I played the album "Duck Stab" by The Residents on Halloween because it seems like Halloween music. About three groups of trick-or-treaters came by and heard it while the door was open; the parts all of them heard didn't really sound like Halloween music.
On an unrelated note, I have an interesting story about precum. Remind me to tell it.
Since anon clearly isn't going to tell the story, I'll tell it in his place.
You see, when you stroke your pp, it leaks precum
Hope you liked the story, @ me for more bullshit
@5
continue please