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ITT we tell a story three words at a time (923)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

919 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is boring around

920 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

here. The story

921 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is nearing its

922 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

end, yet closure

923 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What is this place

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マジスレ (7)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The person who reads manga saying the SFX aloud when alone.
This person must exist out of all of the people in the world, so who is it?

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That person surely makes all the voices of the characters and now could work as an excellent voice actor.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It sounds like they'd like to be reading it to someone, but someone like this obviously has no kids.
Perhaps they should read it to neighborhood cretins, a modern day kamishibai.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

do you think they wave the book around to copy the actions as well

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
I hope so, that sounds pretty fun. Going a step further, what if someone made a series of plays out of something like this? Has this been done before? Just a bunch of people passionate about a certain manga writing up a play for each chapter or something.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (60)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaa

56 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every time the room gets loud I have to cover my ears and escape the room.

57 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Walked into a small bar and immediately excused myself from the room when I realized I was underdressed.

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>57
Walked into a small bar and immediately excused myself from the room when I realized I was undressed.

59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

People need to stop dapping incorrectly, you’re making me look like the fool

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What's dapping? Upside down padding?

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uh oh! stinky! (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pffft Uh oh 🙈 Stinky! Poop 💩 hahahahaha 😂 Poopies 💩 Funny poopies alalalahahaha 😂😂 Funny poop 💩🤣 Poop funny 🤣 Weeeeee 😆😆 Haha yay more poopy💩 Good poopy 👍 Poopy funny 😆 hahahahaha 🤣 poo 💩 poo 💩 poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩poo💩 funny 😂 Yay fun poop 😆💩 hehehe poo 💩 Poopy 💩 yay poop make me happy 😊 happy 😊 happy 😊 hahahahahahaaa 🤣 uh oh 🙈 I think I made a poopy 💩 Poop in pants no diaper 👖 That's funny 😂 hahahaha 😂😂 Oopsie 🙈 Poopy underwear now 💩💩 hehehehe 😂 We want poopies! We want poopies! 💩💩💩 hahahahaha🤣hahhahahhaaa🤣 Poo💩 cough POO!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I need to poop but cannot. I think I may have to shit out my mouth instead

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm beginning to think there are far too many poop threads on Sageru.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fool, there are never too many poop threads on Sageru.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I bet he just wanted to try saying "I'm beginning to think there are far too many poop threads on Sageru."

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

youtu.be/PsDdRW_jf_o?t=84

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This is a test (6)

1 Name: This is a test [Del]

This is a test

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a 2get

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a shit (a grat one)

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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…….…………………….¸„-^“¯ : : : : :¸-¯"¯/’ Ceci n'est pas une bitte
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“-„_::::_„-*__„„~”

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is a net, that I just found.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Now check out this six

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Sageru IRC (13)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey guys, did you know the Unholy Citadel has an IRC network? I found it while looking through old threads. Come join in on the fun at irc.sageru.org :)

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Oh, there is none. Now that's what I call VIP quality!

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pisssssssssssssssss

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
Hey! This is a poop board!

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
This thread was originally posted in 1998.

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (180)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

176 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

IM GONNA...
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IM..
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IM GONNA COOM

OHHHH HH GOD IM COOOMING
OOA

AOOHH

177 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm gonna coom! I'm gonna, I'm gonnaaaaaa!!!
Wait. Stop right there.
Y'can't just do it, not right there
B'cause you're gonna get .qqca$**"$"*** all over your dog
Sweet gentle soft fur and you're gonna go to jail, for indirect bestiality
Forget telling who did it, do it in your hand
I don't have hands
I don't have a dog
The floor's swimming with CATS
My neighbor's fucking CATS, got in some how and now I gotta,
I'm gonna, I, I, I'm gonna!!!
OHHHHH GOD IM COOMING OOOAAAHHH

178 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Please answer my text message
You millenial fuck, I know you're not that busy
You and I both know this
It's not that big of a deal
So please, you shit, reply posthaste

179 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This is outta the blue,
but believe me its true.
Just between you and me,
a cat is fine too.

180 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You smiled a little wider.
"You're cute like this," I thought but didn't say
Not because I was nervous,
But because your adorable awkward grin revealed canines the size of steak knives.

Seriously, what the fuck were those other teeth
I think I'm seeing a vampire

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ITT we post our violent fantasies [VENTING] (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A lithe mousey girl with shoulder length brown hair stabbing me to death with a kitchen knife in a hexagonal room with beige wallpaper lined with bookshelves. She initially rushes at me with the knife but is surprised by the fact that I do not resist her at at. Slowly and deliberately she covers me in knife wounds. I collapse.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>3
People often conflate mice with rats. There is no year of the mouse after all.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like females who resemble cows.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I want to be spanked. I want to beg and plead to not be. I want to be grabbed by the ear and led to a specific location. I want my clothes taken away from me and I want to be spanked on my bare butt. I want it with the hand. I want it with the hairbrush. I want it with the belt. I want it with the cane. I want to be ordered to count every stroke. I want there to nominally be a fixed number of strokes I am to take, but for that count to be reset for the slightest mess-up. And when it’s finally over I want multiple hours of stark naked cornertime as I bawl my eyes out. With my ass straight-up purple. I want it to hurt when I sit for a good week and a half.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's been a long-standing fetish of mine to enter single combat with a woman, in a sexual way. Not just "tee hee I'm spanking you," I want us to throw genuine punches, slam each other into shit, and try our hardest to rape before we're raped. A passionate, extreme, consensual snuggle struggle. I would probably rupture this fantasy girl's insides with the force of the cum that would result from participating in such a violent, epic fuck.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7 is a klingon

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Declaration of the Founding of SNEJ (4)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, kind user.
I would like to introduce you to the Society for Non-Esoteric Jokes, or as I've taken to calling it, SNEJ. For centuries, society has been plagued by esoteric jokes, which appear meaningless or nonsensical to most. Jokes are, well, jokes; that is what we believe here at SNEJ. If a joke cannot be enjoyed by all, does it deserve to be called a joke? The answer, we have found, is no. Exclusionary humor culture grows every day with the expansion of the internet, and with it grows the amount of people who feel isolated by it. A variety of issues can stem from the isolation that esoteric humor brings, such as: decreased confidence, confusion, self doubt, and social comparison.
We urge you, the people at the core of EHC, on the internet, to stand with us.

2 Name: ( ゚Д゚)( ゚Д゚)( ゚Д゚) [Del]

>>1 is pisser son of bitch hahaha

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sorry, I don't speak english

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Pisssss VS Poop - The Final Battle (2)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who would win?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Isn't it obvious when your name says Pooper? Daring to question the power of poop? The absolute heretic!

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