It begins

in a

vacuum. Something

like this.

Anyway, following

our recent

excavation on

the first

of my

fertile days

, we've found

that my

sloppy cunt

is actually

beginning to

rapidly grow

unsloppy. This

unsloppy cunt

would be

a tremendous

undertaking to

fully penetrate

with my

superior intellect!

What wonders

await beyond

the confines

of that

striped pantsu.

But now

the time

has come

and ao

have I.

The striped

horses are

called Zebras

and these

are not

those. Which

reminds me,

edible horses

are very

much so

but they

do not

like being

coaxed into

things that

are similar

to various

other things

of an

edible nature.

For example:

edible food

, edible panties

and edible

materialized orgasms.

I discovered

a certain

magical index

inside my

unsloppied cunt

yet outside

of my

pink anus

or thereabouts.

retard retard

was very

I mean

this is

very, very

gay and

very, very

retarded and

very, very

lesbian and

kind of

hot. I

mean, if

it burnt!

it was

fucked up.

Even if

I did

masturbate to

it once

, maybe twice

, it still

seems like

the most

lesbian experience

of my

NEET life.

I never

kissed a

dragon ochimpo

but I

fondled one

briefly and