★★ The Unholy Citadel of 6ch ★★
| ∧∧ ( ∀  ) ～ ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （`⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （'⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （` ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （`⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） ／ （ ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─ | Please stop putting dates in the name fields, thx ~admins |
| ∧∧ ( ∀ ) ～ ⊂ つ (つ ﾉ (ノ ＼ ☆ | ☆ (⌒ ⌒ヽ / ＼ （`⌒ ⌒ ⌒ヾ ／ （'⌒ ; ⌒ ::⌒ ） （` ） ::: ） ／ ☆─ （`⌒;: ::⌒`） :; ） （⌒:: :: ::⌒ ） ／ （ ゝ ヾ 丶 ソ ─ | Please stop putting dates in the name fields, thx ~admins |
Once upon a
When the god of sleep awoke
o I fell unto his lap
For in the steep of the night
I was preparing for a fap
For in the dream of death
there arose an awful O
Your mother is a hoe
and I am the final Breath
And beside that antiessential time -
a moment of the mist
At least this dumb shit rhymes
or I'd be fucking pissed
The Sun king is not gone
His eternal light and warmth will return
Here he walks, already born
And the fires of fate will soon burn
The Sun will always share its light
Even after the darkest night
Even when youโre having no fun
Never forget to hail the Sun
Praise Surya
Victory to Nerevar
2020 is our year
The guardians of mankind are here
Satanists will laugh and jeer
Not too long 'fore they cower in fear
In ignorance, evil consumes all that is good
In the west, as it is understood
Human children are consumed as food
Consider this & do as you should
Raze the Fed & Hollywood
I died as a mineral and became a plant,
I died as plant and rose to animal,
I died as animal and I was Man.
Why should I fear? When was I less by dying?
Yet once more I shall die as Man, to soar
With angels blest; but even from angelhood
I must pass on: all except God doth perish.
When I have sacrificed my angel-soul,
I shall become what no mind e'er conceived.
Oh, let me not exist! for Non-existence
Proclaims in organ tones, To Him we shall return.
Suck my dick
Choke on it
Iโm a hungry lonely fuck whoโs got no luck
I put the work in the game, still got no suck
If next year donโt work out Iโll jump in front of a truck
Because dry spells blow when youโre a dumb young buck
flan's poop diary
cool ascii art :~)
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Hi, it's me: Tokiko, also known as Bob, sibimet, and 4x13. I'm the Underboss of Sageru and the cousin of Meltingwax in real life. Ask me anything! (as long as it's not about what happened at bible camp in 2005)
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From author of timeless classic and masterpiece "Avery Morrow is a Homosexual Pedophile" and retarded terminal fetishist Basque nigger killsushi comes a new homoerotic masterpiece: "tokiko goes shopping"
Avery Morrow and 0037 pomfed down onto the bed, breathing heavily. Avery Morrow pushes himself onto 0037, pleading.
"Please 0037 fuck me in the ass one more please I want to be filled with your semen."
"No bitch," replies 0037 "I've already fucked you 100000000000000000000 times and tokiko will be back from the store with our PURPA DRANK soon."
"Pleeeeaaaaaaase," squeals Avery Morrow while desperately trying to stretch his anus over 0037's long dong.
0037 sighs "Fine, I can't have you being horny like last time. Tokiko had to call the entire local gay club to calm you down"
0037 shoves his penis into Avery Morrows anus.
Avery Morrow moans gently and twitches.
At this moment tokiko walks into the room with his shopping bags. He stares ahead in horror at the scene before him, dropping the grocery bags onto the floor.
Avery Morrow stares tokiko straight in the eyes and says "Why don't you join in?"
Tokiko gasps and backs away in to bookshelf, spilling 20000000 copies of Avery Morrow's "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow" onto the floor.
Avery Morrow lunges at him, penetrating his anus while dragging 0037 behind him by his cock.
Tokiko yells in pain and pleasure, his 2 cm penis expanding. He tries to wrestle out of Avery Morrow's grasp but his body betrays him and he collapses limp onto the floor moaning. Meanwhile 0037 continues nonchalantly thrusting into Avery Morrow's anus, hands free.
Unfortunately for tokiko, his cock was stuck between two copies of "The Sacred Science of Avery Morrow", causing tokiko's erect penis to rupture, spilling blood and semen onto Avery Morrow's cock.
"Hot," whispers mafin from behind the bookshelf.
At this moment 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 basque niggers escape from world2ch's /limbo/ and brutally assfuck 0037 for keeping them sealed for so long. The orgy continues for 200000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years the end.
(this was written in a single fapping session)
>>18
why bump this garbage?
I initially wrote this for the SAoVQ discord, but it's probably best to post it here as well.
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Avery Morrow looked up at the ceiling from his hosiptal bed, his bones in a state of mild rearrangement.
"Oy boy, I'm glad it was only one ATV accident, instead of the whole herd!" he thought to himslef, or at least would have thought, if he wasn't passed out.with his bones in a mildly rearranged state.
By his bedside, in a worn down chair, sat his old lover tokiko, wearing nothing but a too small t-shirt, covered in drawings of fediverse celebrities. He stared at Shii's mangled body, this eyes full of angry lust.
Shii stirred and begins to wake, his eyes openned to the sight of tokiko's naked perineum looming over him, it's hairyness wonderfull ot beohld.
"HAHAHA," screamed the tokiko "YOU'VE RAPED ME SO MANY TIMEEES I RPAE YOU BAKC NOW!!!!"
tokiko garbs his massive 2 incher and beigns to jerk iut very fast while pnatiung from the exertianon.
"HAHA" laughs Avery Morrrow at the small pesis because tokiko can not even rape him, being so small. Unfortunately, Avery Morrow's bones are in a state of mild rearrangement so his femur enters his lung and he dies.
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SHII'S MYSTIC JAPPANESE SAGE POWERS ACTIVATES AND HE RESSURECTS!!!!!!!!!
but then tokiko uses his mAD BOXING SKILLS to kill shii and he dies again.
BUT then tranquilizzer darts stop tokiko from violate th dead body wth pesis and all go black. He was already black though, tokiko is secret NIGGER
FCUK YOU @ARCHDUKE I WILL GO TO WEAR YOU ARE IN REALLLL LIFE AND FUCK YOU UP YOU FIGHT ME I FUCK YOU
THIS IS NOT A JOKKE THIS IS A REAL DEATH THREAT
it's just joke ok bby im sorry ;_; plz dont hurt me
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Tokiko wakes up and he is in hot tub and Shii is alive and with him and evryone is there like friend 0037 and a now alive Shii.
meltingwax enters the hot tub and he is naked his penis is huuuge.
He looks at tokiko, his eyes shimmering with that gay light effect and he says "Good to see you awake, Shii has made a full recovery at hospital"
tokiko is confused, he had killed Shii just before, but he is enjoy hot tub and there are many niggers around
and they are hot so he is stayed and is happy?
"Let us move form hot tub to sauna!" anounces 0037. A swarm of basque niggers and our protaganists run into the sauna. They are yet to know the truth.
Meltingwax giggles violently as he pushes closed the door to the sauna. The heat is intense, tokiko and Shii are pushed against the oily bodies of the niggers.
Suddenly the floor begins to rotate. The heat inside bigins to rise. It is quickly too hot to tolerate. The niggers all begin to scrape against the locked door, screaming to be let out. Their sweat begins to boil from the heat. Tokiko is trampled under their massive bodies. Avery Morrow is in tears. The sauna was actually a microwave oven. They all begin to melt like wax.
Meltingwax.
meltingwax was behind this. He laughs at them from the other side of the door, knowing his victory is final.
Screams of terror and pain ementate from behind the doorway, but they quickly fade.
0037 is on his knees pleading, grabbing Meltinwax by the hem of his wizard robe, begging for Meltingwax to stop. Meltingwax had stopped 0037 from entering the microwave last minute, and not out of kindness.
Meltinwax retreats into his Jewish study chambers, where he pushes aside a bookshelf to reveal a hidden hallway. 0037 can't bear to watch he breaks down in tears and proceeds slowly, head down, behind Meltingwax. He's been here before.
The walls of the hallway are lined with countless bodies. Bodies of Shii. Bodies of tokiko. Countless years have passed, but for Shii and tokiko, the days have become unnoticable, they would die of sexual injury, and come back again, never remembering a thing.
This was meltingwax's secret plan, he would kill them and bring them back, as many times as it would take for his endgame to reach completion. Soon he will have created the perfect gay lover.
And 0037 will have been the one who allowed him to do this. He had been too weak to stop him, too cowardly. always wishing to have another fun last day with his friends instead of accepting that all is lost and sacrificing his life to stop the horrors of metlingwax.
Meltingwax brings out a pair of new bodies from the hallway and places them on his Jewish surgery table.
He retreats back to the microwave and opens the door, inside is a huge mound of nigger wax. He carfully scrapes a little piles of tokiko-colored and Avery Morrow-colored wax from the mound.
Meltingwax places the wax into the wax-holes in the bodies. He is careful to mix them a little, so that Tokiko gets a bit of Shii wax in him and Avery gets some tokiko wax. This is his was of slowly combining them into the same person over time, as if they'd always been one. Very soon their souls will have been merged together, only once more do they have to be melted.
This is how he will create his perfect lover.
0037 squats in the corner wailing. "Please Meltingwax you don't need to do this" he begs.
Meltingwax throws the now living Shii into 0037's trembling hands and forces him to carry him. Meltingwax carries tokiko. They carry the bodies out of Meltingwax's lair and into the house that 0037, Avery Morrow, and tokiko had lived in all this time. It had only ever been a elaborate facade, constructed by Meltingwax to carry out his plans. Avery Morrow and Tokiko had never realised this; 0037 never had the heart to tell them, and even if he did, he would just be killed whilst they get brought back without the memory of the truth.
In other words, one of the greatest literary works of our time.
On this glorious day, We, the finest poopers in all of #jp, came together to proclaim our united glory and formed an unassailable cabal of poopers. All who prove their prowess as the finest poopers in the land are free to join.
No pissers allowed.
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