This thread made me feel uncomfortable.
This thread made me feel very cumfortable.
This thread made me feel spicy.
You are spicy
Sex with spicy tentacles sounds hot.
Can you imagine the itching on your poophole the day after though. I stuck a hot chicken wing up my ass once and the sting lasted for days, I don't recommend it
Lots of tentacle fans seem to be masochists so I think that would make it even better.