Nice guys finish last (17)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..

Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Actually the truth is that unattractive guys finish last. This absurd notion that nice guys finish last is a fantasy by the ugly. Take an ugly guy who is an asshole- do you think they get girls? No. Take an ugly guy who is a nice guy- do you think they get girls? Again no.

A very attractive guy will get a girl regardless of whether or not he is nice. That's the truth.

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

fucking losers

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If you think a girl would ever want to date you when she could date girls instead, you're not a nice guy.

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If you think a girl would ever want to date you when she could be eating pizza bagel bites instead, you're not a nice guy.

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Who says that nice guys finish last? In bed, maybe, sure. But in life? Not true! Nice guys rarely make it to the finish line at all!

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

All this talk about nice guys. Won't nobody think of the nice girls? How do they finish?

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

It's your own fault for concerning yourself with 3DPD.

9 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I'm a nice guy yet I'm also a premature ejaculator so this idiom doesn't ring true to me.

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>9
I rather doubt you're a nice guy. How can I doubt a truism on the basis of flimsy, experimental evidence?

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>1 Guys who think that being nice entitles them to pussy are not nice guys

12 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>10
I'm just saying it's not really axiomatic, as it falls apart under the slightest scrutiny.
I'd be happy to test your hypothesis by performing a controlled study. I already planned it out, and it's easy: We'll just go to a number of marathons and ask the winners if they are nice guys. If the majority says yes, then obviously we would find there's no correleation between being nice and finishing last.

Then we'd write our findings on a paper and become famous. Nice and famous.

13 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12 I like that plan, but you also need a control group.

Also, self-reporting is not very reliable. You might want a better test for niceness, like a personality test or something.

Besides, what about the winners who are not guys? You need to control for those, too.

Apart from these methodological problems, it's a fine plan. You should do it.

14 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>12,13
No, no, I think you're all wasting everybody's time. Look at ‘‘Nice guys finish last’’. It's so short and simple, and it's obviously true. Why should we bother to think anything else?

15 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>14 Why think at all?

16 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>15
That's an extremely good point. Perhaps someone can come up with a good response to it, but I certainly don't want to hear it.

17 Name: Bruise Li sensei [Del]

Don't think, >>16-san! Feel!

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