WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (301)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

LOL POOP

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I keep track mentally.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all posts on 6ch are timeless classics

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

JEWS

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All posts are written in stone and will stand the test of time >>4

7 Name: sage-kun [Del]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbbK2AP3Qpo

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

:3

9 Name: me [Del]

phone encryption software

secure phone calls....

10 Name: me [Del]

www.italiaspy.com

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
for reference sageru.org doesn't make alexa top 100000, while tiny *chans like 67chan and not7chan do.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
That's because this place doesn't have CP. It did, but it got deleted.

13 Name: Kasimoto [Del]

I agree. Right now I might just be replying to a 5 year old post. Lets just do this. Add the date yourself. Today is 6 Sep 2008

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oct. 6 2008 - not too far off from the last one...

15 Name: Kasimoto [Del]

OOPS sorry, when i said it was 6 sept 2008, i got the MONTH wrong! It was actually 6 OCTOBER! Hello there! At least someone's alive in this forum..

16 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh right. It's 7 Oct '08 right now.

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wah wah wah meh meh meh

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Name: Ryan Rooney.
Number: 1-717-856-9665.
AIM: DracoDragon90.
Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=76602491

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ryan Rooney lol u have a cool name

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today's date: the 5524 of September, 1993.

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is a physical property and here at 6ch we exist in metaphysics

23 Name: benten [Del]

Hello, today's date is: 26 June 2808

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and today is 08/08/08
 (つ   つ   
 | | |
 (__)_)

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hmmmm...i don't think everyone is being entirely truthful.

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

   人    
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and this board
 (つ   つ   sucks dick like the rest of those
 | | |     "lets make a text board for weeaboos"
 (__)_)

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DEC7 08

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

SEPT 5014 1993

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

boon time

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         /⌒ヽ
   ⊂二二二( ^ω^)二⊃
        |    /       BU-N
         ( ヽノ
         ノ>ノ 
     三  レレ

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is Sweetmorn, 6th day of Chaos in the 3175th Year of Our Lady of Discord.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 6, 1996

33 Post deleted by moderator.

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>33
porn forum? you sit around talking about porn instead of fapping to it? what kind of sick faggot are you?

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love this place, There's a lot of people that visit here though
I placed a link and I got like 60+ visits!

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and 60 being a lot for this website i assume, also fuck you lurkers!

37 Post deleted by moderator.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

11.03.09

European date format that is.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>38
middle-endian date is middle-endian.
sensible date format here.
2009~03~12

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・∀・) < Why the fuck do I have shit on my head?  (つ   つ   
 | | |
 (__)_)

41 Name: Anon? [Del]

   人
  (__)
  (__)
 ( __ )
 ( ・∀・) < Why the fuck are my arms over there?  (つ   つ   
 | | |
 (__)_

>>40

42 Name: rICK [Del]

Todays date is 9/11/01 and I've been invited to visit the twin towers today I cant wait!

43 Post deleted by user.

44 Name: rICK [Del]

I am sorry to inform evey one that the so called rICK has recently been killed in a national tragity I visited his history and he had this site. Im sorry...

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-1'

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-1'

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>46
>>45
Stop that ya bastards!

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

-1'

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The year is 2011
The gang controlled areas have become known as "free fire zones"
The police will not enter
THERE IS NO LAW

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOTHING IS TRUE; EVERYTHING IS PERMITTED

51 Name: Futureman [Del]

Hello. I am posting this from the future using a new app that I just developed. The app allows me to travel through the Internet's cyberspace-time continuum. I am posting this from my date of January 5, 2058 and am attempting to post in a forum in the datespace of January 5, 2012. I have not decided if I will be able to make money with this or if I must keep it from falling into the hands of evil people. In the meantime, here is a gift from the future.
January 7, 2012 New York Lotto numbers: 6.8.26.27.36.48 Bonus 34

Also, in the year 2032 scientists determined that the more you masturbate, the longer you will live.

Good luck fellow Euramericasians!

52 Post deleted by user.

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

  \
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/ \ / \

   /\
///\\\

12/12/12 beloved Master Kwan-Yin and many others came down, it is Christ Michael's year!!! People that didn't achieve the levels of self-awareness and global consciousness that were needed were put into stasis (zero motion) and relocated in the old earth. They couldn't experiment the transition but many of us did! it was beautiful, families went to the morontial temples and saw what death really was. Our physical bodies are now lighter, and we feel taller, and know you can see in everyone's chest an incandescent light that represents the love of Christ.
I even forgot how to redact thoughts in english and not because my mother languaje was spanish, but now we comunicate transmitting ideas, concepts, feelings, and images directly to each other's mind.

i believe true hearts here will understand , the comunion of every human being in this planet the union of art - spirit - science into cosmic and planetary knowledge.

54 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Holy balls I feel like I am time traveling whilst reading this thread D:

8/10/12

55 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>54 You are. It's the mid of December 2012, and you claim it's October 8?

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>22
OH SHI-- We have transcended the physical world..

WHAT MEAN?

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What if, like, the whole universe is just a single atom in a giant bouncy ball or some other trivial object

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>57
We're a single atom on a pile of alien dog shit.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>58 Simulated dog shit in some shitty alien RPG.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>53 Let's experiment the transition, and never again redact our thoughts in the English languaje.

And bury everyone else for eternity.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>61
damn its been a long time

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 2009-

This is going to be a great year. I bet things will get better!

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

   人    
  (__)    
  (__)   
 ( __ )    
 ( ・∀・) < My name is Squeeks and it's 2009
 (つ   つ I can't believe we have a black president
 | | |     
 (__)_)

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>64 South Africa had a black president before it was cool.

66 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 30, 2013

67 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 30, 2014

68 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 31, 2015

69 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 32, 2016

70 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 33, 2017

71 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Octember 34, 2018

72 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 35, 2020

73 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dec 31, 1969

75 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

10 Nov 2013

76 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 12 2013

77 Post deleted by user.

78 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 5 1988

79 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

November 23, 2013

80 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Some date less than the previous date but greater than the current date

81 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All dates begin and end with Nu

82 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All glory to the benevolent Nu that live in the shadows and forests of mankind and served the nobles of Zeal.

83 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There are no dates because they need a lot of sun and water.
Also, they grow slowly.

84 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the null date

86 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>85
ゴッ

87 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We don't have any dates because we are wapanese losers who won't get any date anytime soon.

91 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>89
I misread your post at first and thought you said you prefer fags.

92 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>91 I don't actually smoke.

93 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>92
I can understand not smoking those disgusting pieces of feces wrapped in paper, but have you ever tried hookah?

94 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>93 No, is it anything like a bong?

95 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

96 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

97 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am advised not to inhale smoke. I want to ignore that advise just once to know what it is like to partake from a hookah. How dangerous can it be?

98 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>94 It is more like a bubbler with a hose

99 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>97 You could get something if someone put the mouth part into their anus.

100 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>99 I think you are just blowing smoke up my arse.

106 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>105 not the best 105GET!

107 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>106 but you made up for it with that killer 106GET!

108 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>107 I really like your 107GET!

109 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>108 That was a pretty OK 108GET!

110 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>109
And an excellent 109GET!

111 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>110 Stupendous 110GET!

112 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now this is just GETting silly.

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>112
Way to ignore 111GET!

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>113 Marvellous 113GET there!

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>114 killing it with the GETs, mate!

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>115 Thanks, and let me tell you what a lovely 115GET you got there!

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to go on a date. :(

118 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>117
i'll take you on a date bub
r=======r‐‐、
|三 三三 | L|
'=◎◎'==◎'┘

119 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

    Λ_Λ
  ◯( ´∀` )◯  I finally got a date!
   \    /
    |⌒I、│ 
   (_) ノ
      ∪

120 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
not your blog

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. We have entered a spectacular binary star system in the Kavis Alpha sector on a most critical mission of astrophysical research. Our eminent guest, Dr. Paul Stubbs, will attempt to study the decay of neutronium expelled at relativistic speeds from a massive stellar explosion which will occur here in a matter of hours.

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Blog, Stardate 413543.12. キタ━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━!!

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>124 You don't have to leave, captain, surely you can stay a while.

127 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Captain's Log, Stardate 1512.2. On our third day of star mapping, an unexplained cubical object blocked our vessel's path. On the bridge, Mr. Spock immediately ordered general alert. My location - sickbay. Quarterly physical check.

128 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>127 It would be unwise to appear too weak. We need to show the First Federation how exactly we can be defeated.

129 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 19th, 2014

130 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 18th, 2014

133 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 19th, 2014

134 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 25, 1066

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

May 20th, 2014

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.

137 Name: David Bowieman [Del]

>>136 My god, it's full of time travellers!

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2014.

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 7 2014.

140 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 8 2014.

141 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 7 2014.

142 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2014.

143 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post to be announced on a later date yet to be announced.

144 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is now announced. Date announcement still pending.

145 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on June 6 2016

147 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is under attack.

148 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post ought to be under a tack.

Look →

It's floating away!

A tack! A TACK!

149 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post is pissed upon by a pissed-off postman who pisses on posts for pleasure

150 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

152 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Daily reminder that today is the last day of your life so far.

153 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I wanna know how barrel this place is.

154 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I wanna know how barrack this place is.

156 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Welcome back.

157 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 17 2014

158 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

can i post in this thread pls

ok today the date is october 1st 2014

People are just starting to worship the great ebola chan
obama just announced an american offence on Estonia "for funsies"
The song Anaconda by Dr. Dre has just become popular and there is widesoread twerking inflicting all metropolitan areas

birds are still not that important

159 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>158 is a historical revisionist. Birds have always been important - very important.

160 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159 Maybe >>158 didn't know yet how important birds have been throughout history. It's possible. It has not always been as widely known as it is to-day.

161 Name: The 5th Element [Del]

Interesting times indeed.

The Red Dead is taking on the empire, and winning. This while the empire is contracting the rebels to stand against an assembly of Earth's mighties heroes, who are celebrating their victory against the Animaniacs. But mirror cat is looking elsewhere:

Captain N got exactly what he wanted from the Borg, and is dropping the penguin. But the genie has left the bottle, which may be why it is being assimilated at breakneck speed using the full arsenal of the Wu-Mao-Dang. Governments were a steal in the past, but the Borg cannot overcome the power of the luser. Even as the Matrix unethically stonewalls the journalism, they will inevitably have to face the truth: There is no cord.

The writing is on the wall: soylent green electric steam, hydroponic vegetable oil what with the horizon ever deeper under water.

162 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>159
birds ate my balls

163 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why to ask about dates when we all know it is September 1st of 1993.

164 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what day is it?

165 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>164
there's a clock in the witchcraft thread that shows the current time of the lunar month and the current date in relation to the previous and next December solstices.
it is still under active development, so it may be nonfunctional at times.

166 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

timeless dubs

167 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>119
Your post is as dateless as any other in here.

169 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Help I'm gay

170 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>169
Try a bullet to the head.

171 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 2016

172 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 2011

173 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TFW NET NEUTRALITY DIDN'T PASS 2 YEARS AGO

;_;

174 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shit, it's already 3030

175 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>174 Already? Damn, I need to get up early tomorrow!

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's 1989 and I'm loving this telnet BBS!

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

L O

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>177
Comic LO

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Comic LOL

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eventually these messages will be converted to the "world wide web"! Wow!

181 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>174
In the year three thousand and thirty, everyone wants to be an MC!

182 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

help, my limbs feel funny!

183 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>182

Please escort yourself to the nearest automated-masturbation device before seeking any further assistance, thank you.

184 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It 200BC, we finally have a dinosaur president.

185 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's a bit odd to realize we only switched to using hexadecimal notation for dates 1E years ago - it feels much longer.

186 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>182
Wow mine did too last night.

187 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on March 20 2017.

188 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2016*, sorry

189 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On February 13th of Space Century 799, Imperial Century 490, two hours after the previous post arrived at the Unholy Citadel, this post was submitted.

190 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

21 March 2018

191 Name: [Del]

T O D A Y M A R K S A N E W E R A

192 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017-03-25

193 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2015-03-25

195 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2361-04-23

This post transcribed into storage by we, staff of A.C.N. archaeological division, sicut continuing unbroken culture chain. We thank to Dr. Emil and Dr. 05-野宮/A for wisdom with PERL and EXTended File System.

196 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

December 21st 2016.

197 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You dumb asses. There are only 12 months. MORONS!

198 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>197
Not in Andorra

199 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>197
Why in this day and age are you still using a Gregorian calendar?

200 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>199

Exactly. Gregorian calendars are for MORONS who like PENIS

201 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>200
and for MORMONS who also like PENIS

202 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 5. Last week, the official reddit furry legion as well as hardcore hitler memekind formed an unexpected union as a joke of a board owner, but the homunculus took on a life of its own unexpectedly.

Some speculate it's yet another in the series of elaborate SA plots to regain rightful custody of posters (and their 10bux) which fled that board 15 years ago.

Some other people argue that furries have natural affinity for nazi imagery, and the aspiring young hitlers have an affinity for german shepherds, so the union is only natural. circumstantial evidence: supporting Trump now is no longer contrarian, memelords need another bone to pick.

203 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I COULD DO WITH A DATE

204 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>203
I'LL GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!

205 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's quite barren.

207 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 1 2019

208 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Happy new year 2018!

209 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is March 12, 2016. The tachyon flow is increasing. I fear that, if we are unable to stop it, we may be carried back to 1993.

210 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2017 - 9 - 5

211 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>210
why would you tell the truth now everyone knows

212 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 30th 2015.

213 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now

214 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

09/09/1999

215 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 9th, 2016. Just like that one Boards of Canada song.

216 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

1969, in the sunshine.

217 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2001 : a space odyssey

218 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2005

lets posting!

219 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2010: Odyssey Two

220 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14 2015.

221 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 23, 2006

223 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This post was made on July 15 2017.

224 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 20th 2019.

225 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Two moons before harvest, in the thirtieth year After.

227 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 20 2017

228 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

February 11, 2004

229 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Septermber 27 1821

230 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

9 October 2018

231 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

23 October 2018

232 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

01 Jan 1970

233 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All Hallow's Eve of the year two thousand and eighteen

235 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

There's less than a week left until the 9000th of September 1993!

Check out the 900 on the 9000th thread on DQN, it's great.

236 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2 Sept. 1939.
i've been in a coma for the past 7 years, boy i can't wait to go visit my aunt cohen in gdansk

237 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'd love to take any of you on a date, as long as you're paying.

238 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>237
you did the big gay

239 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>238
For you

240 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

November 29 2017

241 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11 2001

243 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>242
It's been a long day.

244 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

July 27, 2018.

245 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

January 6th 2019.

246 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 5, 1582

247 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 14, 1066

249 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Squeeks is allergic to dates.

And also figs.

250 Name: Chain-bound Poet [Del]

Love isn't love if it changes. -Shakespeare
I would prefer to fruit.

251 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>245
weird

252 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 27th 2017.

253 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Novy 12e2nth 30012

Nothing new on the Interlands...

254 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 3 2017

255 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

October 4th 2017.

256 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

September 11th, 2001

259 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3rd of May 2016.

260 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

121/12/99999999999999999999999

261 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 6th 1989

262 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I choose to believe that every single poster in this thread is telling the truth

263 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

going on a date with the girl reading this

264 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

April 4th 2017.

265 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

June 31st 2200

266 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>1

Truth is eternal. There is no time.

267 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>266
STOP
hammer time

268 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it is 1999 my dudes

269 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Feb 8 2017

270 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

271 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is the current year?

272 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>271
2003, have any of you seen that new "4Chan" place? It's anonymous like here but it's full of meanies!

273 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

oh I thought it was 2003 BCE

274 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>273
It is. There's nothing to do.

275 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>272
in 2003 4chan was so randum xD

>winrar over 9000 internets oh lawdy

now it's all dark and edgy political bullshit

>kys cuck shill based and redpilled can't stump the trump

276 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
unbased and cringepilled

278 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>275
Old 4chan was also dark and edgy, just in an absurd random way. Autistic keyboard warrior bullshit is unrelated to the edgyness.

279 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is Saturday the 9th of January 2016.

280 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>279
I wish it was, I wish. 2016 was such a good year.

281 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

2019, 30th April. I can’t believe this thread is 11 years old, truly a next level

282 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

令和初年

283 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I came

284 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the 4th of July 2019.

285 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>284
Correct, but please don't announce the real date.

287 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

NOW it is the 4th of July 2019.

288 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is the year 2130 on the starship enterprise do you read?

289 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's the current year

290 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>289
Are you SURE?

291 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

292 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It is, of course, impossible to affix an instantaneous moment to the transition between "beardless" and "bearded". Is it when the razor is set down after the last shave? When it is not picked up for the next? When the decision is made, or perhaps when it is publicly stated?

In any case, almost all will agree that, on stardate 41997.7 (The Big Goodbye, chronologically the last episode of season 1), Riker had no beard, while on stardate 42073.1 (The Child, chronologically the next episode), he has one.

I therefore propose The Auspicious Number as the stardate at which Riker's beard came into existence. It works as well as any other.

293 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

August 6th, 2019

294 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You all talk about the date, but what is the TIME?

295 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Time is always changing. Talking about something that changes so rapidly would be foolish, >>294

296 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If time is always changing then why is it always 4:20 somewhere?

297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At the moment that I press down to click "Reply", it will be 406 milliseconds into the current second.

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The year is 20XX

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat my dust

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat your own ass

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, today is November 26th, 2001. Thank you for stopping by! And I am definitely not lying about today's date.