I don't want to be a criminal!
2. no being black
3. no being gay (except on tuesdays)
4. Cats welcome
5. Keep the windows shut, or the bees might come in
5. Keep the windows shut, or the bees might come in
∧∧
6. There's no time
7. We don't need no fucking badgers.
8. There are only seven rules.
>>10
Seven rules? That's 6 more than 1 rule! That's one less than 8 rules! That's 999,999,993 less than 1,000,000,000 rules! That's equal to 7 rules!
>>11
Could you explain further? I'm still a little unclear on the concept, thanks
The point is that seven rules.
9. Seven rules.
10. Rules suck.
11. There are only 6 rules
12. unko chinko manko (´･ω･`)
13. Rule 8 to 13 are invalid
14. This rule intentionally left undefined.
nigger
16. Do Unto Others as you would have others do unto you (aka be generous with sexual favors)
>>21 So if I have this fantasy about getting raped and I want this fantasy to be real, am i allowed to rape somebody else because I want him to rape me?
>>22 It satisfies Kant's categorical imperative: If everyone acted like you, there wouldn't be a problem.
nothing is true, everything is permitted
you don't talk about… oh sorry, wrong chan.
Everything you know is wrong
toot toot!
somewhere along the lines of bingle-bongle dingle-dangle,
yikedee-doo, yikedee-dah, ping pong,
lippy tuppy too tah.
30 get
31 GET
23146578. Failure to follow the rules will result in exposure to the bees.
33. do some stretches
41. If you're going to do stretches, do them with Holo.
44. Stop stretching for gods sake, I think you're limber enough at this point.
One can never be too limber.
50. stretch yr IMaGination
222. Trinary increments so not to confuse the hellish compiler.
69. I just wanted to put the number 69 in here and I'm not waiting.
3. Know your rights, a right you don't know is one you don't have.
>>40 actually that's bullshit
>>43 Which territory is that? I have read the declaration of human rights, and though it violates a lot of Christian traditions and Western values, those are the rights that everyone in the world has, whether they know it or not.
Unless, of course, they are subjected to criminals who deny them those basic rights.
70. All rules are equal. Some rules are more equal than others.
>>44
You mean such criminals as every government ever?
I think we should found a country, there has to be something better than living by archaic rules of the already running ones.
I purpose that we take over the CZR, they're already freer than the entire G8.
>such criminals as every government ever
That is a bold claim. How many governments do you know?
>I think we should found a country, there has to be something better than living by archaic rules of the already running ones.
The youngest government in the world is South Sudan.
(The oldest is San Marino.)
>I purpose that we take over the CZR, they're already freer than the entire G8.
Why bother taking over a country that is already free?
941: This isn't a rule it's a statement.
>>47 To expand on that: The oldest legal tradition is the Chinese, the youngest, hard to say, probably the Netiquette. I cannot say what the oldest and youngest militaries in the world are, but that seems less relevant anyway, as the military enforcing rules is the exception these days.
49. No making "joke rules".
>>51
On the contrary, #8 only states that there are seven rules; it doesn't say which seven rules. #49 may or may not be one of the seven.
0. NEVER DELETE THE BOARD
>>54 is the most important rules that all other rules are subordinate to. It is the first, the last, and the only rule that you absoutely and unconditionally must abide by and must never be broken.
It takes precedence over all other rules, because without it, no other rules can have meaning.
Rule 0 is both father and mother. It is the alpha and the Omega. Accept rule 0 into your heart as your personal lord and saviour.
Repeat it to yourself every morning lest you forget, and live by its wisdom.
All the other rules are more like guidelines rather than actual rules.
(Learn them anyway so that if you break them, it's on purpose rather than stupidly.)