>>7 If by joint you mean rivalry.
Here is a list of the internet rules, in chronological order. Keep in mind that these are descriptive, not prescritive. They are observations, like the laws of nature, not guidelines, like a pirate code.
#34 There is porn of it. No exceptions.
#35 If there is no porn of it, 4chan will make it.
#36 If you thought of it, someone has a fetish for it.
#14 If you argue with a troll, they have already won.
#61 Chuch Norris.
#62 It has been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.
#63 For every male character, there is a female version of that character. For every female character, there is a male version of that character. Corollary: Rule #34.
#0 The internet perceives censorship as obstruction and will route around it. Corollary: Trying to remove something from the internet is like trying to fish piss out of the pool. Corrolary #2: Trying to remove something from the net will draw unwanted attention to it. This is called the Streisand-effect. Corollary #2.1: The more mirrors get taken down, the more come into existence.
#1 There are no girls on the internet. Corollary: We are all straigth white male twenty-year-old American college boys. Corollary #29: On the internet, all men are men, all women are men, and all children are undercover FBI agents.
#2 On the internet, no-one knows if you're a dog or space alien.
#3 Never underestimate the bandwidth of a truck full of tapes.
#4 If it works, there is porn in it.
#5 If it works well, there is political activism in it.
#6 Godwin's Law: The longer a discussion goes, the more inevitable there will be a comparison to Nazis. Corollary: Whereupon the discussion becomes meaningless. Corollary #2: The one doing the comparison loses the argument.
#7 There are always trolls in it.
#8 Everything and everyone that exists, exists on the internet. Corollary: The real world is but a shadow of the net.
#43 If porn exists, we will use it to make things.
#24 I don't always repost, but when I do, I repost all of it.
For comparison: Here are the collected rules of the Unholy Citadel: