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ITT We write a RAP! (26)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My name's Lance Armstrong and I'm here to say

22 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

are you gay
are you gay
i'll see you in hell

23 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

wait a minute
are you a faggot

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WEST 歳

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

god what a sight
stop eating our food
do something you trash
at least clean your room
you don't even talk about you
nor me
or others

do you feel your youth
do you feel it
in your bones
in your bed

do something

is it so hard for you?
it isn't for the others

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Minnie ears round like their asses
Picture on Instagram wearing glasses
Shit, you know I fucked that bitch on Space Mountain
We've been in Adventureland, season passes

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tengu (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

jew people

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2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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Sageru IRC (30)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey guys, did you know the Unholy Citadel has an IRC network? I found it while looking through old threads. Come join in on the fun at irc.sageru.org :)

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ATTENTION #JP, I AM FROM THE FUTURE DELIVERING THIS MESSAGE FOR THE MANY PURPOSES OF AWARENESS. THE CORONAVIRUS (COVID-19) VACCINE POSSESSES AN EXPERIMENTAL, PSYCHOLOGICAL DRUG WITH THE ABILITY TO ERASE SPECIFIED MEMORIES -- THE SAME DRUG THAT WAS USED ON THE RETURNING SOLDIERS OF WWII ... YOU WILL CONTINUE TO HOLD YOUR RIGHT TO DECLINE VACCINATION, HOWEVER THIS IS NOT WITHOUT PUNISHMENT. THOSE WHO REFUSE WILL BE SENT TO CAMPS -- OR THE ''COFFINS'' IN SOME CASES -- WHERE THEY ARE ISOLATED FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD AND THE REST OF AMERICA ... YES THIS IS ALLOWED BY THE CONSTITUTION IN TECHNICALITY. NO IT IS NOT MORAL.

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

who is this strange man sending a message from the future back to 1997?

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ogga booga

29 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You need to manually whitelist the cert, it's self-signed. In weechat, do

/set irc.server.sageru.ssl_fingerprint "63D0E2E3667A371C658AB5B25685B9879661D2A6863FDDCEA228FAACBF44BFD8"

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>irc: connection refused

i cant connect o(TヘTo)

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IRC (2)

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[AMA] Hi, I'm Tokiko, Ask Me Anything! (65)

1 Name: Tokiko [Del]

Hi, it's me: Tokiko, also known as Bob, sibimet, and 4x13. I'm the Underboss of Sageru and the cousin of Meltingwax in real life. Ask me anything! (as long as it's not about what happened at bible camp in 2005)

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I have some really incriminating dirt on tokiko! He's a criminal! It'll take a while to type up, so wait for my next post.

62 Post deleted by tokiko.

62 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The sorcerer has returned

63 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Holy shit

64 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I went through a phase in my life where I had really bad paranoia and I couldn't dismiss the idea that Tokiko was psychically tormenting me every day, he was in my Skype address book and I didn't know how and he kept posting little digs and accurate things about my life on DQN. I think I added him while I was high and also made those posts myself when I was high, like this one. Hi me, you made this post too, don't worry!

65 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>64
you need help and a bong hit

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this website is Gay (1)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it fucks the Butts of male Persons and doesn't say "no Homo"

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ITT we tell a story six syllables at a time (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Today is my birthday.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But only for today.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Tommorrow is different

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

, you shall be a loli.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

But the day after, you

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shall be an ageing man.

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uh oh! stinky! (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pffft Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I bet he just wanted to try saying "I'm beginning to think there are far too many poop threads on Sageru."

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

youtu.be/PsDdRW_jf_o?t=84

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We want poopies!

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

test

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

haha peepeepoopoo

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Declaration of the Founding of the New #jpsie Brotherhood of Poop (53)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.

No pissers allowed.

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i cum so hard while hurtling through space toward a decommissioned space station. slowly, i pull my knees to my chest and close my eyes as my bowels begin to expel hundreds upon hundreds of beautiful, symmetrical turds, brown as the day is long. i laugh like a young girl as my turds drift aimlessly behind me; they are as butterflies to a child frolicking in the fields of elysium.
i approach the station's docking port, flaccid cock in hand, and prepare to float gently into its inviting confines. i extend my cockless arm jubilantly, as to celebrate the majesty and depth of space, and thank jesus christ for this ultimate gift and blessing. but suddenly, my outstretched arm collides with the outer rim of the docking port, and the trajectory of my quaggy body is violently halted.
the fates afford me barely enough time to turn my head before the turds arrive. one thousand turds, each one seemingly larger than the last. i try in vain to cleanse my eyes of the shitsting, but succeed only in smearing my own fecal matter into a fine asspaste, which slowly seeps into my eyes and nasal cavity. i inhale three hundred and twenty four Space Turds; my lungs are permeated completely with my own shit. i hang lax, spirit broken, defeated by poop. i will never be the same. i am forever a shit faggot.

50 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

         n    人     人     n
       (ヨ )  (_ )   (_ )   ( E)
       / |  (__)   (__)   | ヽ  50GET!! GOOD JOB!!!
       \人/( ・∀・)∩(・∀・ )ヽ/  人
   _n    (_ )u    ( ⌒)   uu)∩_  (_ )
  ( l   (__)    ./,. 人     i ,,E)__)
   \ \ (・∀・ )   / /_)   ./ .ノ( ・∀・ )    n
    ヽ___ ̄ ̄  )   / /____) ,/ ./ ̄    \    ( E)
    / ̄| .  人 / / ・∀・)  / フ 人  ./ヽ ヽ_//
    |  |. (__)       /   (__)   \_///  
    |  |. (__)\  人 ヽ    (__)    / /人 
  ,―    \( ・∀・)  (__)    ∩ ・∀・)∩  ./   .(__)  
 | ___)   |  ノ   (__)    〉    _ノ  / ∩(__)  
 | ___)   |)_)  (,,・∀・)   ノ ノ  ノ   / .| ( ・∀・)_ 
 | ___)   |      ( O┬O   .し´(_)  .// |    ヽ/ 
 ヽ__)_/  ≡ ◎-ヽJ┴◎

51 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm constipated...
Uoooooh...
It's coming...

52 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

farted

53 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

shidded

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this is a bread crumb on the path in the woods (3)

1 Name: Sinclair [Del]

so i won't lose myself

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

two raods were divergin in this wood
and at the end of one road was bushes
and the other road was full of nothing
and then you needed to decide which road to take
so you left a breadcrumb so you can decide later

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Birds, birds, birds!
Birds ate our breadcrumb trail.
Birds! Birds!! Birds!!!!

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