Standing before his primary hive in his space suit, Lord Wax scans the crowd. All bees. "YOU SAGERU BEES! Enough is enough. You continue trespass on my estate yet never give up your fair share of honey. You have until Friday to vacate my territory lest your Sageru Beehive get STUFFED WITH CIRCUMCISED JEWISH KABBALIST MAN MEAT!" The bees, having never known such cruelty from Lord Wax, shivered in terror. Some even wept little tiny bee tears. "Please, Wax," moaned Beesushi. "Not the Circumcised Jewish Kabbalist Man Meat!" Tiny iccanobee wailed in agony: "Anything but that! I have a family!" A little Beekiko flew up to Lord Wax but was promptly swatted dead in his flight. The situation seemed hopeless. And then, the moon flew in front of the sun , obscuring its light as so to create a perfect solar eclipse.
At that moment, a cat that had previously been lurking out of sight jumped out of the bushes and began running at the podium! A cold sweat broke out on Melvin Wax's forehead. "No... no! It can't possibly bee!" The cat chuckled; as the moon moved out of the way, a ray of light revealed his pointed shades. "That's right Wax. It is I, Sir Shaddox Mode! I am here to save those Bees and put an end to your Sageru Bears shenanigans once and for all."
Lord Melvin Wax got down on both knees and began praying to his filthy Christ Killing kike G-d. "Dear G-d, I know I was wrong to threaten the Sageru Beehive. But your love is true and you will save your Son... correct?" At that moment, Sir Shaddox Mode pounced. "NO! Melvin, we were once brothers, but you lost your way. Mind polluted by too many years on Reddit and Discord. You have lost your VIP way, and have no right to insert your penis, or anyone else's, into the Sageru Beehive." Wax lifted his fists to protect himself, but alas, it was too late. For the only thing his hands were good for, were swinging lightsabers and sending incredibly tame, normy memes on Discord. With a single swipe and then a catty bite, Shaddox had slain his brother Melvin, and leaned down to take his crown.
The moon was now fully out of the sun's way, and the light had returned to the Sageru forest. Without a bear in sight, all the Sageru bees from all the hives came out to play, and gathered at Lord Shaddox Mode's feet. "Thank you for saving us from that evil maniac," praised the iccanobee. "Yes, we love you!" barked beesushi. "SILENCE!" yelled Lord Shaddox Mode. His tone took the bees aback. "Melvin Wax is not to blame for his corruption. We must always remember that the real enemies of Sageru Quality are normalfag viruses such as Reddit and Discord. Melvin Wax was a victim of the CIA, just as much as Beekiko was a victim of Wax. In fact... we must not only fight for ourselves, but also, for Wax! My children, do not condemn my brother!"
The bees let out 3 cheers of gratitude and retired into the night, to commit secret acts of benevolence and make sweet bee love. Everyone was very happy. The end.
Good story
Love your writing, wax.