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Once upon a
Amazon delivery drone
on its first
dangerous delivery. Daring
stunts are encouraged
for client satisfaction.
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The one where you run into someone you haven't seen in a while
Help
"high-end chromebook" is an oxymoron
>>2
so is le cake xDDDDDDDDDD
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the cucumber was put on the cheesy pizza
the man with the large nose rubbed his hands and took a big bite
sauce was spread all across the meal and the big nosed man was delighted for he had made a great bargain
I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.
September 11th, 2001
10/07/2016
Stardate 5693.2
3rd of May 2016.
121/12/99999999999999999999999
From author of timeless classic and masterpiece "Avery Morrow is a Homosexual Pedophile" and retarded terminal fetishist Basque nigger killsushi comes a new homoerotic masterpiece: "tokiko goes shopping"
Avery Morrow and 0037 pomfed down onto the bed, breathing heavily. Avery Morrow pushes himself onto 0037, pleading.
"Please 0037 fuck me in the ass one more please I want to be filled with your semen."
"No bitch," replies 0037 "I've already fucked you 100000000000000000000 times and tokiko will be back from the store with our PURPA DRANK soon."
"Pleeeeaaaaaaase," squeals Avery Morrow while desperately trying to stretch his anus over 0037's long dong.
0037 sighs "Fine, I can't have you being horny like last time. Tokiko had to call the entire local gay club to calm you down"
0037 shoves his penis into Avery Morrows anus.
Avery Morrow moans gently and twitches.
At this moment tokiko walks into the room with his shopping bags. He stares ahead in horror at the scene before him, dropping the grocery bags onto the floor.
Avery Morrow stares tokiko straight in the eyes and says "Why don't you join in?"
Tokiko gasps and backs away in to bookshelf, spilling 20000000 copies of Avery Morrow's "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" onto the floor.
Avery Morrow lunges at him, penetrating his anus while dragging 0037 behind him by his cock.
Tokiko yells in pain and pleasure, his 2 cm penis expanding. He tries to wrestle out of Avery Morrow's grasp but his body betrays him and he collapses limp onto the floor moaning. Meanwhile 0037 continues nonchalantly thrusting into Avery Morrow's anus, hands free.
Unfortunately for tokiko, his cock was stuck between two copies of "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow", causing tokiko's erect penis to rupture, spilling blood and semen onto Avery Morrow's cock.
"Hot," whispers mafin from behind the bookshelf.
At this moment 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 basque niggers escape from world2ch's /limbo/ and brutally assfuck 0037 for keeping them sealed for so long. The orgy continues for 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years the end.
(this was written in a single fapping session)
Already posted this on World2ch but might as well post it here as well for consistency.
***
It was a sunny morning in the small town of World2ch. 0037 was sitting on the side of his bed, Avery Morrow laying beside him sleeping. He looks at Avery Morrow, leaning towards him.
"Damn, Avery Morrow looks surprisingly cute while sleeping," 0037 thinks.
Avery Morrow slowly opens his eyes and blinks a few times before looking up at 0037.
"Why are you standing over me?" he asks sleepily.
Avery Morrow blushes delicately as 0037 leans in closer.
"Desu?" Avery Morrow whispers, reminded of that incident with the Catholic priest.
Avery Morrow can feel 0037's breath on his face. 0037 lunges forward, closing the distance between their lips.
They look into each other's eyes for a moment before giving into passion.
Avery Morrow breathing grows heavy and quickly turns into panting as they kiss.
0037's long, nimble fingers run up the side of Avery Morrow's hairy legs, climbing up his thighs. Avery Morrow lets out a soft moan.
His moans grow louder and louder as their bodies press together.
0037 slides his hand into Avery Morrow's panties. Avery Morrow's eyes widen.
0037's fingers twirl around Avery Morrow's butthole. Avery Morrow can hardly contain his pleasure. He lets out passionate moans every single time 0037's fingers dive into his anal opening.
Avery Morrow gasps as 0037's fist enters his anus. He can hardly contain his joy. He unleashes manly screams unlike any he has made before as 0037's arm begins to sink into his rectum...
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Meanwhile, in the upstairs bedroom, Tokiko had just woken up. With his anus still hurting from previous adventures, he strains as he pulls himself out of bed, pushing aside the copies of "Avery Morrow's Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" lying around him. Tokiko groans, licking his lips a few times as realises a familiar taste is missing from his mouth.
Tokiko walks over to his codeine shelf. He knows what taste is missing. Tokiko smacks his lips as he slowly approaches his finest bottle of grape cough syrup. [Quoted from the "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." thread, thanks.]
He grabs the bottle and quickly begins to guzzle it down, moaning as he does so, spilling cough syrup all over his naked body. Not even bothering to get dressed he decides to go downstairs and demand that 0037 make him breakfast.
As Tokiko starts to head down the needlessly long stairs he realises that the sound he thought was the Bas3ques stampeding outside was actually the familiar moaning of Avery Morrow. He realises what is going on and panics, falling down the stairs.
As he falls down 1000000000s of flights of stairs, Tokiko begins to contemplate his life choices.
Tokiko crashes to the ground at the bottom of the stairs and gets up, only to realise that the situation is much worse than he thought.
0037's arm is up to it's shoulder into Avery Morrow's anus and he has begun putting his leg in as well. 0037 furiously masturbates with his free hand.
The manly cum screams of Avery Morrow are intolerable. Tokiko covers his ears. He stares ahead at the horrible sight. He can't take it anymore. All he wanted was breakfast.
The cum screams continue. Both of 0037's arms and legs are in Avery Morrow's anus. The anus slowly stretches over 0037, consuming him whole while he giggles.
Avery Morrow's penis curves around behind him into his anus in order to fuck 00377 in the anus.
Avery Morrow is fucking 0037 in Avery Morrow's anus while geting fucked in the ass.
"I'm fucking you in my ass!" shouts Avery Morrow.
Tokiko's mind breaks. He wishes he had gotten a job and moved out of this hellhole before the gay sex started.
"BEENNIS BUTTER!" shouts Tokiko as he begins to vomit out copious amounts of cough syrup.
Tokiko collapses on the floor. Mafin quickly scampers out of Toki's anus and scurries away.
Everything goes black.
One day, 0037 was out shopping with Shii. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While 0037 was doing his business, Shii stuck his head under the stall divider.
"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"
"Morrow, you can't do that!" 0037 screamed. "Get out!"
0037 started kicking the neet in the face, but Shii braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. Shii carefully squirmed his arm under 0037's leg and began to masturbate him. This caused 0037's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking 0037 up by his underarms, Shii carried him around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When 0037 was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee-deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, he offered no resistance as Shii shoved her head underwater and drowned 0037 in his own piss. Shii whipped out his cell phone and called Tokiko, informing the commie of a whole new "red space" that just formed that he can play in.
FIN
I was always under the assumption that Tokiko was a girl.
bampu
>>18
why bump this garbage?
What did you get this year? What did you get others?
Happy World Donut Day ladies and gentlemen.
Happy Normal Day Of Nothing In Particular
happy 4th of july! it is 2020
I got old man socks.
I got a t-shirt with a punk-rock pig that says "Rock's not dead"
I am nostalgic for when the unholy citadel's rules were "Melcome to your secret lair! <-- where did you get that upside-down w?"
Prove to me that this entire website wasn't written and put online just yesterday.
>>16
technically you can't even tell that your memories weren't just made up a fraction of a second ago
not just this website, but for your entire "life"
no you can't
It bothers me greatly that the stream of urine in >>8 does not show the expected Plateau-Rayleigh instability. I can let off >>9 given that the stream is so short, but unless >>8 has an incredibly streamlined urethra or pisses like a horse, her urine should have decomposed into droplets long before it hits the ground.
Cool, i didnt know there was a name for that
When >>8 pisses with her mighty crotch the piss hits the ground, onto the floor which it stinkingly sinks into eternally.
sageru finally has HTTPS! nice
