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ITT we tell a story three words at a time (600)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

596 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

and capitalist modes

597 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

of production. Accelerate

598 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

large turds from

599 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

the anus of

600 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Ayatollah, who accumulates

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ITT we discuss recursion (36)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Recursive cursive.

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OH NOES I BROKE HIS ARM

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]


  
  
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34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

He's better now.

35 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hit the corner, goddamn

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

what manner of wizardry is this?

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Do you like waffles? (28)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

D0 U LIEK WAFFLELS111!!!1!!??1

24 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

DAB ON THE HATERS

25 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!kjmOSUVl [Del]

Waffles suck

26 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>25
I like chocolate waffleeels

27 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>25
I like chocolate waffleeels

28 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>27
lel xD

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (139)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

135 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

from DQN archives:

A beautiful girl in a bonnet
Once wrote me a Shakespearen sonnet
It was fairly lame
So after she came
I pulled out and ejaculated on it

136 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

EAT MY RIBCAGE
SMELL MY PENIS
TOUCH MY LOOKING GLASS
I'VE GOT SOME MAJOR GAAAAS
ppppppppppppFFFFFFFFTTTTTPlllfffffrrrrrr
BRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

137 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

bluely, with tenebrious
mellifluent
bag shagga

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Physical World Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

greenly, with insinuated
varichrome
alder genta

138 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i once 'ad a cat, some cat named nat
dunno why nat but he sat on my lap
didn't catch no rat, got a bad rap
naps it all away, my cat nat

139 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

/jp/ Part VIII official lyrics:

I feel so disgusting
Im so dirty and impure
I feel like an old shit smear on the backside of my drawers
I feel like the year-old cum napkins still laying on my floor

Oh, oh, I just wish that I could be
a beautiful loli
a pure clean lovely sexy little girl
Oh, Oh, I just wanna be
I wanna be 2D
I hate this gross body
I hate this impure world
I just wanna be the little girl
oh yeah

I want to be the little girl (x3)

I feel so fucking worthless
Im such a stupid fag
I only feel human when I get dressed up in drag
But my face still needs a bag

Oh, oh, maybe Ill get one of those masks
Or maybe Ill just breath my last
Maybe then Ill be reborn, as a smooth, cute pretty girl
I hate this impure world
I hate my body hair, and all the stares, when I go outside
I really wanna die
im such a worthless freak
I bet they all hate me, I know its true
I wish that I could just be two-
dimensional,

I want to be the little girl (x4)

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In this thread we ‎cheer 6ch admin to show boi pussy! (43)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Show us your boy pussy 6ch admin!
Show us your boy pussy 6ch admin!
Show us your boy pussy 6ch admin!
We want to see it!!!

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>36
they're all autogenerated nowadays.

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

You´re sensless cunt who trolls the admins on this site! Its not funny! look

You´re dumbass fuck with no mind! With no intelligence! With evil parents! No friends! Once time you will pay for that shit! You smelly asshole dick!

SUCK YOURS DAD COCK AND WE´LL BE FINE!

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>40
You sound like you're not INDO-EUROPEAN

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>40
Shut up, we need boi pussi

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

WE👏WANT👏TO👏SEE👏ADMIN👏BUSSY

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008968936?;5i9235[][]035-=2. (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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look MOM i POSTED it agen xDDD ;P farts :3 mom HARAMBE got nOSCOPED by FaZe LOL mw2 quickSCOPE noscope MONTAGE :P ePIC MEMEMEMMEEMMEMEMEMEMMEMEMEMEMME

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lol

teleports behind harambe
wellllllllll m’goodsir, I think it looks like your time is up!
quickscopes harambe on highrise using intervention with red tiger camo and acog scope with sleight of hand pro, stopping power pro and steady aim pro as perks
mmmmmm.... you stood no chance! a good days work done!
poops on harambe
:3333333

kekekekekkekekekekk CAKE IS A LIE HA HA Xdee datMEMEdoe simbly epiBCIC donT FURCKGET TO REpsost this meme ! or shank ye NAN xOOOODDDDD

w
harambe

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

iconic thread, iconic board, iconic life
kill me now thanks

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

la di da di smell my penis
la di da di schlob on mi knob

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
This should be in the poetry thread.

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
>>7
>>8
planning to get this tattooed around my asshole.

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
>>7
>>8
planning to get this tattooed around my asshole.

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The Story of Frank Cooper (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When I, Frank Cooper, checked into the hospital, I was first put into the Emergency Room. I didn't sleep for what seemed like an eternity. Some person in the E.R kept talking about how someone was the son of god, and I assumed he was talking about me, but when I spoke to him, he couldn't hear me. I kept trying to speak up, but still nothing. I soon realized that they were jamming brain signals with their "televisions", which is why people say that television rots your brain. I panicked. Soon, someone asked me if I would like some water. I said yes. They brought in a cup of water, but it seemed strange. I could smell it, and I figured out that it was actually bleach. I was the son of god, and this bleach was "water". I wouldn't allow the hospital staff to poison me and turn it into wine.....the blood of Frank Cooper. I poured the bleach onto the electrical outlet, hoping to zap the television that was turned on at that moment and burn the entire place down to the ground, however for some odd reason it didn't work. They then came into the room and took away the cup. I tried to fall asleep in the bed, but I kept getting nervous. I got up, looked at the bed and noticed that it was a hollow frame. Could this be my permanent resting place? Maybe there was a mechanism to drop me into it and trap me, while all they had to do was roll me into a secret room and cremate me while I was still alive and kicking. I slept on the ground that night. The ground was very cold and uncomfortable, but I managed.

I started rubbing my feces on the wall. I was in that shit hole for two months. I thought I had an alien baby while I was in there, and I kept scratching my gooch, thinking that I would tear a vagina into myself so that I could pop out the alien, and I got to the point where it started bleeding before forgetting why I was doing it and going back to bed. I saw shadow men. I had vivid dreams that I couldn't tell if they were real. I called my family around 20 times in a row, thinking that each time I put the phone down, a new day would start. I thought I was in space. I never washed until month 2 near the end of my hospitalization. I didn't eat anything but sugar, and I didn't shit for a week or two. My balls shriveled up. I thought that my hairs were hypodermic needles sticking out of my skull. Sometimes I couldn't tell if I was larping or having delusions. I thought that powder was on my balls from alien eggs. I thought that mirrors were a portal to another dimension. My family didn't want to stand in front of the mirror. They were probably scared.

I masturbated in the hospital frequently, because I thought that the "Discharge" area was for seminal discharge for the aliens to experiment with. I never drank their apple juice because I thought it had a human embryo in them. Everyone that wasn't talking to me seemed like they were making fun of me constantly behind my back when I overheard them. One day, I noticed there was colored pencil marks drawn on the walls, and I thought that they were markers for where a bullet would ricochet and kill me through the window. I thought that the military was trying to get me out of the hospital. We were in 5A, which I thought stood for Area 51, being that A (alpha) can also mean the number One. (5A = 51). They kept toying with me, thinking that I wouldn't notice. They kept trying to keep me there for as long as possible and drain me of my semen, but I didn't let it happen. I escaped after 2 months, by pretending that I wasn't an alien and taking the medication that they gave me. It was the only way I could have made it. Rest in Peace Frank Cooper. You will be missed, but never forgotten.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nigga do you really expect me to read all dat shit

3 Post deleted by user.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I initially assumed this was kopipe, but the only reference to this story I could find on Google was this youtube video:
watch?v=ohXUvSV72iI
Based on when I first saw this thread, the video seems to have been made around the same time.
I looked through the other videos on the channel, and there is a series of videos about Frank Cooper that contain >>1's story in the video descriptions. It seems >>1 has been stealing his schizophrenic ramblings from elsewhere!

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I initially made post >>3 about how I found a video source for the story, but then deleted it to add some corrections, making >>4. Whilst making >>4, my post kept getting blocked as spam! I had to post it through the XSS exploit.

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

v=gU6GCrdDiiY

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How Often Do You Post? (47)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I aim to try and post at least once a day, but lately I've been slipping.

How about you?

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

i post once a year. i look forward to posting again on may 24th 1998!

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

death cannot come soon enough

45 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

death cannot come soon enough

46 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aachan is currently nonfunctional

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Look up millet&bella Perez on YouTube (1)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ffrrrtttttpraprprapap°plop° yall

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kyouko thread (3)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Someone on IRC wanted one of these, so here you go!

2 Name: (丶゚Д゚) [Del]

Apparently they wanted it elsewhere so my efforts are wasted and now I'm ANGRY.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Someone on I recall correctly wanted one of these, so here you go!

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