★★ The Unholy Citadel of 6ch ★★
| ∧∧ ( ∀  ) ～ ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （`⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （'⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （` ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （`⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） ／ （ ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─ | Please stop putting dates in the name fields, thx ~admins |
| ∧∧ ( ∀ ) ～ ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （`⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （'⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （` ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （`⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） ／ （ ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─ | Please stop putting dates in the name fields, thx ~admins |
Hi, it's me: Tokiko, also known as Bob, sibimet, and 4x13. I'm the Underboss of Sageru and the cousin of Meltingwax in real life. Ask me anything! (as long as it's not about what happened at bible camp in 2005)
Have you ever committed arson? If you haven't, I highly recommend you try it, it's great!
When’s your little website coming back you big fuck, I had fun poking through the different site links you’d collected
hey tokiko!
shut the fuck up
~o we are all just sperm ~o
Do you ever just feel like a little sperm?
Flying through the air?
~o we are just sperm that have grown too large ~o
We all won a big race at some point
ITT we post: Make A______ G____ Again
Examples:
Make Anime Gay Again
Make Assholes Gape Again
Make America Great Again
Make Ashtrays Gray Again
I WANNA NOW HOW BARREN THIS PLACE IS.
August 6th, 2019
You all talk about the date, but what is the TIME?
Time is always changing. Talking about something that changes so rapidly would be foolish, >>294
If time is always changing then why is it always 4:20 somewhere?
At the moment that I press down to click "Reply", it will be 406 milliseconds into the current second.
When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap
For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath
And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed
Under my big toe,
The smell of cheese.
My butt cheeks flap,
Upon the toilet I am shitting,
Oh God the smell.
Underu za moon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
Boku wa za coon,
Rorry toe ishuhoe
FUCK
FUCK
MAKE HIM SUCK
IF YOU HAVE THE POWER,
THEN USE IT
AND STEAL THE SONG
Saggin, nigga g'd up, sippin
Sip nigga, dip nigga, set trip nigga
Gotta grip nigga, getta grip nigga with tha gang
And rollin with tha alpine bangin
Homie whatcha got? a couple sacs to sell
Went from weed and dope to mics ta sell
Hit a switch nigga
Don't fuck around wit bitch niggaz
I'm a money cash nigga
Cash gettin, hash hitten
Gang bang afiliate
Hit a stick real quick
And in a minute start killin shit real quick.
aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaa
HELP ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO N ON O NO NON OWHY WHY WHY HWY HYWHWY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYWHWYW HWYH WHY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
posting from work lmao
living is socially awkward
Why didn’t I SAY anything, now I’m stuck waiting in line with these chumps
On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.
No pissers allowed.
Daily Poop Journal: Day #5
Today was not a great day - well, depending on how you view pooping. I went shopping for some clothes and food this afternoon, not expecting anything out of the ordinary to happen; however, I was wrong. Suddenly, I was forced to stop walking down the fruit aisle. The feeling of an earthquake in my stomach signaled the eruption of a volcano. Instant panic ensued. Abandoning my shopping cart, I frantically searched for a restroom. Tears were forming in my eyes as I ran through the cold, air-conditioned air. Streaks of unpleasant smells indicated my path - a trail. Nothing, not a single restroom could be seen. Rather than asking an employee, with the risk of there being no restrooms, I decided to retreat home before it was too late. The car ride seemed to last hours, although only being less than fifteen minutes. Never had I been so excited to see my own home. Faster I ran to the bathroom in my home than to my car in the store. And how disappointing, too; I barely pooped.
I hate how many times I have to wipe to feel clean after a shit. What's the secret to perfect, firm logs? Am I deficient in fiber?
Our hero has been found! Doodieman, go and bring poop to the world!
doodieman.com
My POOP is so GREEN
ＵＮＫ☆
Recursive cursive.
I swiped a booger on my dog and he's been trying to flick it off his fur all day. Am i going to hell?
