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Please God, I want to impregnate Tomoko Kuroki so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant Asian angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Tomoko Kuroki is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see her beautiful figure. I yearn for her in a way both primal and spiritual. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history and Israel combined just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from her smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to her moans as my manhood throbs within her, I want to hear her heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want to suckle at her motherly bosom, slurping that rich mojyo milk from her teat as she gently strokes my raging erection. I would stir her velvety Japanese cream into my coffee and let my balls boil in it. Her cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the cacophony of ten thousand drone strikes. I would make love to her until my body gave out, and then some. I would let her break my rib cage with any part of her body. I would let her hit me with her car just to be near her for a brief moment. She’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without her I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want her, I need her. I want to desecrate her crisp school uniform. I want to start a family with her and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while she slides ice cubes down my gaping pisshole.
Here's a rundown on why we don't like touhoufaggotry:
He's weak-willed because he has succumbed to a forced opinion, according to which playing touhou is fun and captivating; perhaps, however, he began playing it in order to approach a resemblence of a TRVE OTAKU, then he's just a dumb fuck.
And he's tasteless because only a truly outstanding dumb fuck would play some crap that looks straight out of 80s graphics-, engine- and plot-wise in 2020.
Ergo, all touhouniggers are shit-eaters.
Some try to justify themselves by saying that it has, like, cute girls, but any sane man can tell that cute girls in such graphic mode will look like shit rather than cute girls.
2. Usually, a touhoufag doesn't want to eat shit by himself and actively leads others on shit-eating.
As soon as a touhoufag appears in some community, he begins methodically foisting his shit, like a fucking Jehovah's witness or a fast-food company advertiser.
As per usual, he lists an extremely limited amount of 2hu's pros:
As can be seen in para.1, both of these reasons to play touhou are made-up bullshit. For the most part, image boards attract weak-willed people, i.e. latent 2huniggers. And sooner or later, a community dedicaded to, say, LuckyStar, gets overrun with shit-devouring touhoufaggots. 3. As the time goes by, touhoufaggot gets dumber. No wonder - try eating shit on a daily basis yourselves, lol. All communication of a touhounigger can be watered down to saying "I wanna FUCK that 2hu" and dumping images of some 2huslut. As you can see, touhoufags are virtually worthless - moreover, they harm the community by infecting other weak-filled individuals with TOUHOUFAGGOTRY. People used to relegate the sick with lepra to leprosariums, so they won't infect others. That's why I demand all touhoufags to be banned and cleaned off 4chan. They have no place here.
Please God, I want to be impregnated by Che Baumberger so bad. I want to bear his children with my child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant Bolivian kike angel. Like a philosopher, having come down to #jp to cleanse us of our sins. Che Baumberger is beyond divine. I can't help but drop to my knees in worship whenever I see his beautiful figure. I yearn for him in a way both primal and very primal. I would commit more war crimes than every president in United States history and Israel combined just to lick the sweet, glistening sweat from his smooth, creamy skin. I want to listen to his moans as his manhood throbs within me, I want to hear his heart race as our bodies become one and our souls irreversibly intertwine in the holy sin of carnal union. I want him to suckle at my motherly bosom, slurping that rich #jpsie milk from my teat as I gently stroke his raging erection. I would stir his velvety Antifa cream into my coffee and let my balls(female) boil in it. His cries of pleasure and the rocking of our bed would be louder than the sound of the thousand bell characters in my irc client from atechan's spam. I would make love to him until my body gave out, and then some. I would let him break my rib cage with any part of his body. I would let him hit me with his nail covered nazi-killing baseball bat just to be near him for a brief moment. He’s so perfect it hurts. Every moment without him I suffer a pain worse than breaking every bone in my body simultaneously while drowning and also having shards of glass coated in hot sauce forced through every orifice of my body. I want him, I need him. I want to desecrate his Antifa uniform. I want to start a family with him and retire after our twenty seven children have grown up and moved out. I want to see those luscious lips speak such filthy, perverse words into my ear while I slide life sized ice sculptures of him down his gaping bunghole.
I am a man in my 30s who divorced a woman after several years of marriage (actually she left me and sex was not the issue). Finding myself alone I decided to explore my sexuality. I met an interesting man in his 50s and we have developed a "friendship" that has included sex , but I struggle with the ethics of it. I'm divorced so I'm not cheating on anyone... but he is , and he's upfront about not telling his wife. In case it matters, we're both bi , "straight-acting" and in the closet, and none of us is looking for a relationship... just a sex partner who also happens to share other interests outside of the bedroom too. Other than that he appears to take care of his wife and daughter and speaks highly of them. A gentleman. I get his point of view: why risk a divorce for some harmless fun? Man on man sex is something that his wife will never be able to give to him. On the other hand, he is betraying her and not being 100% honest with her... but who is 100% honest in a long-term marriage?
>can't even call someone a retard in a direct fashion
>has to resort to posting an image of something negative and quoting the original poster's post in a pathetic attempt to wordlessly imply "you = le stupuid gay xd"
You're on an anonymous imageboard, in which you are the furthest thing from being face-to-face, and yet you still don't have the balls to say "you're a fag". You are literally so pussyshit that you have to pray to god that your Wojak macro gets your pathetically simple message across. I cannot wait to see my message mockingly repeated back at me with yet another of your faggoty basedjaks. You're a paradox. You have the absolute audacity to call someone a testicle-less girlyman through an image macro, despite having a negative value where your balls should be, because you can't bring yourself to call someone names to their face. Let me show you how it's done. Maybe you'll somehow grow a pair in the process of reading this.
You're a faggot. Every single aspect about you is faggy, and I'll be impressed if you can manage to copy-paste my post, greentext it, and solve the captcha, all with your hands full with a pair of dicks.
Fuck you.
My name is Archer, and I am the bone of my sword. Steel is my body and fire is my blood. You people are the scourge of this world. Honestly, have any of you ever created over a thousand blades? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of Servants because of your own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Kinoko Nasu.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best Phantasm. I'm pretty much perfect. I have withstood pain to create many weapons. Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life. What else do you do, other than "fapping all day to hentai of Ilyasviel"? I've also killed myself once without dying, and have a banging hot Master (she just blew me; shit was SO Type-Moon). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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