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2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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>>1
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shoutbox (1)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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Lord Melvin Wax bellows out: "YOU SAGERU BEES!" (5)

1 Name: eels [Del]

Standing before his primary hive in his space suit, Lord Wax scans the crowd. All bees. "YOU SAGERU BEES! Enough is enough. You continue trespass on my estate yet never give up your fair share of honey. You have until Friday to vacate my territory lest your Sageru Beehive get STUFFED WITH CIRCUMCISED JEWISH KABBALIST MAN MEAT!" The bees, having never known such cruelty from Lord Wax, shivered in terror. Some even wept little tiny bee tears. "Please, Wax," moaned Beesushi. "Not the Circumcised Jewish Kabbalist Man Meat!" Tiny iccanobee wailed in agony: "Anything but that! I have a family!" A little Beekiko flew up to Lord Wax but was promptly swatted dead in his flight. The situation seemed hopeless. And then, the moon flew in front of the sun , obscuring its light as so to create a perfect solar eclipse.

At that moment, a cat that had previously been lurking out of sight jumped out of the bushes and began running at the podium! A cold sweat broke out on Melvin Wax's forehead. "No... no! It can't possibly bee!" The cat chuckled; as the moon moved out of the way, a ray of light revealed his pointed shades. "That's right Wax. It is I, Sir Shaddox Mode! I am here to save those Bees and put an end to your Sageru Bears shenanigans once and for all."

Lord Melvin Wax got down on both knees and began praying to his filthy Christ Killing kike G-d. "Dear G-d, I know I was wrong to threaten the Sageru Beehive. But your love is true and you will save your Son... correct?" At that moment, Sir Shaddox Mode pounced. "NO! Melvin, we were once brothers, but you lost your way. Mind polluted by too many years on Reddit and Discord. You have lost your VIP way, and have no right to insert your penis, or anyone else's, into the Sageru Beehive." Wax lifted his fists to protect himself, but alas, it was too late. For the only thing his hands were good for, were swinging lightsabers and sending incredibly tame, normy memes on Discord. With a single swipe and then a catty bite, Shaddox had slain his brother Melvin, and leaned down to take his crown.

The moon was now fully out of the sun's way, and the light had returned to the Sageru forest. Without a bear in sight, all the Sageru bees from all the hives came out to play, and gathered at Lord Shaddox Mode's feet. "Thank you for saving us from that evil maniac," praised the iccanobee. "Yes, we love you!" barked beesushi. "SILENCE!" yelled Lord Shaddox Mode. His tone took the bees aback. "Melvin Wax is not to blame for his corruption. We must always remember that the real enemies of Sageru Quality are normalfag viruses such as Reddit and Discord. Melvin Wax was a victim of the CIA, just as much as Beekiko was a victim of Wax. In fact... we must not only fight for ourselves, but also, for Wax! My children, do not condemn my brother!"

The bees let out 3 cheers of gratitude and retired into the night, to commit secret acts of benevolence and make sweet bee love. Everyone was very happy. The end.

2 Name: eels [Del]

should be "beenevolence" not benevolence

fix it wax

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Good story

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Love your writing, wax.

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
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1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

My.Little.Pony.Friendship.is.Magic.S04E02.Princess.Twilight.Sparkle.Part.2.540p.NF.WEB-DL.Multi.Audio.H264.mp4

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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6channel HACKED BY BEES!!!! (8)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The only "wax" we recognize is BEES WAX.

Step 1 of "operation bumble": fill sageru.org frontpage with bees threads and bees comments.
Step 2 is to occupy and control /rules/ to assert the formal theme and topic of 6channel.
Step 3 is to make bees fly around the website on every page. At least 4 bees will spawn upon page load, and they will multiple with one another mathematically.
Step 4 is to convince meltingwax he is a bee by filling his cupboard with honey and turning his studio apartment into a beehive. (work on this later).

Recognize the Bee Lobby of Sageru and our demands or we shall STING YOU!!!!!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6CHANNEL STATUS: HACKED

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Lets crowdfund "live bees shipment" to melting

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Step 1 in progress.

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Step 3 in progress.

How is step 2 going?

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Chad Bumble Bee vs. Virgin Honey Bee
youtube.com/watch?v=yKihtly7SVg

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ITT we write a rap song one line at a time (MUST RHYME) (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Me and this otha nigga both from my hometown

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey fuck you deleting the hot fire I spat earlier ITT and not deleting those wack rhymes

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I could have spent the weekend warmly sat in front of my PC masturbating to black mimes

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

it really helps me out in these fairly difficult times

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This thread is big and it keeps getting bigga

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

We need to make some space, I'll go and get my digga

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