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Are we 6chers or 6channers? (39)

1 Name: Pseudonymous [Del]

I know ch is sort for channel and so is chan so... ???

35 Name: 🐝 [Del]

I'm a BEEliever.

36 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

remember, 'sixch' is one syllable

37 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

blocked the bees with css, they waste cpu time.
This can be whimsical for like 5 minutes maybe, but not in text-based boards.

38 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We are pedophiles.

See some proof below.

Story of a 6chan user who lives in a country that I have never been to:
Whilst taking a shower, he applied shaving cream then shaved all of: his pubic hair, the hair on his penis, and the hair on his scrotum. He shaved some of the hair near his anus. The next thing he did was masturbate. While in the shower, under the running water, he masturbated and thought to himself "I wish I had a little girl to stick my dick into." Illuminated by daylight, he then orgasmed while thinking of a pretty little girl and her pretty little pussy.

39 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sageru bees

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Random Thread (21)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Post Anything lol

17 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13
concurred.

18 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>13
I don't actually concur, but I'm going to say I do in order to fit in.

19 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>18
lol

20 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>19
lol

21 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Media that I saw/played:

  • "Ozark". I recently watched the latest season of "Ozark" (as of 2022-01-23) on Netflix. I think it was season 4 part 1 or something; part 2 of the season has not been released last time I checked. Possible reasons as to why pt. 2 has not been released yet: (a) they didn't finish filming/editing it (b) to prevent viewers from binge-watching the whole season. I binge-watched part 1. One of the main character, a man named Marty, looked handsome enough (he didn't look ugly), but a female main character was looking kinda ugly. The woman named Wendy in the series did not look so attractive, for I think she was not wearing makeup. Maybe she was wearing some makeup; I am not sure, but if she wore some lipstick I think that would have improved her appearance.
  • "Dead Zed 3". I played this untitled flash game recently, and I think "Dead Zed 2" was the better video game. I criticized "Dead Zed 3" days before the date as of writing this (2022-01-24 Z), but maybe I was too harsh. "Dead Zed 3", unlike "Dead Zed 2", makes the player feel overwhelmed and fearful of zombies breaching the barricades. You have to choose between having security and taking risks for possible rewards. If you choose to not be risky you will have to click on (shoot) the zombies a whole lot; this is especially annoying if you use a trackpad. "Dead Zed 3" instills a sense of dread and a real possibility of failure. The game is probably repetitive and pretty boring if you don't take risks. You take risks by not repairing the barriers and instead going out to search for more guns.
  • "Foundation" (Apple TV). I watched season one of this shitty streaming series. I like some parts of this TV series. Basically, the show would be 100% better if every scene without galactic emperor Cleon was removed. The three living Cleons are part of a genetic dynasty; they are all clones of the original monarchical ruler who was named Cleon. This clone-based dynasty is an interesting idea in itself, without considering or knowing the Cleon character himself. Many empires have turned to shit because the heir to the throne was a poor leader/ruler. Solution? Just keep cloning the man who truly was a good monarch. In the television series, the Cleonic dynasty has reigned over a galaxy for centuries. I think they called it "imperial cloning", and some characters in the show do not like it or are angry >:( with it.
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Hi (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Whats up?

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

nmjc

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

listening to japanese internet radio while not in japan

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

A web.archive.org link at Fri Jan 14 23:08:25 2022 UTC:

Server not Found

Hmm. We’re having trouble finding that site.

We can’t connect to the server at web.archive.org.

If that address is correct, here are three other things you can try:

Try again later.
Check your network connection.
If you are connected but behind a firewall, check that Firefox has permission to access the Web.

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The disgusting and annoying faggots that I live with somewhat make me want to get a job so that I can move out.

In the mean time, I feel a significant amount of disdain for them: some of them more than others. Most of the time I don't mention my disdain to them, for that would make me waste my time with pointless drama; also, it is rude, I guess, to state how I really feel about them.

Also, if you are a guy, don't worry about not having a brother. If you had one it might really add nothing to your life; it may even make it worse. As a guy with only one sibling, I wonder what it would have been like to grow up with a sister. Maybe it would have been just as shitty or lame.

Fri Jan 14 23:08:45 2022 UTC: I think one of my family members has temporarily left the house. Good.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

my trans friend stopped at my job and slurped me for a half hour i busted in her mouth so hard she loves every inch of my big daddy dick

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Anons, I did it and so can you. Move to Ukraine. Now I have a hot skinny 18 year old white girlfriend since I left America and have never been happier in my life. Fuck the system, fuck the Jews, fuck the vax, and fuck niggers. Just walk away. I have helped a lot of guys from /pol/ and /soc/ move here. KingOfKyiv#5508 on discord if you want to talk.

Can't get a girlfriend? See no future for yourself or your family among the niggers and mutts? Move to Ukraine. Life is better here.

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Happy Hallobeen! (5)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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γ€€γ€€πŸ ο½₯ 🐝 🍁
γ€€Β°*.* πŸ‚
γ€€γ€€ ο½₯ ゚*qο½₯゚q
γ€€γ€€πŸγ€€ο½₯🍁°*.
γ€€οΎŸο½‘Β·*ο½₯q゚ *.ο½‘πŸ‚ο½‘ 🐝
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γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€γ€€ο½₯゚qο½₯πŸ‚οΎŸ ο½‘πŸ‚

Hope you had a comfy Hallobeen!

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I played the album "Duck Stab" by The Residents on Halloween because it seems like Halloween music. About three groups of trick-or-treaters came by and heard it while the door was open; the parts all of them heard didn't really sound like Halloween music.

On an unrelated note, I have an interesting story about precum. Remind me to tell it.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2

Tell your interesting story about precum. Now.

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2
what's the deal

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Since anon clearly isn't going to tell the story, I'll tell it in his place.

You see, when you stroke your pp, it leaks precum

Hope you liked the story, @ me for more bullshit

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d (2)

1 Name: d [Del]

d

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Really not much of citadel anymore is it?
Fuck bees.
t. publius virgilius beekeeperius.

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sageru.org ~~~~~~ <=====3 bee threads (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

13:40:05 < Anonymous(be61cbba)> who are you
13:42:50 < meltingwax> im
13:42:53 < meltingwax> meltingwax
13:42:54 < meltingwax> :D
13:43:07 < meltingwax> sageru.org ~~~~~~ <=====3 bee threads
13:43:16 < Anonymous(d4eda8f7)> where did the bees go

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

19:13:13 < Anonymous(0c8fcb55)> does anyone hear buzzing
19:13:24 < Anonymous(548ff128)> no
19:14:59 < Anonymous(b480ea6e)> that was me
19:15:04 < Anonymous(b480ea6e)> sorry

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hell yeah

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

uhoh

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

#bees is the upcoming channel on sageru. you NEED to know about it! it's the buzz buzz buzz!

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

mmmmmmmm

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sudo apt get install bees (7)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Install back the bees meltingwax bring them back

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

slackpkg install bees.tgz

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

but what CFLAGS do you use for your bee compilation?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>4
What beeflags do you set
I Cfags

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fuck the bees

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

BUZz! BUZZ! BUZZ!!!!!!!

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bee book? (2)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fable_of_the_Bees

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Nice, can I get this on Amazon?

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Lord Melvin Wax bellows out: "YOU SAGERU BEES!" (3)

1 Name: eels [Del]

Standing before his primary hive in his space suit, Lord Wax scans the crowd. All bees. "YOU SAGERU BEES! Enough is enough. You continue trespass on my estate yet never give up your fair share of honey. You have until Friday to vacate my territory lest your Sageru Beehive get STUFFED WITH CIRCUMCISED JEWISH KABBALIST MAN MEAT!" The bees, having never known such cruelty from Lord Wax, shivered in terror. Some even wept little tiny bee tears. "Please, Wax," moaned Beesushi. "Not the Circumcised Jewish Kabbalist Man Meat!" Tiny iccanobee wailed in agony: "Anything but that! I have a family!" A little Beekiko flew up to Lord Wax but was promptly swatted dead in his flight. The situation seemed hopeless. And then, the moon flew in front of the sun , obscuring its light as so to create a perfect solar eclipse.

At that moment, a cat that had previously been lurking out of sight jumped out of the bushes and began running at the podium! A cold sweat broke out on Melvin Wax's forehead. "No... no! It can't possibly bee!" The cat chuckled; as the moon moved out of the way, a ray of light revealed his pointed shades. "That's right Wax. It is I, Sir Shaddox Mode! I am here to save those Bees and put an end to your Sageru Bears shenanigans once and for all."

Lord Melvin Wax got down on both knees and began praying to his filthy Christ Killing kike G-d. "Dear G-d, I know I was wrong to threaten the Sageru Beehive. But your love is true and you will save your Son... correct?" At that moment, Sir Shaddox Mode pounced. "NO! Melvin, we were once brothers, but you lost your way. Mind polluted by too many years on Reddit and Discord. You have lost your VIP way, and have no right to insert your penis, or anyone else's, into the Sageru Beehive." Wax lifted his fists to protect himself, but alas, it was too late. For the only thing his hands were good for, were swinging lightsabers and sending incredibly tame, normy memes on Discord. With a single swipe and then a catty bite, Shaddox had slain his brother Melvin, and leaned down to take his crown.

The moon was now fully out of the sun's way, and the light had returned to the Sageru forest. Without a bear in sight, all the Sageru bees from all the hives came out to play, and gathered at Lord Shaddox Mode's feet. "Thank you for saving us from that evil maniac," praised the iccanobee. "Yes, we love you!" barked beesushi. "SILENCE!" yelled Lord Shaddox Mode. His tone took the bees aback. "Melvin Wax is not to blame for his corruption. We must always remember that the real enemies of Sageru Quality are normalfag viruses such as Reddit and Discord. Melvin Wax was a victim of the CIA, just as much as Beekiko was a victim of Wax. In fact... we must not only fight for ourselves, but also, for Wax! My children, do not condemn my brother!"

The bees let out 3 cheers of gratitude and retired into the night, to commit secret acts of benevolence and make sweet bee love. Everyone was very happy. The end.

2 Name: eels [Del]

should be "beenevolence" not benevolence

fix it wax

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Good story

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The Bees of Sageru (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

yes... bees, do you know him. bees is a very important of the sageru online commmunity who flys around doing tricks on flower. bee lives in a big house with many other bee, they orship their queen and eating honeu. many good men are beekeper,

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I love you bee

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

COME BACK BEE!!!!

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Where is bee...

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Every bee is blessed

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

legalize bees

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