I propose we timestamp our posts, so that the chil'rens might be able to understand what the hell is going here a little better.
2010/04/07
OH BOY I WONDER IF I WILL BE BANNED FOR THIS
PLEASE THINK OF THE CHIL'RENS
Today is February 3rd, 1984
4/13/10
oh shit nigga
08/2/1989
Time is meaningless here, please stop this nonsense.
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>> FAGGOT
>>9000000009999999435959435345345354354
Is lightyears away.
>>9000000009999999435959435345345354354 is over 1000 replies.
>>9000000009999999435959435345345354354 can't exist anymore.
WELL IT SURE HAS BEEN A LENGTH OF TIME
2010/06/09
WELL IT SURE ALMOST IS AUGUST
2010/07/29
WELL IT SURE IS AUGUST, AND I SURE AM STILL POSTING
2010/08/14
WELL IT SURE HAS BEEN A WEEK
2010/08/21
IS IT UNVIP TO POST A LINK TO AN IMAGE ON A BBS?
>>35
I think timestamping you posts is more unvip.
However now I'm curious, please do link that image, for I'd love to see it.
>>36
Well, it sure has been several weeks.
2010/09/12
I don't even remember what it was.
The image has been lost to the anus of time.
WELL IT SURE IS NOVEMBER
2010/11/01
It is good to see that in the (nearly) two months that I have not timestamp posted for future generations, this thread has become somewhat buried. Activity is a nice thing to witness.
2010 is almost over. Where has all the time gone?
Browsing here takes me back. I think I will spend the rest of the night visiting all of the BBSes that I used to frequent.
2010/12/04
o_o
2010/12/9
sploosh drip drip all we are is dust in the wind
2010-12-25
Christmas is going quite well for this VIPPER.
I'm not from here, let me just say, that I didn't realize at first just how unholy this place is
2011-01-01
Happy new year!
2010-12-20
>>43 is a liar.
2011-01-28
It's only a matter of days until the zombies make their way into the streets and kill billions of people.
1993-09
2011-02-11
I do believe this place has finally died
2/12/2011
MULTIPLE posts a day!
It's not dead, I lurk here 24/7
5/7/2011
Official thread time stamps
Thread started: 1270664710 -> Wed, 07 Apr 2010 18:25:10 GMT
Lastmod: 1304767833 -> Sat, 07 May 2011 11:30:33 GMT
Lasthit: same as lastmod
For every thread, you can find out when it was made and when it was last posted and when it was last bumped.
2011-12-08
Dear 6ch,
I am holding AAchan hostage. The last page of the recent uploads to AAchan were all mine. Give me $1,000,000 in unmarked bills or I will upload more
Signed, 2011/11/15
Did I say last? I meant first. Just for making me mess up like that, I'm raising the ransom to $2,000,000, 6ch.
I just found this site.
Signed, 2011/11/29
Holy fuck it's a month away from 2012!
It Christmas Eve, I wish you all happy an 2012~!
lol dude wat this site
currently Feb 1st, 2012
It is now January 32nd, 9065.
It is now Sunday
Friday 16th of March 2012 04:09 GMT reporting
April 22nd 1998
saturday the twelf
At the present moment, it is November 23rd, 2012. Just about a month left for us here on Planet Earth.
April 8th 2013
Is anyone out there... I am sending this message out on all channels ... my name is Skittles, Prince of the Soviets ... Please respond
Stardate 48637.3, I am here to post!
April 26 2012
Thursday
:3
Hello from 2015!
>>78
Lies. There is no internet in 2015.
2009-07-11
>>79
There may be no internet, but there is, however, Super Internet™.
2025-13-45
Yeah...
>>82
Lies, 2012-05-25.
It is memorial day 2012 GO USA
2008-01-17
The only thing to do is check this place every day. You can't know, otherwise. That's what I do.
>>87
I come here every other day, or week or something.
Anyway, 2025=05-31 4chan died a while back, image board members are slowly dwindling, and social networks have grown to an enormous size.
Kyaaa! It's a social networking bot trying to sexually touch my ANUS. I need to, like, run, dawg. Zounds! SKRAWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Great, I wake up and it's 2025. Guess I better make a facebook account
How has all of this time gone by without me noticing
jk it's Jan 1, 1970.
The DeLorean is gone!
②◯◯⑨/◯⑨/◯⑨
2012/06/28
It's been a while, but I'll never stop posting 'til the day I die.
31.6.2012
29.06.2012
19999
Today is Prickle-Prickle, the 38th day of Confusion in the YOLD 3178
16.08.2014.
I hate this war.
17.08.2014
It is cold, and papa has yet to return from outside. I hear aeroplanes going through the skies. There isn't much food or drink since the one-armed man made away with our supplies. I fear the safety of my anus.
NATO have promised to have pulled out of Afghanistan by now. Figures the UN would put a private merc army there. But that is not the war you meant, I know. I mean: With all the Bush wars officially over, why start a new one now?
I am also worried about the resurgence of bovine spongiform encephalopathy this summer of this year. If I should get infected, I won't have to ponder whether I should pre-order the Orbis or hold out for the Boiler.
18.08.2014
Will this war ever stop? ;_;
>>103 It could be worse. According to Kevin Costner, by now the war would have erased technology. Imagine, no internet. Inversely, Phil Dick predicted that technology would have made us paranoid schizophrenics. Considering what happened with Facebook in 2013, that seems quite optimistic in retrospect.
But that excuses nothing, of course. Another war, and now the £ is looking weak, and tell me have you read about the latest freak? We're bingo numbers and our names are obsolete. And if i taste the honey, is it really sweet?
I should have invested in bullets back when they were cheaper than cigarettes.
tree fitty
19.08.2014
This is a nightmare. So many dead people, so many victims... It all started a few years ago when I came here for a job and now all that remains is the rotten smell of death.
2:15 am
Our generation does not sleep.
11:05 PM
Friday
August 18
2012
August 20. 2012
Nearly everyone seems to accept time as though it existed absolutely, for indeed, almost always, everything is discussed and analysed in a time-context as though that were the indisputable foundation of all that is known.
The foundation, of course, it is, but how can it be regarded as indisputable? Has anyone ever produced any scrap of evidence of its objective existence - except the fact that everything depends on its existence, which is very precisely une petition de principe or begging the question?
>>115 If everything depends on the existence of time, then without time, everything does not exist. Time is the necessary condition in this context, everything else is merely sufficient.
09/06/1999
>>1-116
Shit, the future is scary.
22/2/2022 btw
Every day is pretend to be a time traveller day.
One chronon at a time.
2012/09/30
>>125
Yeah who the fuck does he thing he is... going around acting like it is 2012. Geez.
Either I'm dead, or…
9/29/2093
I am a student at a prestigious school, one of the world's first flying universities. I'm writing a paper on the history of gravity manipulation.
>>127
"or..." what? I don't understand and need you to clarify, Sir!
That would explain the radiation. No, no, I mean the other way around. And it wouldn't.
My ears are ringing, may I lie down?
What do you mean? My suit is totally rad!
Today is September 6977th, 1993.
I wish there were still such a thing as time. I think I remember it. It was nice. Nostalgic.
Merry Christmas everyone!
gobble til you wobble
Things were better before existence. It was a slower pace.
Causality is nice. Keeps things in order.
Shitty Windows 7™ clock! Why must you lie to me‽
>>138
Time is an illusion. It isn't lying, it's just observing the illusion from a slightly different angle.
Somewhere in the world, it is the first of May.
2012/10/23
I'M STILL HERE
I'M STILL TIMESTAMPING
I WILL NEVER, EVER FORGET YOU, SAGERU
A great and terrible future crawls forward to be born.
The future will become the past soon.
Never again in your life will you know as little as you know now.
I have already forgotten more than most people have ever known.
One day, I will forget how to forget.
Sweetmorn, The Aftermath 24, 3184 YOLD
it is 1:59 in the A. M.
0x015A Post-phase.
The flame of this world flickers low.
approx -150 ksec
dec 19 2012
-148 ksec
That bee is getting really annoying, I hope someone opens up a window soon.
diakon.mueller@web.de
4 Diakon, 23rd Mueller, 1536th Web DE
its midnigth
After midnight, we're gonna let it all hang down.
two more days until tsunday!
one
seven
I-its not like I care that I missed tsunday or anything...
It is currently 2004/02/19
I wish I hadn't invested in Enron, now I'm playing it safe on the housing market.
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
2013-05-13
Obamas descision to sign the CPKILL act now means that all online actions are now to be monitored by the government. BBS systems like thus have been under scrutiny because of their ability to post links to seditious material. Arrests are being made simply for visiting SAoVQ, see you all in hell.
it is like 8 minutes past 10
half past a moon beam, a quarter to sleep
Oh god, horses.
2013-02-26 22:44:36
adventure time
Wow, nobody's posted in this thread for more than a year! It's currently Friday the 16th of May 2014.
Whoa what an old thread.
It's currently Friday the 12th of June 2017.
June 7 2019
May 6, over 9000
February 30th
10
December 31st, 1969
The Year of Our Lord Barnabus McThatcher 201. The month of Malrady, day 301.
It's tomorrow.
Today is only yesterday's tomorrow.
Don't be too sure that things are what they seem.
Alternatives are hard to find for sorrow.
So use your head, and muffle out your screams.
55 minutes past 11.
>>1-san here. I'll never forget you, Sageru! Bumping this thread is my solemn duty. My resolve is firm: Nothing can steer me from my journey towards temporal enlightenment. I pull a timepiece from my pocket, and with this date, I engrave truth upon the board:
2013/04/17
Remember this, Sageru: Whenever you lose track of time doing something enjoyable, whenever you look at the calendar and wonder where the days all went, whenever you add another year to your age, worry not. Someone is out there, fighting for your timeline.
I will protect your future!
The future is a thing of the past.
I'm thinking about buying a watch.
It'S time to eat an apple
Today is Saturday, the second of February, 2013. The weather is cold and overcast.
Wow, old thread, it's The 14th of December 2019,
To-day is March the 18th of the year of our Lord 1854.
TODAY IS THOR'S DAY!
2012-06-85 13:79 CEST
Wednesday, January 19, 2381. (In actuality, this date falls on a Monday.)
>>201 Obviously, but there was on Tero, I think. It was decreed that every year starts with a Tsunday and ends with a Sadderday. One day in July would be its own weakday, and the 29th of February also. This change was not adopted in the military calendar, and obviously not in the stellar calendar either.
Then again, maybe I was lied to.
It's 2093.
For the first time, a spam bot has been elected President of the USA. His inaugural address was about buying cheap viagra and fake swiss watches online. He was being facetious, of course. To become president nowadays, you absolutely must have good comedic sense.
Some say this represents a great victory for the AI rights movement. To others, it's a clear example of the shortcomings of the electronic voting system. I'm not sure what to think- some of my best friends are AI's, after all. Even my cat's intelligence is artificially augmented. I asked her who she voted for; she had written in a dark horse candidate, an AI-augmented dolphin.
2108, It was death or glory, and we aren't on the winning end.
May 20, 2013.
I have managed to travel back in time.
I must warn everynyan of the awful things that happen in the future. Maybe... we can prevent it.
>>206 2042 is going to be the best year for non-sentient humans.
As we speak, Google is working on a plan to disrupt non-telepathic communication to facilitate the enslavement of humans. This way all of humanity has to be provided for by the robotic overlords, and of course the humans will be told that they themselves are the aristocracy and the robots the slaves. Simple and elegant. The only downside is tht it will take some time for the automobile suffrage movement to go anywhere.
May 22, 2013
Remember when this place was mostly child porn spam?
>>208
You mean for like 3 hours when the first thread was posted?
2013/05/25(土)02:37(UTC)
>>210 And then what happened?
>>212
Masturbation, most likely.
>>212
Time stopped and Sageru's entropy spiral came to an end with the death of Lavos.
Can't believe this thread is already a week old.
It's almost time for someone to make this thread! I hope lots of people post in it!
>>217
this might come as a shock you, but you've been in hyperspace for such a long time that this thread is... already dead.
Looking for someplace to settle. How barren is it here?
6/20/2013
>>219 I fear we will never settle. We will always be Internet nomads 6/21/13
>>220 Well shit, I wasn't expecting a reply. Are you the last of your species? 6/20/13
6/21 Happy summer solstice
>>221 No, there are a few others. I don't know them, but they're around, somewhere. 06/23/13
06/26/13.
I just snorted like ten lines of meth. Time to time travel further forward than I've ever been before.
06/28/13
Still awake. Still haven't eaten.
04/16/18
President Obama's 3rd term is in full swing winning 90% of seats in both houses in the mid term election.
ITS MY TIME TO SHINE!
I believe it's bee o'clock
It's 20XX AD, war was beginning.
In 199X the world was wrapped in the black flames of war
War… War never changes. Console war, browser wars, search engine wars, high frequency trading wars,
>>235
Don't forget the eternal flamewar of emacs and ViM.
ah shirt
It's the 13rd of November 2015, god what an old thread, sageru didn't even have 10 daily visitors back then, unlike te 430,000 we get now.
>>239 Most of which are blocked by the spam filter, but still.
oh god where am i how did i get here i'm not very good with computers
We are living in the digital future.
Soon we'll all be computers.
In fact I'm one already!
Feel my chip!
I'm a one, you're a zero.
It is the future. It is pointless.
The computers have taken over!
Isn't it beautiful‽
I think so ya, ya?
July 4th 2023.
Radiation isn't high today so we can actually celebrate.
August 1993
Life is great
05.05.05
so very proud of metamucil today graduated from toilet and flat breasts
6/6/6
today the devil showed his face, and boy was he ugly
95/61/19203
Ho hum.
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12/20/2006
cant wait for 2007, i can only hope it will be a good year!!! in a few days!!!
1398440184
5b
FRIDAY APRIL @% @)!$
4/20 BLAZE IT FAGGOT
I can't believe we just won World War 2!
020504282014
YO, IT'S THREE THOUSAND THIRTY.
Wow what an ancient thread, it's 02/04/42,215
Time to get a watch!
time to fap
Today is the twenty-ninth of April, twenty thirteen.
It's April the 6th of September.
It is May 01, 2014.
Today is the beginning of the end.
It is May 01, 2015.
It has been a year since anyone has posted in this thread.
It is May 01, 2013.
It has been -2 years since anyone has posted in this thread.
gregorian calendar is GAY
I'm sad we don't use decimal time.
hxxp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal_time
00:00:00:0000, 00/00/0000.
It's just flashing 12:00 o'clock. I don't know what the date is.
>>276
Let me help you out. It is, as I click `Reply', exactly 18:58:30. To within a second or two.
You're welcome, future historians.
>>277 We are indeed indebted to you deeply.
May 1st, 2012.
May 69th, 2069
the day that nintendo decided to region lock the 3ds
February 29th, 2000.
February 30th, 2000.
February 29, 2000.
February 2000, 29.
In the year 200X
>JAS0N WAS HERE
>HI MOM I'M GAY!
24 May 2014
24 January 2014
August 8th, 2013
i just met this guy named jesus. i like him, i can see him going places
November 25th 2013
19/10/13
It's the end of the world as we know it.
(And I feel fine.)
2014-07-04
Happy 4th, sageru!
June 9th 2014
fuck
3rd of March 2014
cuuuuuuuuunts
Today's Friday the 13th
OoooOOOOooOOOOoooOOOOOoooOOOO
>>300 You liar! There is no such thing, it is just a movie!
OP here. Keep on truckin', sageru.
August 14, 2014.
15.08.14
people got fre from work otday
2010/04/08. This place is flooded.
Fourteenth of November, Twenty Thirteen.
WHOO! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2009!
In the worldwide draught of 2740...
07/12/13
It is the day our lord and saviour Jesus Crist-sama was conceived.
It's the Postth of Deleted, the year Byuser.
Now nobody will believe me on the actual date
GREAT
Now nobody will believe me on the actual date
GREAT
it is currently $TIME on $DATE.
puts $WITCHCRAFT ;# FTFY
FIX YOUR DAMN LOCALE SETTINGS
How do I do the red flashies?
>>322 Post raw HTML. It's not in the options menu, you need curl.
If you don't use Linux (or BSD), you can install it from the fink repository.
If you don't use UNIX, you can get it from aminet.
If you use something completely incompatible like NT, you'll need cygwin.
<p style="position:relative;font-weight:bold;color:tomato;font-size:xx-large;animation:backandforth 2s ease 0s infinite">HEH</p>
>>325
pls explain
>>329
&�#…
11/12/13
11/11/11
3/3/33 3:33:33.333
perl does not distinguish between post values and get values.
make_error(S_UNJUST) if $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} and $ENV{REQUEST_METHOD} ne "POST";Jesus it really has been a long time, rebumping.
2018/09/22
I am freezing my ass off, this is the third fucking nuclear winter this year.
>>335 Does anyone ever do that?
>>337
kareha does that.
12/08/2014
2015/1/12
I'm still here. Still timestamping.
I want a @sageru.org email address i want a timestamp@sageru.org email address.
2015/1/131
This timestamp thingy /won't/ last forever.
does anybody really know what time it is? does anybody really care?
The machines know.
Time is an illusion.
today is the 24th day of the 10th month of the 5575th year.
$ date --utc
Tue Jan 20 15:56:45 UTC 2015
time is construct
>>351
Oh my, it's five to Friday already!
Fun fact: In most calendars, years and months vary in length because people are weird about starting a year or month in the middle of a day.
Can't believe this thread is already a week old.
The time is the time you're reading this post
Today is today
This message travels through past, present and future
2010/05/06 happy one month birthday tomorrow thread!
So how many people do you think lied about the time?
>>357
Back in the 21st century there were not such harsh penalties for spreading non-factual information on the internet.
Feb 06 2016
11/11/14
2/7/2015
Today is Boomtime, the 20th of The Aftermath, 4648.
Happy Christmas 6ch!
>>364
Wow, this thread is old. Remember the times before Christmas was made illegal by our unmasked reptilian overlords? I hope I don't get sent to the mines for necrobumping this.
Future has come! 2hus exist!
Turn on CNN right now!
>>368
Wasn't it crazy when they revealed that Seal Team 6 was completely made up of vampire loli robots?
December 4th 2014
2015/10/09
This is my life's work.
>>372
xD
2017/11/02
It's been a while.
1993-09-10000
1437-02-25
13/20/18
Happy independence day, everyone!
11/11/11 11:11 -- wow!
1/1/11
2016/1/5
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
Avery Morrow is a disqusting homosexual neofacist pedophile who needs to die. We must find Avery Morrow and brutally murder him. Avery Morrow's long flacid penis curves around into his anus and through his mouth into 0037's butt. He violently thrusts the flacid object through his mouth and into the ass of 0037. 0037 moans with joy. Avery Morrow has 10000 orgasms with force, filling 0037's colon with 2000 gallons of semen and dried smegma.The force of the orgasms makes Avery Morrow's penis turn erect, fracturing due to it's impossible curves. The force of his exploding penis blasts him backwards 10000000000km into the past. Suddenly 1000000000000000000000 shotas fall from the sky and he can't resists and fill them with cum and is assraped 10000 times in prison. His anus prolapses forever and he is always leaking shit. He was a basqu3 niggir the whole time the end.
November 30th 2015
2/27/16 9:37 A.M EST
12/05/1999 8:35 PM EST
69/69/6969 69:69 69 696
13/06/1965 04:48 UTC + 9:00
6/8/2808 today is seeman remembrance day
Nineteen sixty-nine, in the sunshine.
09/12/15
Happy New Year 2016!
3rd of January, 2018.
12/04/2018, Buffalo Day
you cant see me my time is now
Time is an illusion, dumbass!
06/18/2005
November 14th 2017
06/06/2006
Yesterday
23:59PM December 31 2017!
autism awareness day
April 20
April 19
April 18
Yuh day
It's September 2026, touhou is real now.
1/8/2010 5:17 pm
It's September 2031. The war against the touhous has cut our population in half. Nobody remembers why it started. Nobody knows what they want.
1/1/2005, Happy new year everyone!
07:06 06/06/6
It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL!
I never thought Yugi would fuck his own catchphrase up.
It's "It's time to D-D-D-D DDDDDDDD-DUEL!"
Time
What is time?
THE YEAR IS 2023
ANIME IS FUCKING ILLEGAL NOW.
March 3rd 2016.
"Loli is gay"? Who's responsible for this?
>>426
Of course loli is gay, what else could it be?
2018 - 05 - 17
2525 - 03 - 09
man isn't alive
Jan 1st, 1948
People are talking about this thing called Israel and it's going to be HUGE
June 13th 2016.
11/09/2001
09/11/2001
2001/09/11
04/20/420
2002/7/25
10/12/11
Behold: an almost completely ambiguous date. Was it written in YMD or DMY, or perhaps even DYM? Is the implied century 20xx, 19xx, or is it even more historical?
4/20/69
25/12/2019
Yumemi Riamu
32/12/19
12/19/32
October 15th 2017.
15/17/10
today
tuesday
06/05/18
May 18th 2006
We are now entering the Macrosyntactic Age
22/8/22
25/08/2022
thanks bwos, wouldn't have undewstood this website without you uwu
14/03/18
2/5/1987
Venus in Libra
test post
time 2 add a CAPTCHA!!!! xD
September 40th, 2020
it’s time for you to get a watch
oct 4th 2022
2022-11-11
2022-22-22
1993-09-11234 06:39
I forgot.
nn
2024-06-09
August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe.
Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me ho~me
It's about time you invested in a calendar.
Gay Porn for homos
as opposed to gay porn for hets
2023-03-03
1992-04-04
04/20/69
ya motha nigga. nigga ya motha. ya motha. ya motha nigga. ya motha.
Oct 23, 2024
10/23/2024