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1: Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (34) 2: [𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔱] How to summon [🐝] (574) 3: ITT we tell a story three words at a time (378) 4: Did you see that? (44) 5: ITT we shart (11) 6: Sageru dogmas (126) 7: I will gut my anus (12) 8: Which characters from the Touhou Project wear diapers? (5) 9: ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (117) 10: How do we make #jp anime happen (6) 11: my mom made me oatmeal for lunch (14) 12: ITT we build a story through ASCII art [Experimental] (12) 13: happy new years (15) 14: WHY AREN'T THERE DATES? (278) 15: tokiko goes shopping (19) 16: Merry Christmas! (11) 17: Do you ever feel nostalgia? (20) 18: AA thread [sjis] (14) 19: wow (15) 20: hello! (16) 21: [TEA] (´∀`) Delicious Tea Party ★★ (29) 22: BADPOSTER ATTACKS! (12) 23: Current favorite song [you don't have to choose just one] (17) 24: blogging and stuff (18) 25: ITT we're insane (64) 26: ITT: We come up with new offensive slurs towards ethnicities, women, religions and more (39) 27: The "pedo problem" of Lainchan (22) 28: NO RULES, NO RULERS, NO MASTERS (10) 29: ITT We confess our sins under the watchfull eyes of the pirate man jumping out of an explosion (10) 30: I need to know! (5) 31: The cross-eyed cat (7) 32: something awful dot com (5) 33: your ambulance bill (12) 34: ITT we tell a story seven words at a time. (1000) 35: ITT we discuss discussion (49) 36: shrine for work (19) 37: PINGAS (5) 38: good korean band (5) 39: WE'RE GOING TO WAR! (2) 40: Help (15)

Post ITT every time you are socially awkward IRL (34)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAaa

30 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>14
I feel you. I've gone out of my way to be polite, but because I'm not enthusiastic my boss told me I needed to be chippier to get a raise.

want to kms tbh

31 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>30
Kill him!

32 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

too many times to count hahha xd

33 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

spaget everywhere

34 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't know if my body belongs to me when I walk into a room full of people.

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[𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔠𝔥𝔠𝔯𝔞𝔣𝔱] How to summon [🐝] (574)

570 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eatyouownasseat
eat your own as seat

572 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Eat your owl's ass

573 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat your own asset

574 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

eat it.

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ITT we tell a story three words at a time (378)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

374 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Suddenly, a bee

375 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

EAT YOUR own

376 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

OFFspring TO pLEASE

377 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

MY DUBS、CHECK’em

378 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Bees are dangerous.

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Did you see that? (44)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What was that?

40 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hope somebody recorded it.

41 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I don't see it at all these days. Did somebody catch it?

42 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>44
INCOMING DUBS

43 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

TAKE COVER

44 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

x2 COMBO!

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ITT we shart (11)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pfffffrt ffttt braapppp florpp pfffff

7 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Liquid shits

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>7
epic

9 Name: shart [Del]

Liquid shittes

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
nice dubs

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Thanks!

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Sageru dogmas (126)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Have you guys heard about Sageru's 777 sacred dogmas?

122 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

91. It's not gay if you're related

123 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

92. It's not gay if one of you has a girl's name.

124 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

93. Kamille is a girl's name

125 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

94. But only if you want

126 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

95. Post deleted by moderator.

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I will gut my anus (12)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

( ・∀・)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

just killin' time

9 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

za warudo

10 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1
So are you going to do it or what?

11 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
( ・∀・)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It hurt so I stopped

12 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

so your anus is half gutted now, jesus christ how horrifying

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Which characters from the Touhou Project wear diapers? (5)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Personally, I think it would be cool I’d Fujiwara no Mokou did.

2 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I think Cirno wears a diaper.

3 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>2
Nah. Chiruno just pees/poops her pants and then freezes them, cause she’s the smartest!

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

disgusting

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Reimu did about 300 years ago.
She grew out of it now and has established her charisma.

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (117)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

113 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

In class I thought I'd chance a fart
But what came out was a shart
Now my pants are full of poo
and I can't make it to the loo.

People round me begin to look
and I think my goose is cooked
so I try and waddle to the door
but a piece falls out on the floor

I know, I've gotten an idea
I'll pretend to have a seizure
they'll think its an emergency
and for this incident forgive me

I drop down on the floor and go
This has to work, they'll never know!
but nobody believes the act
and my shoulder fell in the cack

Get up and shuffle in shame away
I have to see these people every day.

114 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

God, what a nice fucking day

Check the fucking temperature
Look at those fucking clouds
Look at that grass, it's fucking green and shit
Feel that goddamned breeze
Look at that fucking bench over there, let's sit on that fucking bench

Now isn't this just fucking peachy
Look at my fucking girlfriend, all warm and happy and shit
Look at these chucklefucks having a good time on the lawn
Fuck it's so fucking nice out

Even this bitch of an earth is nice sometimes
So fucking enjoy it before I POUND you

115 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

all around
the darkened spire
everything collapses in
without a sound
into the fire
or to a small black single thing

where to now?
I do not know
I cant hear nothing in this din
My headache pounds
and faster now
everything collapses in

the ship departed some time ago
Where to now, I do not know.

116 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

keijiban
ni tamarimasu yo
詩 no tame ni

117 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Gay Shit, by Gayman:

I heard you got hurt today at work,
So I’m gonna bring you a bag full of things you like that you don’t know I know you like.
Things I’ve noted from months of writing facts down in the Notepad on my phone
(And no that isn’t creepy, because there aren’t any witnesses to it.)
I’m gonna buy those chips you like, and the lemonade you drink like it’s water
Even those cheese shits you eat, despite being lactose intolerant...
And I’ll even bring you another book, because I know how much you love the weird coffee table books I own.
I’ll put a gay card at the bottom with a personalized graphic, that reads:
"Some things to help the recovery process
"(Except the cheese shits, don’t kill yourself with those.)"
I haven’t done this sort of thing for you before, and I don’t know what the reaction will be
But I FEEEEL like doing it, and because I’m a Gayman that’s enough reason for me.
Never have I had a love that made me so mushy.... this really must be some.....
GAY SHIT

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How do we make #jp anime happen (6)

1 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Do we crowdfund it? Are there any artists or graphic designers here on this site? I'm serious, let's do this

4 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

What would it be about?
It would need to have a long story arc about Johannes maturing from a monogatari-loving pedo into the gay navy boy we all know and love. Also, lots of tokiko. Is anyone willing to donate years worth of IRC log highlights to make into episodes?
Out of curiosity, does anyone still have the #jp comics saved? Maybe they can be adapted?

5 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It should be about one of the "ITT we tell a story X ___ at a time" threads

6 Name: キタ━━━━━━━━( ・∀・)━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
That would be a Sageru anime though, not a #jp anime! A #jp anime must specifically focus on the IRC channel.

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