Dear President Elect. Whomever you might be I
Anyway, I am writing to you to inform
that your speech is ready, Mr. President-Trump.
How are you? I'm fine thank you. I
break mirrors with my face in the United
States of Embarrasment. Penis fuck titty ass.
Sorry. What I actually meant to say was
I am going to eat a bagel now.
But I hope it's not you Hillary, suck
Suika's bee stings sensually. Please legalize magic mushrooms
and protect lolis with a constitutional amendment please.
What's your favorite Touhou game, and why? If
it's anything after Subterranean Animism, go fuck yourself.
Have a nice day asshole nigger faggot senpai.
Might I offer you a hard boiled egg?
Just something that was laying around the house.
Nothing special rubs back of head nervously. Say,
DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES? YEAH WE LIKE WAFFLES.