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Avery Morrow - Faggot (13)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


β€œI’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!”

Neon Genesis Evangelion is said to have captured the hearts of a generation of Japanese, but Japanese generations are different from American generations. The American millennials pondered over Evangelion, but the real message that spoke to them was that of Haruhi Suzumiya.

Why is Haruhi’s story so β€œmelancholy?” Haruhi sees the world as a broken promise to her. Those who told her that life for its own sake is valuable were lying to her: she is just a single, meaningless body among the thousands cheering at the baseball stadium. The protagonist, her male friend Kyon, sees this with jaded eyes: β€œYou can’t do anything about what doesn’t exist. In the end humans settle for what’s in front of them.” But Haruhi finds that answer unacceptable. That rejection, much more than Haruhi’s actual supernatural abilities, seems to electrify the protagonist. What is this thing that moves her? What does she know and what is she going to do about it?

This is the key to the lifeworld of American millennials. It is not that they were born into a time when life was especially difficult β€” although, as a simple fact of human existence, life is always difficult. It is that they reject as unacceptable the disenchanted society of β€œordinary people” that was offered to them. Myths and legends whisper to them that life can be more interesting, more exciting, more lifelike than what the Establishment and System demand. There is something strange within us that demands change.

Kyon knows everything that Haruhi would need to know to change the world β€” we would say, in other words, that he’s β€œwoke.” He has all the knowledge, she has all the power. But she has none of the knowledge, and he’s not allowed to tell her anything. The two of them, together, embody the ambivalence of the generation, including the new political movements both left and right.

In the alt right vocabulary, accumulated knowledge of dangerous facts is called one’s β€œpower level.” This term is borrowed from Dragonball Z, where it straight up means the ability to do violence, but it’s applied ironically to intellectualism, the traditional weapon of the left. Some alt righters have discovered intellectual backing for what the left calls β€œanti-Semitism,” others for β€œracism,” others β€œsexism,” others β€œhomophobia.” These dark intellectual structures, which were summed up in a clever way by Julius Evola (who I understand is kind of a meme now), give the alt right the ability to at least imagine a way to be different from β€œordinary people”. The left elites, the holders of media power, fear this and thus attempt to cap people’s power levels. Haruhi Suzumiya doesn’t know her real power level, which is unlimited, but somehow she intuits that power levels should exist, and this is bad enough for society β€” so much that society spends all its resources trying to restrain her and keep her ignorant.

The alt right is embedded in irony β€” it’s intellectualism eating itself. It does not necessarily believe in Evolan ultra-right esotericism, but it plays with intellectualism as a silly game in the great mystery called life. If it is given freedom to move, nobody knows where it might go.

This is why the alt right is not actually about Donald Trump. Trump does not necessarily represent anything that millennials believe. What he represents is the surfacing of a true and honest testimony to the absurdity of the situation that millennials were born into, a world ruled by American Baby Boomers, the worst generation of human beings in the history of the universe.

Here is how the demographers William Strauss and Neil Howe portrayed Baby Boomer voting habits in 1997, 20 years before Trump:

Where G.I.s believed in The End of Ideology and the power of technocracy, Boomers are rediscovering ideology and the power of spirituality. Instead of the best and brightest, they would just as soon let a Dave or Forrest Gump rule. Instead of a New Deal Coalition, they’re building a Christian Coalition. G.I.s had a reputation as better doers than talkers, Boomers as the reverse.

Where the G.I.s’ midlife Power Elite included scientists and manufacturers adept at inventing and refabricating things, the Boomer elite comprise what Newsweek calls the Cultural Elite, a new Overclass studded with β€œtalking heads” and β€œsymbolic analysts” adept at inventing and refabricating thoughts.

Where G.I.s β€œac-cent-tchu-ated the positive,” Boomers are constantly β€œgoing negative.” Defending against their attack ads has been shown to be futile; politicians who stay positive only get torn up worse. Where G.I. political adversaries used to be friends after hours, Boomer enemies are not.

Where G.I. voters have been habitual party loyalists, Boomers are slow to embrace candidates, quick to discard them, and disinclined to vote when uninspired. In the voting booth, they have leaned toward candidates who are preachers (Jesse Jackson, Pat Robertson) or apostles of gloom (Jerry Brown, Paul Tsongas, Pat Buchanan), all of whom fared poorly among G.I.s.

Trump is, as Michael Moore memorably put it, the β€œbiggest fuck you in human history.” But the exact identity of those who need to get fucked is perhaps a bit of a mystery. Trump, born 1946, is the very definition of a Boomer. So for those of his generation who came out for him in a majority, those who were promised a golden future and didn’t get it, he is the champion who dares to wave the middle finger at the other Boomers who stole it from them β€” the clueless β€œtalking heads” like Paul Krugman and the arrogant preachers of β€œcollectivist” program like Hillary Clinton.

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9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like Haruhi. She's cute and sexy.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I am, in fact, Shii - and so are you. If we can both validly claim, "The only people here are me and Shii," we both must be Shii. At the same time, you must always be yourself. This superimposition can seem confusing at first, but it is very simple.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Vageta - What does the scouter say about her POWer level?


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poop blog (2)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i have to poo

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

thanks for reading

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AA (14)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Realistically, when's the last time someone actually posted their own ASCII that wasn't stolen from 4ch archives or 2ch.sc

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Did these people make it by hand? I can't imagine how much effort they took.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It was a different time... 2003 was 32 years ago as of yesterday.

13 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I occasionally make my own AA! You should try it too!

Most S_JIS art editors have a feature where you can load an image into the editor to type over it. This allows for "tracing". There are some programs that trace images into AA automatically, but they don't produce good results unless you carefully make the image into an outline the program can work with. The text art usually still requires extensive editing to look good afterwards. Either way, it's very labor intensive work unless you get lucky with a tracing program. All of the simpler AA with the cat characters is made entirely by hand, though templates exist. The wide variety of existing AA to use as reference saves a lot of time. I recommend using οΌˆΒ΄Π΄ο½€οΌ‰Edit, it's great once you get used to it.

14 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thank you. One the hype of Halo Reach getting released dies down, I think I will spend a weekend getting started on this.

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Gladiator (9)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whos is the gladiatorbro and why is he so based?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ouch, looks like someone missed their 2GET

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7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He was a soldier of rome. Honor him.

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>Ouch, looks like someone missed their 6GET

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ok boomer

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ITT we tell a story three words at a time (819)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

815 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

opinion on NEETS

816 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

is very positive!

817 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

So positive, that

818 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

she spreads her

819 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

time with NEETS

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kyouko thread (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Someone on IRC wanted one of these, so here you go!

2 Name: οΌˆδΈΆοΎŸΠ”οΎŸοΌ‰ [Del]

Apparently they wanted it elsewhere so my efforts are wasted and now I'm ANGRY.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Someone on I recall correctly wanted one of these, so here you go!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

which kyouko

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The Kyouko from 100% Orange Juice.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Toshinou Kyouko!!
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How Often Do You Post? (61)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I aim to try and post at least once a day, but lately I've been slipping.

How about you?

58 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


59 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Uhhhhhhhh dunno.

60 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the time is right

61 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


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Did you see that? (47)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What was that?

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

New sighting

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I haven't seen it in a long while now, was it some witchcraft that's gone now?

47 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>can't see it anymore
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Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (49)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

posting from work lmao

47 Name: ( Β΄βˆ€) [Del]

living is socially awkward

48 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why didn’t I SAY anything, now I’m stuck waiting in line with these chumps

49 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Me too, it's great.

Yesterday I was socially awkward because someone made a joke about a team photo we took, how it looks like I want to hurry up and go home. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not so I replied seriously and the active email chain between 9 immediately died.

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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


297 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

At the moment that I press down to click "Reply", it will be 406 milliseconds into the current second.

298 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The year is 20XX

299 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat my dust

300 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat your own ass

301 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hello, today is November 26th, 2001. Thank you for stopping by! And I am definitely not lying about today's date.

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