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Sageru IRC (15)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Hey guys, did you know the Unholy Citadel has an IRC network? I found it while looking through old threads. Come join in on the fun at irc.sageru.org :)

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

pisssssssssssssssss

12 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
Hey! This is a poop board!

13 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>5
This thread was originally posted in 1998.

14 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That's weird, considering it's only 1997

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ITT: shitty poetry. Don't concern yourself with quality or meaning, just write. (191)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap

For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath

And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed

187 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

When the abyss-thralls, lurking with claws

stretched from the black unfathomable seas,

the secret creatures of the God-things—

these are their breath!

A sad loathing, a sublime hate

to disturb this mystic peace!

Grateful, they tasted of the dragon's pure breath

they are all arms covered in despair.

May [we] have peace, may it come again,

a land of wonders and honey.

I am the Emperor. I am!

188 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>186

hah

hahahah

hahahahahahah

hah

hahaha

hye hye hye

189 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Fuck Rona by MC Quarantine

(Chorus:)
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona homie

Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Fuck Rona
Yo fuck dat Rona homie

(Transition:)
Now how the FUCK we supposed to be violent
How the FUCK can we run these streets
If every motherfuckin day we just sitting in our house
How the FUCK can I record my beats

(Verse:)
YO FUCK RONA, (fuck rona)
Your ass a fake disease
You say you big but in my hood ain't seen a case in weeks
FUCK SOCIAL DISTANCING, (yo stay away homie)
Now there's no tricks to meet
If I don't lay the pipe soon it's an emergency

No college ball, no NBA, no tours no concerts and no shows
No going out, no getting lit, ain't got no homies and no hoes
Ain't seen the sun in days nigga, and it's all because of you (you)
And if your ass comes to my town here's what the fuck we gonna do

I'll call my nurse nigga (check the temp)
I'll call my worst niggas (we do crimes)
And if we see you? (who you callin)
I'll call the HEARSE nigga (CAUSE WE'LL KILL YOU)
CAUSE I HATE YOU AND IT'S THE TRUTH (YEA)
AND ALL MY HOMIES HATE YOU TOO (YEAH WE DO)
AND WITH MY NINE I'M AIMING SIX FEET AWAY TO KILL YOU(KILL YOU RONA BITCHASS)

(Chorus:)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA HOMIE (YO FUCK EM, FUCK EM)

FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)
YO FUCK DAT RONA HOMIE (YO MAN HE'S COUGHING MAN QUARANTINE THAT NIGGA MAN)

(Bridge:)
QUARANTINE THAT SIMP IF THE NIGGA GOT A TEMP (STOP EM)
IF HE COUGHIN WHEN HE BREATHE, I DON'T WANT HIM IN MY GLIMPSE (QUARANTINE)
QUARANTINE THAT HOE IF SHE COUGHIN ON MY BRO (DON'T FUCK EM)
TELL HER ASS TO STAY AT HOME, TELL THAT BITCH SHE GOT TO GO (QUARANTINE)

(Verse 2:)
YO FUCK RONA (FUCK RONA)

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190 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

hi

191 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>190
Minimalistic. I like it.

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how to summon poop while at the bathroom (7)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Magic demon turd incantation

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

poop

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

ahhhhhhhh

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Posture for Relieving Constipation

It’s important to use the correct position for emptying your bowels. The posture shown in this video helps your pelvic floor muscles relax and your diaphragm move downwards to assist in emptying your bowel.



Correct bowel emptying position:


  • Sit on the toilet seat

  • Take your feet and knees wide apart

  • Bend forward at your hips

  • Rest your hands or elbows on your thighs to support your

  • Keep your chest lifted

  • Keep your spine straight with the inward curve in your lower back



You may choose to use a footstool to lift your feet, particularly if you're 5 foot or less in height. If you're working with a child and teaching them to empty with constipation, make sure their feet are planted on a firm surface e.g. use a potty or a step. It's difficult to relax the pelvic floor muscles with the feet unsupported.



Brace and Bulge Technique (Moo to Poo)

The correct technique for emptying your bowel is the 'Brace and Bulge' technique. This technique will help you empty safely avoid straining your pelvic floor with constipation




  1. Take 4-5 deep breaths in a row
    • Allow your lower abdomen to relax forwards with your breath in

  2. Make your waist wide by saying the “M” sound. This will help you generate the pressure required to empty your bowel.
  3. Bulge your lower abdomen forwards by saying “OO”. This relaxes the pelvic floor muscles allowing your stool to pass.
    • Repeat the "M" sound if you need to generate more pushing pressure to empty.

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6

>Rest your hands or elbows on your thighs to support your

Support my what? My almonds??

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textboard (26)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

sonzaishinaiworld.heliohost.org

22 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17

troll face 2.0

23 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17

troll face 2.0

24 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17

troll face 2.0

25 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>17

troll face 2.0

26 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>25
troll face 3.0

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ITT we tell a story three words at a time (978)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Once upon a

974 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

how magnets work.

975 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Dick magnets. You've

976 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

got magnets in

977 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

you dick. Ouch.

978 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Magnet in poosy

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[λ] Lisp (14)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Lisp: Great language, or GREATEST language?

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
squiggly brackets makes things a little bit easier to distinguish between function calls, function declarations and scope blocks.

12 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>11
having there be no difference between function calls, declarations, and scope blocks is the entire point of lisp

13 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

LISP BUMP!

14 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

at leathd I don'd ave a thdudder

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How Often Do You Post? (65)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I aim to try and post at least once a day, but lately I've been slipping.

How about you?

61 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

now

62 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I hope to post one day, but right now I'm just lurking

63 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The last time I posted was 5 years ago. Hello again

64 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I post every time I remember this website exists which is about 4-6 times a month.

65 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I-I'm not telling you that, baka!!!

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ive found this website when i was like 17 or 16 (6)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

im still wondering what this place is

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All I know is 2GET.

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I drink to 4GET and I write to remember

5 Name: This is madness. [Del]

This is madness.

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

6GET has at last been reached.

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So chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self (4)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Big dicks in yo ass is bad for ya health

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Disagree, my anal cavity is crammed tight with throbbing cocks and I can deadlift 750lbs

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

YO homie, what's this I hear about ya cock? You were foolin' around with Britney, RAW? Man, that's NO JOKE. It's WACK! You wanna be hip like me?? Put some good, good plastic on your pecker. All the cool kidz know.... You gotta WRAP IT UP!!

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Cum is just raw protein, and it goes into your system faster anally!!

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Pisssss VS Poop - The Final Battle (11)

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1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who would win?

7 Name: me [Del]

pisses

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

"In a way, we all are piss" - Thales of Miletus

9 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

piss wins

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Piss on a poop, the poop stands strong.
Poop on a piss, the puddle is flung.
Who wins? Ask the mirror.

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Poop; poop is more versatile, so it's poop.

Try to poop with your dick to see what i mean. Everyone has probably already pissed from their arse so we'll skip that part.

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