★★ The Unholy Citadel of 6ch ★★

litres or so.

So it begins

with stinky farts

that are toxic

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>>10
Well, I don't

>>11
cool, good thing my life doesn't depend on what you do

I want Bluetooth to be cool but it sucks as a protocol. It mostly gets used for music but then you have to charge your headphones which a stupid idea to me, and then music sounds bad over bluetooth.

>>13
just move to chernobyl for free wireless energy #lifehack

aptX delivers lossless compression for bluetooth audio streams, so it's already cool for your car and stuff

>>271
2003, have any of you seen that new "4Chan" place? It's anonymous like here but it's full of meanies!

oh I thought it was 2003 BCE

>>273
It is. There's nothing to do.

>>272
in 2003 4chan was so randum xD

>winrar over 9000 internets oh lawdy

now it's all dark and edgy political bullshit

>kys cuck shill based and redpilled can't stump the trump

>>275
unbased and cringepilled

EAT YOUR GOD DAMN OATMEAL SONNY JIM

oatmeal is good but why for lunch?

lunch is good but why oatmeal for it?

what the fuck.

>>11
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

Ordering pizza over the phone is a hellish experience for me.

>>14
I feel you. I've gone out of my way to be polite, but because I'm not enthusiastic my boss told me I needed to be chippier to get a raise.

want to kms tbh

>>30
Kill him!

too many times to count hahha xd

spaget everywhere

Already posted this on World2ch but might as well post it here as well for consistency.

***

It was a sunny morning in the small town of World2ch. 0037 was sitting on the side of his bed, Avery Morrow laying beside him sleeping. He looks at Avery Morrow, leaning towards him.
"Damn, Avery Morrow looks surprisingly cute while sleeping," 0037 thinks.

Avery Morrow slowly opens his eyes and blinks a few times before looking up at 0037.
"Why are you standing over me?" he asks sleepily.

Avery Morrow blushes delicately as 0037 leans in closer.
"Desu?" Avery Morrow whispers, reminded of that incident with the Catholic priest.
Avery Morrow can feel 0037's breath on his face. 0037 lunges forward, closing the distance between their lips.

They look into each other's eyes for a moment before giving into passion.

Avery Morrow breathing grows heavy and quickly turns into panting as they kiss.
0037's long, nimble fingers run up the side of Avery Morrow's hairy legs, climbing up his thighs. Avery Morrow lets out a soft moan.
His moans grow louder and louder as their bodies press together.
0037 slides his hand into Avery Morrow's panties. Avery Morrow's eyes widen.
0037's fingers twirl around Avery Morrow's butthole. Avery Morrow can hardly contain his pleasure. He lets out passionate moans every single time 0037's fingers dive into his anal opening.

Avery Morrow gasps as 0037's fist enters his anus. He can hardly contain his joy. He unleashes manly screams unlike any he has made before as 0037's arm begins to sink into his rectum...

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Meanwhile, in the upstairs bedroom, Tokiko had just woken up. With his anus still hurting from previous adventures, he strains as he pulls himself out of bed, pushing aside the copies of "Avery Morrow's Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" lying around him. Tokiko groans, licking his lips a few times as realises a familiar taste is missing from his mouth.
Tokiko walks over to his codeine shelf. He knows what taste is missing. Tokiko smacks his lips as he slowly approaches his finest bottle of grape cough syrup. [Quoted from the "ITT we write a story 7 words at a time no more no less only 7 words please thank you in advance." thread, thanks.]
He grabs the bottle and quickly begins to guzzle it down, moaning as he does so, spilling cough syrup all over his naked body. Not even bothering to get dressed he decides to go downstairs and demand that 0037 make him breakfast.
As Tokiko starts to head down the needlessly long stairs he realises that the sound he thought was the Bas3ques stampeding outside was actually the familiar moaning of Avery Morrow. He realises what is going on and panics, falling down the stairs.

As he falls down 1000000000s of flights of stairs, Tokiko begins to contemplate his life choices.
Tokiko crashes to the ground at the bottom of the stairs and gets up, only to realise that the situation is much worse than he thought.

0037's arm is up to it's shoulder into Avery Morrow's anus and he has begun putting his leg in as well. 0037 furiously masturbates with his free hand.
The manly cum screams of Avery Morrow are intolerable. Tokiko covers his ears. He stares ahead at the horrible sight. He can't take it anymore. All he wanted was breakfast.

The cum screams continue. Both of 0037's arms and legs are in Avery Morrow's anus. The anus slowly stretches over 0037, consuming him whole while he giggles.
Avery Morrow's penis curves around behind him into his anus in order to fuck 00377 in the anus.
Avery Morrow is fucking 0037 in Avery Morrow's anus while geting fucked in the ass.

"I'm fucking you in my ass!" shouts Avery Morrow.

Tokiko's mind breaks. He wishes he had gotten a job and moved out of this hellhole before the gay sex started.
"BEENNIS BUTTER!" shouts Tokiko as he begins to vomit out copious amounts of cough syrup.
Tokiko collapses on the floor. Mafin quickly scampers out of Toki's anus and scurries away.

Everything goes black.

One day, 0037 was out shopping with Shii. They drank a lot of lemonade and had to piss, so they went to the bathroom together. While 0037 was doing his business, Shii stuck his head under the stall divider.

"So what do you think of that new dress? Shit is so cash, right?"

"Morrow, you can't do that!" 0037 screamed. "Get out!"

0037 started kicking the neet in the face, but Shii braved the pain and slithered under the divider and into the spacious stall. Shii carefully squirmed his arm under 0037's leg and began to masturbate him. This caused 0037's piss stream to intensify, a golden torrent rivaling a fire hydrant. The piss was powerful enough to knock down the stall door, sending it crashing into the far wall. Picking 0037 up by his underarms, Shii carried him around as a mobile piss cannon, blasting holes in walls and ripping apart innocent shoppers in a wall of hot urine. When 0037 was finally exhausted, the pair stood in the ruins of the mall, knee-deep in a golden lake. Piss mixed with shoppers' blood rained down from what was left of the ceiling. Too embarrassed to even move, he offered no resistance as Shii shoved her head underwater and drowned 0037 in his own piss. Shii whipped out his cell phone and called Tokiko, informing the commie of a whole new "red space" that just formed that he can play in.

FIN

I was always under the assumption that Tokiko was a girl.

bampu

>>18
why bump this garbage?