Change one word from the previous post, so that the sentence still makes sense.
I'll start:
I think, therefore I am.
I troll, therefore I butthurt.
I troll, because I butthurt.
Trolls troll, because I butthurt.
Trolls troll, because I troll
Trolls troll, because trollers troll.
Trolls troll, buffalo trollers troll.
Trolls troll, buffalo eats troll.
Chairmen troll, buffalo eats troll.
Chairmen dies, buffalo eats troll.
*Chairmen die, buffalo eats troll.
*Chairmen die, guest eats troll.
Chairmen die, guest eats spinach.
VIPs die, guest eats spinach.
VIPs die, guest eats VIP.
VIPs die, unVIPs eats VIP.
VIPs VIP, unVIPS eats VIP.