If I could tickle myself, life would be *alright* (11)

1 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

If I could tickle myself, life would be alright. I wouldn't have any problems. I would sit at home all day and feel perfect. There would be no more of this pain; nothing would be unjustified. I would love life again, and everything would be alright.

2 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

This makes sense.

3 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

Why not masturbate?

4 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

( `~`) i masturbate every day until my cat starts clawing at my penis

5 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>3
Why masturbate?

6 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

why can't you tickle yourself? amputee?

7 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>6
The body knows when it's tickling itself. You have to tickle yourself indirectly by using some other object.

8 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

I like to close my eyes and run around really fast so I don't know where I am anymore, but you know that's just me.

9 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

>>8
Now that's something I'd REALLY like to try.
Where can you do that? It would be pretty dangerous, running around indoors...

10 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

That is why I am in the underground tickle club.

We show up blindfolded and do not ask questions.

I'm sorry but I don't think you're VIP enough to qualify.

11 Name: ｷﾀ━━━━━━━━(　・∀・）━━━━━━━━!!!! [Del]

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