuit?

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Th-thanks, >>185-chan. I feel a little better now.

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My ochinchin feels weird.

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hear that massaging it lightly can help relieve discomfort. Here, let me show you.

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think you actually have to massage it pretty vigorously.

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Careful, >>189-chan! A girl's ochinchin is a delicate thing, you know.

191 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Psst, did you hear about what >>200-chan did? I can't believe she got away with it!

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

And she didn't even use any butter!

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh god how horrifiying

194 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I agree, that's terrifying!

H-hold me, >>195-chan.

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

B-baka! Don't hug me! We aren't in a relationship you know!

196 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But how can I not hug you at every opportunity, >>195-chan, when you're so cute?

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Get a room, you two!
(And let me watch. I want to know what getting a room is all about.)

198 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh my gosh, is that >>200-chan?

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

S-stay away from me!

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You've got some nerve showing up to our tea party so casually, >>200-san, after what you did!

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh? Is that the proper way to address the student council president?

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I heard you burnt the scones!

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh no, it looks like we've ran out of tea! >>205-chan, would you mind buying some more from the convenience store?

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Golly gosh, you're right! I'm setting off right now. Unless I get in any hilarious unlikely adventures, I should be back around >>215. You'd better not eat all the biscuits while I'm gone!

206 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh no, I ate all the biscuits!

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Alright! Everyone, lets bake biscuits before >>205-chan gets back! What ingredients do we need?

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Uhh... flour?

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


Err, I mean, butter!

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I never heard of cocaine! Is it tasty?

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think it's the black syrupy soda? It tastes fine by itself, but as an ingredient on a biscuit? Ew, no.

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh no, >>205-chan's going to be back any minute! What are we going to do‽

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Quick! Mix all the ingredients in this bowl!

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Quick! Store this cocaine in your bowel.

216 Name: >>205-chan [Del]

Haa... haa... I... I'm back. You won't believe what happened! On my way back from the konbini, a bunch of big burly men appeared out of nowhere, grabbed me and took me away in a helicopter! They said I'd been mistaken for my long lost identical twin sister (who was the princess of a small southeast Asian nation), and that my life was in danger from assassins trying to kill me, thinking I was her. Sure enough, the assassins had been watching, and shot down the helicopter. I only barely had time to strap a parachute to my back and jump out before the entire helicopter collided with the ground in a big fiery explosion.

I landed in a vast forest in an uninhabited mountain valley, just as night was falling. I knew I had to lay low in case the assassins were still looking for me, so I spent a few weeks subsisting entirely off berries, mushrooms and water from the mountain streams. I encountered a pack of wolves, who took me in as one of their own, and taught me how to hunt, navigate and defend myself using nothing but my bare hands and teeth.

One day a tremendous storm came, and I took shelter in a deep mountain cave. While I was sleeping, a band of dwarves found me and took me back to their capital: an enormous, elaborate city deep underground, carved out of the rock itself. They took me to the palace, where they gave me beautiful silk clothes, more food than I could possibly eat, and a small army of servants to do my bidding. It took a few months to learn their language well enough to communicate properly, but once I did, it turned out the reason they'd taken me was because I looked exactly like a goddess from one of their legends, who was foretold to come from the surface and lead them in battle against some sort of terrible monster that lived in the deepest caverns.

They dressed me in full war armour, and gave me a ceremonial war hammer and a squad of twenty of their bravest warriors. I was terrified, but I couldn't back out just like that! After a long descent through the dark, winding caverns, we arrived at the lair of the monster. It was a weird irridescent metal disk, embedded in the cavern wall, covered in glowing arcane symbols. A doorway sprang open and I cautiously entered.

The monster turned out to actually be an alien from outer space, who'd crashed there millions of years ago, and couldn't get away because his spaceship was buried. Over time the entire mountain had settled on top of him. He had tried to contact the dwarves when they found him, many years ago, but they just ran away thinking he was a monster. I ordered the dwarves to bring the spaceship back to the surface so he could fly away back home. On the way back up I told him my whole story, and he was so grateful for everything that he offered to use his short range spacetime teleporter to send me back to just before I left the konbini.

I agreed, but something about the teleportation went wrong, and I ended up stranded strip naked in the middle of the Sahara desert! Naturally, I--

Wait a minute, you ate all the biscuits, didn't you! Even after I told you not to - I'll never forgive you!

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You know >>216-chan, that's a pretty bad excuse for using the tea-money on ice-cream. I hope you get a big, pudgy belly and legs you glutton! Now we're out of tea and biscuits!

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The man across the street cummied in my tummy!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't know what cummied means! Did he slap your tummy or something?

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do you mean curried? Like as in curried favour? Or did he literally give you curry, which then ended up in your tummy?

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey everyone, let's go to >>222-chan's house! I hear she's hosting a tea party.

222 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Onii-chan will you help me put on my panties please?
you know I can't do it since my arms got blown off in the war and i have to get ready for my first day of middle school.

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On second thoughts, let's not go to >>222-chan's house. She sucks at pouring tea with her teeth anyway.

224 Name: Avery Morrow [Del]

i wanna cover a tiny japanese schoolgirl's naked body in sushi, and bring all of my friends over to eat it off of her

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

this avery morrow thing is really not funny anymore

226 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Avery Morrow needs to suck my loli girl cock

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's the matter? Afraid of the next hottest meme of 2016? Still want to live in 2007? Let me remind you of what memes were popular then.

  • Chocolate Rain
  • Rickrolling
  • Scientology
  • What What in the Butt
  • Mentos and diet coke
  • Demotivational posters
  • Lol Wut
  • Chuck Norris
  • Numa Numa

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This tea party is weird! I don't understand what any of you are talking about!

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm scared of the bees cries like a little girl

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

someday you'll both figure it out
The memes are the cancer

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Believe in yourself, >>229-chan! You'll never fulfil your lifelong dream of being a world famous melittologist unless you can overcome your fear now!

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh no, I spilled tea on my dress! What should I do?

233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ask mommy

234 Name: [Del]

B-but she'll be angry with me! Isn't there some other way? Oh, doushiyou!

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I-it's no good... I can't live with this shame...

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236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Stop hanging your dolls in such a macabre fashion please. Nobody finds it amusing.

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>237-chan, a-are you all right?

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There's nothing I hate more than communists

242 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There's nothing I love more than bees.

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I know, right? I just want to cuddle a bee so much, to wrap my arms around its big fuzzy thorax and let its proboscis rest lovingly on my shoulder, as it stares at me with those big, expressive compound eyes.

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If i could just become a lolibee.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Let's do the waggle dance together, >>244-chan!

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll just move my b~butt like this "wiggle waggle, wiggle waggle"

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hmm... if I'm interpreting this dance correctly, based on the duration and angle relative to the sun, you're saying there's some yummy nectar in the vicinity of Onii-chan's pants?

248 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not allowed to hang out with my Onii-chan anymore >>247-chan... We would practice butt wiggling alignment to the lunar eclipse.

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


250 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please don't shout random nonsense like that, >>249-chan! No one finds it funny but you.

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shhh, >>250-chan! Don't interrupt >>249-sama's abstract performance art!

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please, >>249᠎-chan, continue.

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

(Psst, >>255-chan, what does "anal" mean?)

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Isn't that when you're really particular about something? Something like "I'm really anal about keeping my desk clean" right?

Maybe they're scatter-brained and they want their onii-chan to help them become more orderly?

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think it stands for Association of North American Lolis, but I'm not sure...

257 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Indeed, >>255-chan. Freud distinguished two main fixations during anal psychosexual development, the anally retentive, whom are the neurotic and obsessive kind, and the anally expulsive, or the impulsive, careless kind. Unfortunately, his approaches at psychoanalysis are wildly deemed to be pseudoscience by modern psychology, but we derived the coloquial use of the word anal to mean obsessive from his theories!

Whoops, I mean DUDE ANAL LMAO.

258 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


I meant to write widely here, please forgive me, 255-chan!

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yo bampu pantsu

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's that, >>259-chan? You have a bump in your pantsu?

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

umm, I think you should get that checked out.

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh wow, >>259-chan, you really do have a lump in your pantsu! What is that thing? It's all big and squidgy!

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well, I like to keep a bath sponge handy in my pantsu. Never know when you might need one!

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>265 chan, what is a nakadashi? My oni-sama keeps mentioning it...

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ehh, >>264-chan, you mean you don't know what nakadashi means? I've been nakadashiing since I was five years old! I nakadashi all day, every day. You might as well just call me the nakadashi princess. I always have a nakadashi first thing in the morning and last thing before I go to bed. Why, I'm probably nakadashiing right now. In fact, I once nakadashied so hard that I completely forgot what nakadashi means. So don't ask.

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's ok >>265 chan, I know you and your new middle school friends are so cool. You don't have to embarrass me like that in front of our tea group pals like >>267 chan. WAH! *storms off abruptly *

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

more earl grey anyone ?

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Yes please, >>267-chan.

>>269-chan, what's the matter? You look awfully uncomfortable.

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't think keeping a sponge bath in my pantsu was a good idea after all!

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Geez, everyone has such spacious pantsu, I'm jealous.

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm not wearing any pantsu, I hope a light breeze doesn't catch my sundress when I go bug catching with >>273-chan later in the rice patch behind her parent's house. I hope i get to see a ladybug.

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A ladybug? Come on, >>271-chan, you have to be a little more ambitious than that. I'm going to try to see an Atlas Moth, or maybe a Queen Alexandra's Birdwing!

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Maybe if you're really lucky, you'll get to see one of these!

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yes, it is a facebook image. i'd recognize those jpeg artifacts anywhere.

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow are you an artifact detective, >>275? I found this ancient egyptian amulet and I want to know if it's cursed.

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did you find it in a tomb? If you found it in a tomb, it's definitely cursed and you're probably already dead.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hi everyone! It's my beloved Onii-chan's birthday this weekend, and I want to do something nice for him. What do you think he would like?

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My Onii-chan's birthday was last week. I just asked him what he would like, and all he asked for was something really easy to do, if a bit embarrassing... Maybe you could do that?

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ee~, really? >>280-chan, what was it? What was it?

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think you already know >>281-chan, teehee

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Well, first he asked me to show him my pantsu, but I wasn't wearing any... I guess seeing that I wasn't wearing any was good enough for him? He seemed really happy~

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I w a s r i d i n g t h e t r a i n t o d a y, w h e n t h i s e c c h i h e n t a i t r i e d g r o p i n g m y b u t t! G o o d t h i n g I b o r r o w e d >>284 ' s p a n t s u, o t h e r w i s e I t c o u l d o f b e e n r e a l l y b a d.~

286 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey >>285, w-what color are they?

287 Post deleted by user.

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's disgusting, >>287-chan! Why would you ever say something like that‽

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey, um, >>290-chan, this is a little embarrassing, but... would you help me practice... k-kissing? J-just as friends, of course.

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>286. t h e O n e s f r o m >>284 c h a n w e r e l i m e g r e e n. T h e o n e s I l e f t at home w e r e s e m I p I n k a n d h a d 1 s t r I p e t h r o u g h t h e m t h a t w a s a d a r k e r s h a d e o f p I n k.~~~

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>290-chan didn't answer >>289-chans question!
Did they have a fight?

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

S o r r y. >>291 , I h a d to r e s p o n d t o t h a t q u e s t I o n f r o m a f e w w e e k s a g o. I w o u l d be v e r y n e r v o u s to k I s s y o u >>289 ~ c h a n b e c a u s e I m n e v e r d o n e I t b e f o r e. M a y b e y o u s h o u l d p r a c t i c e w i t h s o m e 1 e l s e

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's okay >>292-chan, there's nothing to be afraid of. Just sit down on the bed next to me here. Okay? Now, all you have to do is lean forwards slowly, and I'll tilt my head to the right and you to the left -- No, wait! My left, your right -- then, once we're close enough that we can feel each other's breath on our face, we shut our eyes and close that little distance between our lips. Just a light peck, at first, but then on separating we can both see something wanting in each other's eyes. Without a word we lean in again, this time without a trace of hesitation, and, like a kitten lapping at milk, press our tongues forwards into one another's mouths.

The dam is broken, and we abandon ourselves to instinct. Like waves crashing against rocks, we throw our bodies together, breast against breast, hip against hip, thigh against thigh, fingers running through one another's hair and tracing down one another's spines. The air is filled with the wet slap of tongue against tongue and faint, muffled moans of transgressive pleasure. At this point, all it takes is for one hand to slip under the hem of the other's negligee, groping upwards towar--

Err, s-sorry, I think I got a little bit carried away there. Anyway, >>292-chan, it's just a practice kiss between friends, so it's all okay.

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>293-chan, you pervert! You just gave me an erection!

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's that, >>294-chan? Give you an election? I'll have you know this tea party is an anarcho-communist utopia with an entirely consensus based decision making process; we've transcended the need for democracy.

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>295-chan, I don't know what an analcho-communist is, but I think I'd give the first one a try.

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Accepting kiss from girl

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Come here and let me give you a smooch, >>297-chan!

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you guys

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


302 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


303 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wet sloppy smooch

304 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


305 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think all this smooching has gotten terribly out of hand!

306 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I agree >>305-chan, we should go back to just cuddling.

307 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm just a loli playing with my PSP

308 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Onii-chan installed cfw on my PSP and now I can play GBA games on it!

309 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My poor little loli brain can't handle all these TLAs!

310 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thank you, everyone! Now that I've had so much practice kissing, I'm going to go wake up Onii-chan a big, long, passionate smooch, right on the lips.

311 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My Onii-chan just sat me down and told me to never, EVER give him a sloppy, wet smooches between his legs because it'd be an extremely mean prank to play.

I don't fully understand why he brought it up, but I'm gonna try it out when he's sleeping. He's gonna feel so stupid for telling me about such a good prank! I guess i'm just too smart for my poor Onii-chan to handle.

312 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


313 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]



314 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh my~! looks like you dropped something onii-chan~. here, let me pick that up for you (leans over without bending knees) . it looks like i cant grab it, it keeps slipping out of my touch. can you give me a hand onii-chan~? this is A LOT harder than i thought it would be. thank you so much for helping! i really couldn't do it without you!~ smoochies and nuzzles ~ ~ !

315 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


316 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


i say the f word

317 Name: moot!Ep8pui8Vw2 [Del]

a- am I finally a little girl?

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319 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pssst! hey! want to hear a bad word >>321 chan? you cant tell >>320 chan though... it will be a secret between us gals!

320 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You're so mean >>319-chan I'm old enough to know a bad word too!

321 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tell me, tell me!

322 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ok >>321-chan. leans over and whispers into your ear psst "~-`~-'~-" psst. isnt that so funny!

323 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I heard rubbing your breasts make them bigger, is it true? I want to have big breasts like hotaru-senpai

324 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What are breasts? Sounds like something weird...

325 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>324-chan, they're the best bit of chicken to eat, without any nasty bones in them. I agree that having nice big servings of chicken breasts would be nice, but I don't think rubbing them is going to do anything if the chicken's already dead.

326 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey 325-chan, I heard that 324-chans parents are too poor to buy boneless chicken breasts. And they have to buy the ones with the ribs attached

327 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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328 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>327-chan, I, um, think you look r-really cute today.

blushes profusely

329 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eehhh, I'm not that cute, >>328-chan...

blushes, rubs back of own head, looks to the side

330 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey girls, does anyone fancy playing doctor?

331 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I do, >>330-chan! sticks a sewing needle in your arm There! Now you won't get diseases!

332 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ouch! Oh, now you've done it!

Nurse >>333-chan, please restrain inpatient >>331-chan while I administer 50ccs of merciless tickling!

333 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You mustn't, >>332-chan! Remember the Hippocratic Oath!

334 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Excuse me, nurse >>333-chan, but you are to address me as doctor >>332-chan at all times, thank you very much. And I don't know what hippopotamus oats have to do with anything!

335 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Weee Wooo Weee Wooo im an ambulance!

336 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

337 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

338 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid eggplant....

339 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eggplant? >>336-338-chan, you're silly! It's called an aubergine. I mean, who in their right mind would call it an eggplant? It looks nothing like an egg!

340 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It doesn't matter!!
Ahhh! I'm gonna go crazy if I can't get a big hard eggplant in my cunny soon!!

341 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>340-chan, you just get sillier and sillier! Nothing goes "in" your cunny, that's simply where you pee from. You might just as well try to put an aubergine into your belly button!

342 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh dear me, I've seem to have made a habit of inserting things inside m-my... My....

A-anyhow! That's besides the point, I'm scared! I keep looking for larger and LARGER objects to insert. I'm only a small girl, but I can't even get the same dizzying feeling a finger used to give unless I use a big, hard, solid bee....

343 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Opps! Seems i left my tape recorder on. That was between me and my oni-chan. You girls didnt have to hear that!

344 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This tea party has been getting a bit weird... let's just do some nice, normal girly things, shall we? Ooh, I know! >>345-chan, let me brush your hair, and then >>347-chan can tie it into braids. I bet you'd look really cute like that!

345 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Brush my cunny hair

346 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Kyaa! It's so thick and wirey! I wish I had a beautiful patch of rough black hair like you

347 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The hair in your private place isn't long enough to braid, >>345-chan... Why don't we just play house instead? >>348-chan will be the mommy, >>349-chan will be the daddy, and their teddy bears will be the kids!

348 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

goo goo ba ba drools

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350 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hi everyone! I'm a loli! My name is Annabelle Claire Fullbright. I have long, silky blonde hair that I usually wear in a braid, but when I feel comfortable I let it down. My right eye is blue and my left eye is purple. My favorite color is green and most of my shirts are that color for that reason. For bottoms, I wear black tights, or ripped jeans that go to just below my knees. My favorite kind of shoes is crocs (fashion police please no bully). I'm somewhat reserved, but I'm a kind girl. I tend to react violently in situations which I strongly feel are unjust. My interests include collecting china tea sets (we can use one, but you have to be careful with them!), 20th century American folk music, and Renaissance era ceremonial magic. Pleased to meet you, everyloli!

351 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Wow I really like you

352 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like you too, >>351-chan!

353 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nyanpasu everyloli! Today I discovered a genre of music all about us: lolicore! Isn't that just awesome?

354 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh wow, you're right, >>353-chan! Just listen to this album:
Ahh, don't those melodic, dulcet tones just perfectly encapsulate life as a loli?

355 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I m so excited to meet other people who also happen to be lolis on here! At first, I thought I was the only one who wore frilly under coats, elaborate stockings, & such cute dresses. I'm so glad a great community can host our gatherings. I've been a long time member here but it is always great to see bright new faces. In fact, I see some today. You don't need to be nervous but it's fine if you want to be left alone. We have some fine tea & home made biscuits that Lilly & Charlotte made. They're rather scrumptious if I do say so myself. Here, have a bite! ~num num~. It's made with a special ingredient but I really can't say what. "Hehe". DING DING. Oh is it that time already. It's our annual hand holding session. We also encourage you to embrace your fellow loli with a nice hug if you feel so inclined. It can really brighten up someone's day! After the seminar is over we take turns walking each other home. No loli left behind.

356 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>No loli left behind

"Where's Manami-chan?"

"She went to get more cookies."

"In the kitchen nya~?! But it's about to be overrun nya~!"

"Kyo-chan, where are you going?"

"I'm going back in!"

"It's too dangerous nya~!"

"No loli left behind!"

357 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like this album. Thanks for sharing, >>354-chan! fistbumps

358 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey, um, i-is it okay if I join this tea party too?

359 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The tea partys are for everyone!

360 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Everyone apart from >>358-chan, that is. I mean, we have to maintain some standards, you know.

361 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who wants to eat pocky from both ends with me~

362 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Don't worry onii-san
I can't get pregnant yet~

363 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


364 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


365 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now I'm pregnant

366 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Uso deshou?! 365-chan!! We'll fix this somehow!!!

367 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Psst, >>368-chan. What does pregnant mean?

368 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Shouldn't you ask your older brothers about such hard things~~~?

369 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm bored. Let's build a pillow fort!

370 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll get the pillows!

371 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'll get the fort!

372 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

burp he he

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sure is comfy inside this here pillow fort

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

I think pillow ofrts are ocmy f too

376 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3- >>375-chan? Are you okay?? Did you hit your head?
But that's strange... it's a pillow fort...

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