She says she's thinking about dating a hoofed mammal!
What should I do!? I'm traumatized...
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You should kick her out of the house.
There must have been some kind of mix up at the hospital. I'm so sorry, I have no more words for you...
FUCK hoovians!
She's thinking about it, not actually doing it.
Let her think. Let her make her mistakes. The worst that can happen is __________________________.
You should make her watch boy things like football & How-To's on starting forest fires with nothing but your bare hands.