Help! A witch stole me penis.

How can I get my penis back!?

Kiss the witch, she did all that to get your attention.

>>2
Will she return it though?

I could give you advice but I need more information.
Are your balls intact, or did she take them as well?
Did she leave you neuter or replace your penis with a vagina?
Is she cute? (Asking for a friend)

>>4
Balls gone too look like ugly ken doll now.
She look like a hag had saggy boobies and hook jew nose.

>>5
She sounds cute. You should do what >>2 suggested and make love to her. (She'll probably have to peg you, since all you have is an anus now. I hope you like butt stuff.)

who needs a penis anyway?

>>6
Tried but witch just screeched at me and taunted me by waving my penis at me I tried to grab it she just cut me across the face.

>>7
Need penis no penis no life.

Maybe "she" used to be like you, and got so tired looking for her old penis that she stole yours. Don't end up like that, steal another mans penis now while you're young.

Stole someone else's penis I feel guilty but it's nice to have penis but lately I been thinking about penises more and how I want to collect even more MUST have more penises.

check my dubs

>>11
Nice dubs, dude.

>>10
Are you sure this thread isn't just a metaphor for you coming to terms with your being a bottom?

they're scraping their fingernails on the glass